Board Thread:Survivor 24: Caracol/@comment-24207263-20170513163904/@comment-30582641-20170514002548

First of all, I just wanted to express how appreciative I am that Gevonte is responsible for roasting the loved ones, because I only know them by reputation and I'd prefer it stay that way :) Hunter, I saw you're doing the Thirty Day Song Challenge! It's crazy to think, if you had started that on the day Caracol began, you'd have finished yesterday! And today would be the first day you're forced to confront that, outside of music, your life is entirely devoid of meaning! Did I flame you too hard? Too bad. Some pimples can be- Sorry, I mean some PEOPLE can be cruel :) Lori Hollingsworth, I think it's ironic you're a Falcons fan. At least there was a time when everyone thought the Falcons had a shot at winning. I admire your commitment to finishing the season as the runner-up like they did, though. Also, I don't know what a Holling is, but it obviously isn't Worth very much. I believe you already know your way to the recovery room :) Hey Forrest! I think I finally figured out why you love to watch horror shows so much! It's because you can relate! Nice name, by the way. A smarter Forrest than you once said that life is like a box of chocolates? You never know what you're going to get. However, I know what you're not going to get in life: Affection. Also, a smarter forest than you once was decimated by loggers for the paper industry. Before I move on, does anyone want to hear a riddle? If a tree falls on Forrest and no one cares, does he make a sound? :) Luis, you asked me to destroy you, so here I am, no holds barred. You are worse at taking selfies than Kristen :)         Just kidding, theres more. I hope you're enjoying your single-movie-theatre, Venezuelan hobunk, industrial clusterfuck backalley hometown while the rest of us kick it in the First World. Translating documents for the UN is probably the closest you'll ever get to leaving the country. Much love from Capitol Hill, D of C :) Anna, not gonna lie, you're the hardest of the peanut gallery to roast. But don't flatter yourself; you lost Morocco to Will and Tate. I was just thinking, if you had won the Manga Makeover that zapped Lori at the auction, I wouldn't even have noticed a difference because your face is already disproportionate as fuck. Your owl eyes give me sore eyes. You don't look like a Psych major; you look like a major psycho 8) <--- Special smiley just for you In conclusion, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, fuck you, and fuck you. I named this tribe after my mom (Not even a  joke). Rude Man out.