It's Your Time To Go Now/Confessionals

Day 24
"hevan"

- TYLER WHAT THE FUCK WHY DIDNT YOU COME ONLINE YOU FUCKIG SKSJSJ I made my bed but I'm not gonna lie in it, you can do that Tyler :)

"hevan"

- I am disgusted.

"hevan"

- So Jace comes up to me and Is like "Lets get Tyler F" and I just had to agree with him, But I do want Tyler F out but not at this time like maybe Final 5 or 6 but I dont know what were doing.. And TYLER P got pretty lucky omfg My vote is for Hilary Clinton heart emoticon to become president

"hevan"

- I don't like how Heather and Seth also flipped. It shows that they are a bit underhanded and also takes some credit from me. Right now I'm trying to unite everyone back onto Jessy's side because we can't just wipe out the minority and make ourselves the minority, some NuPatos that aren't the Tylers need to go.

"hevan"

- So vote 1 of the double tribal council went exactly as planned. Evan went home and we were set to take out Eden next and keep Tyler F and Jessy at each other. Jessy even suggested forming a #survivingsausages alliances with just her and I, so I was feeling pretty good about things. I left to go paint our floor mural that is a tradition for residence to do at the end of their year as a way for future groups living on campus to remember us. When I got back, it was CHAOS. Heather had been waiting for me to say who would be voted out, and when I didn’t reply in time she voted for Jessy thinking I wouldn’t vote Eden. So Jessy went home thinking I betrayed her, Seth probably thinks the same, and Patos is no suspicious that I might have been the one to vote for Eden. Only Heather and Jace believe that it wasn’t me, or at least I have to assume this at this point. Immediately Heather and I skype each other. I decided right then and there to let her know I had the idol, and we planned for possible scenarios. The plan was that one of us would win immunity and the other would have the idol and play it on themselves, and we could take out Tyler F. If I win immunity, I’ll transfer the idol to Heather so she can play it on herself, and make it look like we’re still not on the same page in this game. If we pull it off, and get Jace and Seth on board with us, we could regain majority and go far. The auction is sending a bit of a twist to the game right now. I was initially going to put $500 on Scraps, but Heather told me Eden had already done so. So naturally I split my money among the other items so that there won’t be any scraps for him. All I left for him was the hour extension on a challenge because let’s face it, he isn’t the strongest in challenges. I’m hoping that this strategy pays off and I get my hands on a few items. The less items that fall into other people’s hands, the better for me moving forward. Maybe they’ll buy me another few days in the game!

"hevan"

- Seth calling himself Chaos Kass.............. SMFH.

"hevan"

- This tribe is full of liars. People who I thought I was 100% going to be able to trust have been loose cannon. I assume Tyler P. betrayed me, but after talking with him it looks like either Seth or Heather did. Unless Seth is REALLY playing me, I think it was Heather. Shaking my head at whoever flipped because no matter what there is no benefit to it. Now we are just in a minority that slightly fractured because Seth/Heather could be working with Tyler Fuckface for all I know. Tyler P offered to show me his vote, but that was enough to prove he stayed loyal. I really need to figure something out with him. His connection with Patos gives him an upperhand in lasting longer, which means I am most likely at the bottom of the totem pole. Fun times.

"hevan"

- Highkey hoping Tyler F. turns into Craig and has a full on connip over the auction and quits. That would be my dream.

Day 25
"hevan"

- Welp.. minority here I come http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/02/Zooey-Deschanel-Sad-Agreement.gif Honestly the reason I flipped back to Jessy was because Tyler F. is just so... condescending. He treated me like I was his pet, and he literally refused to let me have ANY say in any decision "we" made. (And I'm sure he did this with his sheeps Ali/Fitz/Eden tbh!) He's rude, annoying, immature, and doesn't know how to take blame for his actions. It's embarrassing! He's fucking 21 and can't even own up to his own actions. The fact that he may win this game because he's in an alliance filled with SHEEP, not gameplayers, actually pisses me off. He had such an easy ride to the merge, and people at this point are basically handing him the win. If Ali/Fitz/Eden don't grow some balls, and just pick us off 1 by 1, then they might as well just be handing him the crown themselves! It's embarrassing to watch, like DO SOMETHING!! Don't just sit there and watch the game happen, do something! You're never going to win if you're sucking someones dick the whole time *cough ALI @ TYLER F* ..........um how the FUCK do I get NO item, not even with my SECOND GUESS YET HEATHER GETS BOTH FUCKING PEARLS WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT @ GERDA FIGHT ME HOE IM READY Seather premerge of Chile: http://gyazo.com/93b067b5b134ca36034ebba7064b2162 Seather postmerge of Chile: http://gyazo.com/36d2ffa83bf1d9170dc128ad29248154

"hevan"

- Is it just me, or is Ali highkey creepy and annoying?

