Board Thread:Survivor 39: Poveglia/@comment-35122573-20190604124406

Hi guys :)

First I gotta say personally you two were probably the two people I enjoyed most in this game, so thank you for the fun times and I'm happy the final 2 is made up of people I like. Especially you Devin for introducing me to "The Genius", I promise I will finish it one day lol and Jordan you're welcome to send me more of your stand-up sessions in the future, I'm a fan.

Anyway, I need to deliver some criticism in order to justify my presence here so I'll just get to it. You don't have to respond to this tbh it's just random thoughts I had in ponderosa and it may not affect my vote at all in the end.

Devin, I kinda regret going to rocks for you. Not because you deserved to go that tribal, not at all, and I don't know what I'd do afterwards, but can you genuinely say that my risk paid off? I don't see it. All things considered I should be rooting for you the hardest on this jury... yet I don't? I feel like you missed a lot of opportunities, didn't take any risks, and just played for placement rather than for the win so I'm really underwhelmed. You had such a good underdog story with how things turned out for you until final 6, and then you just kinda surrendered and accepted a goat status. It truly saddens me because I had so much faith in you. From what I can tell you are in a major disadvantage in this FTC so you gotta work hard on these answers.

Jordan, you were the exact opposite in terms of story. It's really as if everything in this game turned out in your favor, whether it was thanks to your gameplay or just pure luck. If you win this season it will be like Netherlands winning ESC this year - well deserved, yet awfully predictable. You were eligible to be voted out about the same amount of tribals I was, and you've spent like a month longer than me in this game lol just to demonstrate how much you steamrolled everyone, not to mention how the swap results set you (and Scott) up perfectly for the merge, and you won this tiebreaker which seems like it also had a big luck factor to it. I'm just envy, that's all. Ignore me.

Since I'm undecided, I'm gonna be the token early juror who doesn't care about gameplay because they left like a millennia ago and ask a stupid comparison question instead. I'll give each of you a different task to make sure you're not copying each other's answers.

--- JORDAN ---

I want you to compare every juror and finalist (including yourself) to an iconic female character from an anime or a western cartoon.

The rules are:

1. it has to be FEMALE. Doesn't have to be human, as long as it's humanoid and has a confirmed gender or at least significant feminine gender performance.

2. if it's from an anime, it has to be female in the Japanese version as well, since the dub sometimes change it to enforce heteronormative agendas.

3. It has to be a character whose voice actress isn't sexist or homophobic. bonus points if she's feminist!

4. it has to be ICONIC, and by that I mean exactly what you think I mean. It needs to be a well known, easily recognizeable character who affected the lives of young women and gay men worldwide.

--- DEVIN ---

I want you to compare every juror and finalist (including yourself) to a pokemon.

The rules are:

1. it can't be from gen 1 / Kanto (including megas and Alolan forms). this is just to ensure I don't get boring ass answers like "Alex is like Pikachu because she's SO cute omg!!!" etc.

2. it can't be a starter nor a legendary pokemon (including all those pseudo-legendaries and those whose status is disputed like Phione etc.)

3. it can't be a pokemon that stars or has already starred in the anime, movies or TV specials (like Togepi, Wobbuffet etc.). there are 800+ of them, let's give some love to those who aren't already in the forefront please!

4. it can't be a Pikachu clone (Emolga, Pachirisu etc). They're all the same, yeah they're cute but boring and as we've already established we don't want boring answers. Mimikyu is okay to use though, since it's not cute.

Guys this is 100% up to your creativity and willingness to dig deep into stuff that I care about, because I really don't care a ton about gameplay. The more creative and/or funny your answers are, the more likely you are to get my vote! good luck :) 