Board Thread:Survivor: Sumbawa (Season 19)/@comment-4527976-20160901050649

Alright guys. Let’s make this very simple here. Everyone and their mother knows that this end result is going to be. Now, Ty and Brian, you’re going to be sitting there in a couple days wondering “what went wrong? What did I do to put myself in this position?” Well let me tell you right now. Every time you lie and screw someone over while showing no class, no consideration, no honor, or simply no humility, you cost yourself a jury vote. And at the end of the game, after you’ve lied to almost every single one of us sitting here today, you’re going to come to realize that you both are pure nuisance with zero social awareness who feel entitled for the game to be handed to them, and when you don’t get your way, you act like jerks, which, well, isn’t good for survivor.



Let’s start with Brian. Brian your entire game is filled with lies. You tried to act all buddy buddy with me multiple times, but that doesn’t mean shit in a game about strategy. Every time you told me something that I later found out wasn’t true, it further and further created a wedge in our already non-existant relationship. By the time CJ was voted out and Josephine won immunity, I knew I was out. And you still had the audacity, the neve, to come to my face and tell me things that weren’t true. Is it because you liked it? Is it because you thought it was funny? Well guess what, fuck you. I’m not voting for you in the end. I was wondering if maybe you came into this game because you’re a pathological liar and you needed somewhere to vent your lies and bullshit. Or was it because you know literally nothing about social game, and when you googled “how to play Survivor” the day before you joined this thing, you realized that you had to lie… and then you just went with it, and that's the only thing you knew how to do. Brian I think you could lie yourself out of a life sentence, which is a good thing to have in real life, bad for Survivor, because this jury works a bit differently. And I mean lying is good for survivor, and if you don’t lie, you don’t win. We all get that. But do you know what really gets me? What rocks me to my core? I'm sure you don't but I'll tell you anyways. You felt so good about it that you didn’t realize that you screwed somebody over, and with no proper jury management, you practically never stood a chance. My question for you is simple



Have you learned from your mistakes? If you were to play this game again, what would you do differently?



Also, this is more of a personal question, feel free to ignore this: Who hurt you?



Okay Tyler. To be honest, when I came into jury, I was riding high on the Ty train. I thought you were playing one of the best games out there. But you never really did anything with it. The train left the station, and you got lost in the middle of Timbuktu. You disappointed me, you disappointed your fans (LOL EVEN WRITING THIS MAKES ME LAUGH), and I think you disappointed this game. And your smug attitude didn’t really help, and soon after that I realized that you are nothing short of a cocky, arrogant, pompous, self-righteous, douchebag. That’s what you are. If I looked up your name in the thesaurus, those are the words that would come up. Of course, that means that you would have to be relevant in any sense of the word, but you aren’t. You remind me of the kid in high school who would get put into a group project with all the smart kids, and then when the presentation comes along, he takes all the credit and expects to get the A in the end. Of course, survivor works a bit differently around here, and it doesn’t look like you’ll be able to pass this class. Of course to pass a class, you would need to have class. Anyways, I think your game was such a let down and a slap in the face to the people who actually watch this crap. And face it, change your act buddy, or you’re going to have serious problems. Like, in life. Okay? My question for you is



Where did YOU think your game went all wrong? Like, the key moment where it was all a downhill spiral from there? make me FEEL something here.



And here we have Linus. Linus, your game is nothing to write home about. In fact, (and correct me if I’m wrong) but you will most likely rank as a mid-low tier 703 Survivor winner. I mean, you played okay. You had your people, and you just stuck to them. And I mean, you won immunities. Which is fun... You’re like the dollar tree Mike Holloway. Except you didn’t really have the work ettiquete. Or a compelling story. Or anything. Just, whatever. I just really didn’t think you did anything. I’m sure the feeling is mutual. You just aren’t Brian and aren’t Tyler, and won immunities. So congrats, I guess. Ummm… yeah that’s pretty much all I have to say about you.



Say I was going to make a youtube compilation on “Linus’ best moments?” Besides the immunity wins, what are 5 highlights you would put there?



<p style="margin-bottom:0in;line-height:100%">Alright people, this season was decent. On my very short stint on that island playing with you, it was mostly frustrating watching all my best friends go home, but I still had some fun. Probably not gonna talk to any of you three again after this, but whatever. It’s been real, homies. <ac_metadata title="PJ&#039;S JURY SPEECH"> </ac_metadata>