Slayed My Life!!!/Confessionals

Day 12
"patos"

- Look at little miss me fucking over Alf and Tyler Fennessy! okay so Tyler F told us Alf was going to flip to our tribe right? He gave us this info that he was on the outs and guess what? I gave that shit to Jace and Xavier and told them to say it came from Jordan before he got voted off. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned bitch

"patos"

- Apparently Cali is on board with throwing the challenge. Payback's a real bitch, isn't it ???

Day 13
"patos"

- WHEW @ me exposing cerro so we'll get to watch that powder keg explode from a safe distance :~)

"cerro"

- I love how my allies are doing all this crazy scrambling shit, getting blood all over their hands while I'm sitting back like "do you hunny, do you." If this plan blows up, I should be the last of the three whose name comes up.

"patos"

- I can't tell what Tyler's saying when he talks to me, I don't speak skank. I need an interpreter :~)

"patos"

- I swear on my LIFE IF FUCKBOY TYLER AND FUCKBOY ALI THINK I'M GOING TO FOLLOW THEIR RULES AND JUST VOTE JESSY BAE OUT LIKE THAT THEY'RE WRONG....... I DID NOT COME HERE TO BE SOMEONE'S LAP DOG, I KEPT ALI SAFE NOW PAY ME BACK. HONESTLY I WILL RUIN YOUR GAME MISS TYLER DON'T FUCKING TRY ME... I KNOW HOW YOU'RE PLAYING AND I KNOW WHO YOU'RE CLOSEST TOO SO DON'T PULL THAT "Oh Seth you're my #1!! I need your support for this vote </3" SHIT AGAIN I DIDN'T BELIEVE IT THE FIRST TIME AND I SURE AS HELL AIN'T GONNA BELIEVE IT THE SECOND TIME. Anyways I'm just trying to get Tyler to keep Jessy in another round. And if he doesn't agree to do that, then I have a plan B. http://img2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20131225015532/vampirediaries/images/9/9e/Alphabet.gif I came into this game ready to shut down any fuckboy that got in my way and I will continue to do that until I'm crowned at the end of this game. http://cdn2.teen.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/tumblr_mlfaioadOy1r4v34qo1_250.gif OH BTW. WANNA SEE A PIC OF T*LER ??? smile emoticon http://www.fun4biz.com/imgbrowser/default/id/447/size/l Literally everyone Jessy & I have spoken to is like "Tyler told me.." ?????? tyler why u ratting everyone business out ! do u even have any loyalties in this game?? or are you just trying to backstab everyone you meet up with! #ANWAYS.....

"cerro"

- So, for once I haven't heard anything about name being thrown around. Jace asked about voting Xavier, but I don't buy that. The convos I had with both Jace and Pydo lead to Cali being the choice. I need to think about what to do. I want to keep Cali and the Tylers close, with them I got majority. Maybe I'll put the idol to use already, though that would feel a bit sad. I need to think about this and see what people are thinking.

Day 14
"cerro"

- I'm nervous for tonight's vote because I may receive a few due to some inacivity. Hopefully Xavier isn't lying and the plan to boot Alf comes to fruition

"patos"

- I've had a lot of tea spilled on me about this game in the past few days. For whatever reason, Josh who i'm currently in cape verde with told me all about what's going on on the cerro tribe and whew it sounds like a doozy in comparison to the lack of anything happening here

"cerro"

- Alright so the challenge throw went great. Jessy is safe on Patos and now we have the chance to end Alf once and for all. This is the hard part because it's just gonna be a mad scramble to make sure we have enough votes and praying Alf doesn't find out. this tribal is gonna be a #blindside anyway you slice it

"patos"

- thank GOD Nick threw the challenge. for a second I thought James was throwing it too because he really sucked from what the others told me. Tyler F fell for the fake idol and wanted to split the vote with alliance vs alliance with me/Heather/Seth voting Ali and the fuckboys voting for me...yikes! then he said he was using Eden in his talk w Seth so basically the next time we go to tc if there's no swap I'm showing Ali and Eden how disposable they are to Tyler

"cerro"

- Alf goes home, and players, spectators, and HOSTS alike are all butthurt. I love it smile emoticon. The one issue that needs dealing with is Tyler P. He does not trust us at all and believes he's next, and I don't blame him. Here's the thing: I don't want him out, but if we can't get him comfortable we have no choice, he'll flip. So I'm going to do my best, because I do want the challenge strength. It's looking bleak though, and if we lose Immunity then he may have to go

"patos"

- so basically josh told me that him jace and xavier know each other irl and that they were being targeted on cerro. I also heard that Evan has a lot of control on their tribe so squint emoticon wooo awesome!! I also spoke to both tylers today. Tyler F told me about him dating alf which I already knew, and idk how him telling me this and saying that alf is gonna flip to our tribe is like gonna make me trust him more???? but like ok...I mean at least he didn't leave me in the dark since when he told me he basically said "oh yeah this person and this person and this person all already know" so all I got out of that conversation was that I'm last on tyler's list of people he's telling info to in our "wolf pack" alliance. Tyler P aka one of my favourite people ever and I finally talked about the game which we hadn't been because of Cape Verde--it's sort of weird for me to be talking to him since he's on the jury and I'm not, but he gave me some updates on what's going on on their tribe, and I spilled the tea that jace and xavier were going to defect to our tribe at a merge/swap (that's what josh told me anyways so I didn't lie even tho i've never talked to them oops). apparently jace and xavier have been going after tyler and alf which isn't great; those 2 are being targeted for having connections on this tribe (alf & tyler, and people know tyler and I were in CV together). sooo yeah basically I feel like I'm really behind in my social connections in this game because of cape verde. It's extremely important in the beginning of the game to approach people and build really strong friendships with them which is something I really haven't been able to do, at least not to the extent I would like. I'm not in control of really anything right now, but I at least know I have seth here who tells me everything he's doing.

"cerro"

- Cerro should be renamed clusterfuck because this tribe always blows the hell up whenever we have to vote. Alf is targeting me because I told him the vote is Xavier, but I guess someone else is voting Cali or something? Like I don't care about receiving votes as long I don't go anywhere.

"patos"

- ........T*ler is getting on my nerves in this game ugh. "You need to SUPPORT me Seth!" no bitch support is a two way street hunty xoxo But #anyways ...... THE TEA IS SCALDING ARE YOU READY TO SEE MY SECRET UNDERCOVER WORK :) Okay so little miss me went undercover to get the tru scoop on this whole Jessy situation :~) I found out a lot of info that will definitely help me get back in control! So what I did was propose a plan to T*ler to split the votes between Eden/Jessy. In that, he also gave the information that he KNOWS Eden will vote Jessy out with us... http://gyazo.com/1fb5edf712794eae35c8ffd50e4e562c http://gyazo.com/65b8a98347be15cbc4cb43c14365e550
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"cerro"

- So Tyler P really wants Tyler M out badly. Ughhhh I don't want to push for anything or do anything crazy, so I'll go with that and if Tyler P is doing a strategic/social suicide by pushing for that then that's not my problem. Other people targeting eachother is for the best anyway. I'll just let Xavier know his name is brought up and I'll claim to protect him, I'll see what X and Jace think about Tyler M being targeted or if it's gonna be Cali still. As long as it's not me, I'm good.