Board Thread:Celebrity Big Brother UK 4/@comment-25638795-20180626013233

Hi y’all! Im Taylor Swift and Im hoping you can vote me to win CBBUK4! Going into this game I wanted to clear my name. Scandals in the past few years have seen me dragged through the mud and painted as a conniving snake by MEN and the MEDIA alike when I am a sweet and down to earth person. But within my first day it was crystal clear that the house wouldn’t drop the label. When the hosts, Bella, Poppy, Hillary, and Joanne all called me a snake within the first day, I decided to EMBRACE the label and SLITHER to the top of the house, edging out enemies and protecting allies. As a result, I believe that Ive played the most impressive game statistically and strategically, cutting enemies, winning star tasks, and keeping myself and my squad safe at all costs. I was cutthroat, owned it, and I did it for the crown. If you look at the visual above, you’ll see I played a cleaner and safer game than my fellow celebs, who are all stars… but don’t shine as bright. Facts are facts. I won the most star tasks, only received THREE dulls across six weeks, and am the THIRD person in ccbbuk history to never receive a nomination and the first person in three seasons to do so. By slaying the social physical and strategic aspects of the game, I was never threatened in this house despite being PUBLIC about my feuds and was able to not only make it to the end, but guarantee others wouldn’t make it there either. Because my game goes BEYOND the statistics. I also successfully saw rivals in Poppy, Jeff, and Joanne eliminated in the first four boots and friends in Hillary, Danny, Farrah, Tom, and Kesha go far. This solid strategic and statistic record might seem like a stroke of luck but I’m going to go into EXACTLY how it wasn’t. When the game started, I clickedt with some of these stars and saw the prospects of that with others was… dim. If you throwback to my first impressions VL CF, I identified that Jeff, Joanne, and Poppy were NOT going to be my allies and that I loved Danny, Hillary, Kesha and what they brought to the world. Strategically, Week 1 was easy with the less talkative people going up but I did use it to lay foundations. I helped add fuel to the Jeff-Joanne-Danny rivalry by telling Jeff it was Danny who told me his name and not Joanne. While this hurt a friend, it caused drama that helped shield my squad with Hillary and Kesha and our control over the nominations. I also advertised that Poppy was a liar who deserved an early exit to anyone who would listen. In Week 2, the campaigning against Poppy worked and she went up on the block alongside two likable contenders sending her OUT of the house. The weekly report of her lies following her out the door was a nice touch. At this point, we expanded our alliance to include Tom and Farrah and starting scheming. In the third week’s team star task, my alliance split to block certain people from immunity by throwing the task and got Jeff, Joanne, and Danny on the block. Hillary’s plan backfired when herself and Farrah went up too but I had an idea. At this point, Jeff had made comments confusing Kesha and I ON TOP of his Kanye support in the weekly report. Did I care? Honestly? Not really. Him and his Fiji flop were irrelevant enough that I would let it slide… but knowing my allies were in danger, I went out of my way to expose him for his misogyny to the house and he went home THAT NIGHT. Luckily, Joanne did too and by the fourth eviction, all three of my enemies had EXITED the house. From there, my alliance of five controlled the nominations and auction bids. When we got to seven celebrities left, I realized an alliance of five couldn’t fit in the house so I pushed in star tasks to guarantee my safety. In the social media task, I manipulated my post settings so only the talented Eve Hilton and Nic Chan could see my posts, leading the competition to think I was getting my beauty sleep when I was actually thriving on social media for ALL 24 hours, showing my dedication to this game. Then I followed up the final week by proving my knowledge of the game, winning the final star task and taking the last true member of my squad, Hillary to the end, while paying respect to the other stars and their work and sorting out my last rivalry with Tom as he left too. If you’ve made it to the end of my speech, you’ll see I snaked my way to power in the house and towards the end as unscathed as possible, ending feuds and supporting squads, and I hope thats enough for all the swifties out there to vote me for the crown. Xoxo Tay   