Board Thread:Survivor: Tokelau (Season 14)/@comment-24207263-20160105203430/@comment-174.66.148.138-20160106002158

Yannick: Majority of the tribe would trust you with their lives! How does that feel? Well, the majority of the tribe feels that I'm likely to be arrested soon after this season for not paying child support as well. I think these answers go to show that it's tough out here being a single father. All these alimony and child support checks to pay while I'm illiterate and can't hold down a steady job. I'm currently living in a box next to the neighborhood Costco. The black folk take kindly to my story as I am sober and don't use drugs. It's very tough but you know, the one thing that gives me hope is that no matter how dark it may be, I'll never be darker than 2 am. These people trust me with their lives because they know I'll rob them first then leave them alone, instead of destroying them all Dom style. They know I'm harmless and desperate for spare change. Help a brother out. I swear I pulled out but I'm stick in this situation. Please donate to the Yannick Fund and help me live my life. I didn't play this game for strategy or drama. I came for the prize money to lift myself out of poverty and put myself through school, so I can give back to the community and be a great guy. Become a family guy. An American dad. Down here in the lonely cold streets of Cleveland where our quarterback is laid out and wasted in his own piss and our youth end up doing drugs or dead, I must make a change. Yes we can people. Remember the famous words spoken by the legendary Blind Willie Johnson, a famous blues singer: "Where the hell is success, all I see is darkness." Keep hope alive my friends. P.S. I WOULD NEVER SMUGGLE ANYTHING UP MY RECTUM ONTO THIS ISLAND P.P.S. a INVITE ME OVER TO FAMILY DINNERS IM SO HUNGRY