Board Thread:Survivor 24: Caracol/@comment-24207263-20170513163857/@comment-4603998-20170514152959

I love everyone and these are only meant for fun, I'm just kinda fucked up :)

You know guys it's honeslty an honor to back here at 703. Even if it is just a loved ones visit. I'm so gald to be here with such legends as Miguel.... Geno... genone... Genvonte?, and of course the 11th runner up of the 22nd season Malik! But seriously guys lets some time to enjoy our time back on 703, cause for some of you (Malik) This will be your last time here!

Lets start with the nicest guy in recored history Elmo! Elmo you're so nice it's almost like you're faking it. You're like the kid whos forced to eat thanksgiving dinner with the uncle who used to touch him touch him inappropriately and has to smile his way through it. Elmo i'm really glad you managed to make your way back onto 703 to show the community what you're made of in resurrection! I'll be rooting for you Malik and Arianna for the win!

Miguel I have a very sad story to tell you. One day I was out for a walk when I saw a cute innocent puppy getting hit by a school bus. I took a step back though and squinted my eyes and realzied the puppy was just you getting fucked up in the El Salvador and the Ganges final two.

HOLY FUCK is that thee hero herself Eva. I must say it really is a pleasure to get to know the second boot of Svalbard. I remember watching Svalbard and you going home SECOND and thinking to myself "What a fan favourite lets bring her back" You're literally the equivalent of Sierra Dawn Thomas. An undeservaing returnee who Forrest would gladly fuck.

Some people here I know from reputation such as Miguel, Some I know from playing with like Elmo and others I know from having a name that sounds like a dead french hooker, Gevonte! Gevonte after searching you up on the wiki i've learned two things about you one you apparently played on El Salvador and you were once shot at which is really sad. But seriously man you live in Chicago I think everyone here just assumed you've been shot at!

And finally Malik. Malik, I can't help but remeber the amazing times we shared in San Marcos. The reset idol play... oh wait no you were voted out... The Austin blindside!... oh wait you were gone for that too... What about the Claudia vote? oh no you had been gone for like ten rounds at that point. Seriously I know we spent some time together that season but for the life of me I cant remeber when. So if you want to share some of your greatest hits with me just type it up on your next unaccpeted org return application!