Board Thread:Survivor 20: Heroes Vs. Villains/@comment-24603302-20161024220551/@comment-25593884-20161025011437

Hey Chris! Thank you so much and before I start with the drag that you requested, I just want to say that I, myself, really noticed how fake I really sounded during my RoP and I know it was very disappointing to watch. I believe with the circumstances of the game, I just really felt like I couldn't go on these long and heartfelt speeches about everybody and it would make me seem even more fake than it already was to begin with,  but just looking back, I honestly regret it and that's something that I would definitely want to fix haha.  SO IT'S TIME TO LET LOOSE AND START WITH THE DRAG   (Now Disclaimer LOL, I'm not the type of person that drags people and it's probably gonna be cheesy af and I know after I post that you could probably reply to this and snatch TF out of me if you'd wanted to so don't take this too seriously at all, but you asked for it and I'll be sure to give it to ya and just genuingly but jokingly drag, I'm so sorry I made this long ass disclaimer but I feel like I have to IDK WHY AHHH)

Drag:

So here is the 703 story of Chris Blue, yea ya know, the winner of Survivor: Java on the Main ORG, who has a rock beating him in the Social game category, that’s him! Chris stumbled into Tokelau and screamed and whined at people who challenged his authority like the grown equivalent to Cailou. Stumbling his way to the merge after a huge pre-merge game where he couldn’t control the PMS he had, the other tribemates had enough of Cailou that they tried to vote him off but somehow he had an idol stuck up his ass which saved him from getting voted out that night, the tribemates still had enough of his shit and he got voted out. He then returned for Big Brother 2 where… yea, first boot., most likely for the same reasons. Anyway! We move on to Heroes vs Villains where he is back to doing it again! Mangatar looking more like Gollum this time, he still tried his best and used the PMS he had to his advantage to start some useless ruckus! Once merge hit his presence made the feast terrible af and Chris was again voted, out and then he soon realized that Blake’s Viti Levu game was always better than his. The End

Conclusion:

So yea I really hope this is enough haha! Yea, this was very weak, cheesy and hypocritical AF cuz I’m so terrible at dragging people LMAO. Anyway, don’t take this too seriously and I just want to say that I enjoyed playing the game with you as long as we did and I was very excited to see that you made the cast because I really knew how iconic you were and how good of a player you are! Thanks for everything and good luck with your decision! :D