"hevan"

- So much has gone down this round its insane! So In the midst of last Tribal Council’s blowup, the auction left me in an interesting position. I know Tyler F wanted to keep the items within the group of people he trusts the most. When Tyler F told me everyone was going to place all of their money on one item, I informed Tyler F straight up that I was going to spread my money out over each of the items to stop Eden from taking them all with scraps. I did this because I wanted to see how much he trusted me. If he did, I would have seen myself with a lot of items. If not, I would see the money getting split. I saw the money getting split, so I immediately knew that Tyler F had planned for me not to get any items. At this point I figured that I was the target, and that they would split the vote between me and Jace so that if I played the idol, Jace would go, and if not, I would go at the revote (all of this was later confirmed by Heather). In this situation, I would have had to vote for Jace to go in order to save myself and the idol, unless I won immunity. The immunity challenge was tough, as once you died your score would start over. So I just tried not to die. I made it to Level 5 before I died, and had a decent score, plus my advantage. Luckily for me, most people seemed either to not catch on, throw the challenge, or die earlier than me. This gave me safety and some room to work out a plan. Tyler F’s crew still does not know Heather and I are as close as we are, and the plan still seems to be that Tyler F’s group is going to vote Jace, who I will save with the idol and myself, Jace, Seth and Heather will vote Tyler F out of the game. Hate to do it to him, but he was coming after me so I had to. Besides, just because I was loyal to Alf doesn’t mean I HAD to be 100% loyal to Tyler F.

"hevan"

- HIGHKEY CONFUSED. Ali is talking like "We aren't voting you, but don't tell anyone. You are staying with us." Like wtf? Since when did Tyler F, I assume because he's the only one with brains over there, want to keep me in. To trust Ali, or not to trust Ali, that is the question. Whether it is nobler in the mind to suffer the stress, or just believe this idiot.

"hevan"

- YAS TP SLAYAGE. Thank the lord, aka TP, that Tyler F lost. It's time for a lot of loyalties to be trusted and possibly pull off a big move. If all goes well, I will literally cry tears of joy. Tyler F NEEDS TO GO. btw i love how i lost on round 4 but i had like the 3rd best score

Day 26
"hevan"

- jace......what the FUCK are you doing telling ali and fitz to vote for tyler f....................................................are you kidding me...............I made a plan to save your ass and it might be fucked up because you went and told his closest allies to vote for him so now they might split the vote...

"hevan"

- Me premerge- https://33.media.tumblr.com/5997b7d85968b00462443a4be4311ca1/tumblr_nn2e4etgkj1u1ddk0o1_250.gif Me post merge- https://31.media.tumblr.com/6d3fbe5cd1f6e6ad5bf57ac766bf44eb/tumblr_nmiv55gTcN1qhktavo1_250.gif

"hevan"

- I'm trying to get Ali to flip over to me because if Heather/Seth (still do not know which one flipped on Jessy) stays loyal, it will be a 5-3. I think it would also be a good idea to also pull possibly Fitz over, because it would be a 4-4 at the worst case scenario of BOTH Heather and Seth flipping. This could be a really big move, or it could be the last move I'm able to make. I'm crossing my fingers everything goes well.

"hevan"

- I really hope Heather isn't playing me with this vote or else I'm SO SCREWED. That is all.

"hevan"

- Pleeeeeease don't be playing me Fitz, pleeeeeeeease don't do me like that.

"hevan"

- Why should Tyler F get to stomp around like a giant while the rest of us try not to get smushed under his big feet. What's so great about Tyler F, Hm? I'm just as cute as Tyler. I'm just as smart as Tyler. People totally like me just as much as they like Tyler. And when did it become okay for one person to be the BOSS of everybody, huh? Because that's not what Survivor is about. We should totally just STAB TYLER!

"hevan"

- I LOVE TYLER POIRIER OMG. So I guess my plan to flip TF's allies against him failed, and they are voting me, BUT TP GOD IS WHIPPING HIS IDOL TF OUT AND PLAYING IT ON ME (so I've been told). SO YAAAAAAAAAAAS.