Board Thread:Survivor: Mongolia (Season 5)/@comment-24261369-20150201121534

*Struts into my position*



Alright, congratulations to the 3 of you. Even though only one of you actually tried to get to the end *cough* Martynas *cough* while the other 2 (not naming any names) simply glided to the end  because of the alliances that they were brought into. Key word - BROUGHT. Yeah you guys did shit all this game. Now before I begin the rest of my speech I just want you all to know you are all great people in real life, but this is a game and if it was bad I have to shred it apart. Ok so lets start with the bottom.



Bryce, now I understand that you had family problems, but bro you can not use that as an excuse in this game. If you had issues, then fucking leave the game. There are people that were definatley more deserving than you to be in the final 3. Heck there are people who deserved to be in the merge more than you. Now I won't be too mean, but seriously dude, you could've at least left the game.



Next up is Kaeden, oh dear Kaeden how I wonder how you even think you'll win this game. So basically your only move was getting rid of Jace. Thats it, and at that it wasnt hard considering it was the last vote before FTC, so basically you didnt have to do shit.I hate how you think that simply voting out jace was your best move, and that it was a great move. It wasnt, it was predictable. Now see i might have voted for you if you had maybe made a second move, and that was voting out Danny while i was still in the game, because doing this would show that you are strong and that you won't lett others push you around. See, in my eyes your like a lost puppy that someone threw out on the side, then someone finds you and takes you under their wings. In this case your owner was Jace. He brings you up and trains you by telling you what to do, naturally you obey because you don't know any better. However once you think you are strong enough to work without your owner you get rid of him, without knowing that pretty soon you'll die. Thats what has happened now, you've gotten rid of your owner and now you're dead. Kaeden you fucked with a lot of people this season and you pissed of tons of people who deserve to be here more than you do to be honest .Basicaly i don't need you to answer anything except for - Why were you such a lost puppy this season?. It's pretty obvious whos going to win, I hope at least in other orgs you attempt to do something, and yeah thats it i guess. I think i'll leave you with this poem.

Kaeden oh Kaeden.

When I see you in the final 3

I'm like K den.

What makes you think you can win,

When your game was as great as a bin.

Kaeden oh Kaeden

Why couldnt you have done something

instead of sat there saying K den

Finally Martynas, bro congrats on this final 3 placement. You deserved it since danny got the boot. Socially you have played an outstanding game, making alliances with loads of people while staying loyal to the original Saihan (well for the most part ;) ) Anyway im really happy for you, continuing on you also played a really great phsyical game winning a bunch of challenges. One of the greatest things i commend you for is getting to the end after being on the bottom for so long, you managed to take out some threats, while also getting to the end without a single negative vote. Im hoping that you become the first male winner on this org and with a perfect game. I plead to the jury that everyone votes for Marty <3. However I do have on problem, what would have been your plan if you didnt rely on Immunity Wins and Artificats in your game? Final question, can you tell me a funny joke about every player post merge? Thats it :3

btw, have you looked who your playing against? For your speech you could have just said "My name is Martynas and i should win because look who im up against." No joke you probably still would have won.

Anyway good luck  to… well no one really needs it. The outcome should be fairly obvious. So yeah thanks guys for making this season amazing and incredibly unpredictable.Thanks to the hosts for doing such a great job, see you guys at the reunion :)

My final question for all of you is if you could be any character from a disney show who would it be and why?

Peace Out BITCHES

*walks away*

 