Male Escort Teas/Confessionals

Day 24
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- ok so first off in real life I'm super anti social and apparently I was in Rome too so the fact that I'm actually talking to people is just like omg slay @ me yaaaas! I'm actually learning from my past experiences

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- I made the auction hallelujah! There's a lot of people and a lot of mystery though so I have to be smart about money distribution and what not. In chile i feel like the the auction helped give me a read on my place in the game, and I'm hoping this auction will do the same. I'm at a make-or-break point in my game, one mistake and I could be done. Right now I'm putting some faith in Alex and Evan because I feel like they have the least to gain from lying to me. Domonique is cool too but I'm keeping an eye on her because if she's closer to Perry than she's telling me, she has a lot to possibly gain from it. This is gonna be fun!

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- "Hi, I'm Skye Islands Evan, and I have DirectTV." "And I'm Cape Verde Evan, and I have cable." The auction, at first thought, seems really terrifying. Then again, I couldn't care that badly. All the idols are on my side. And I'd like to believe that with the sides split like they are, that the pros and cons of items going both ways will just cancel themselves out. At the end of the day it IS all a crapshoot (like the f3 HOH where steve robbed vanessa of 500k) so I'm not gonna lose sleep over this. In fact, I hope others start overplaying their hands in their actions, maybe reveal too much, put a target on their back, and I'll just sit here pretty.

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- MAN FUCK AUCTIONS

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- Joe is such a shady little bitch, telling me the items perry got and I am sitting here sipping my tea and having a laugh over it, a fake idol lmao, I bet he's gonna give it to me and then I will play it and ta-da, it's a real one and he will cry I love Joe so much

Day 25
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- me when i post a screenshot in 2 all-stars games doing the same challenge... lmao

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- The tiebreaker better not be whoever submitted first the most, I would kill myself

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- i dont think i'm gonna win this challenge and that makes me sad but it also makes me maybe not sad because maybe if i win it'll be bad for me because right now i'm like the big bad guy who sucks at challenges so i could spin it around. Idk i'm a little drunk i don't want to think right now

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- I don't even need this immunity. I have two idols and I'm not even the target. Girl bye goodnight

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- when you get dragged for filth

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- Well this challenge officially turned into the Showdown of the Twins: It's Perry vs. Alex No fucking way I'm going to back off and let him claim this immunity, I am going to fight tooth and nail to claim this shit and be safe and he will never feel the pleasure of writing my name down.

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- At this point in the challenge, I'm pretty sure Alex and I are the only ones who have responded to all of them. I seriously feel like I'm fighting my evil twin. hehe

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- Hour like 7, I seriously need to reconsider my life choices.

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- FUCK YES I'M AHEAD

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- Me rn: Nicki Minaj - The Night Is Still Young

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- Me when I am currently lying and lying even more to Samuel Hall because I know he's a sheep of perry :- )

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- me when Alex blamed Will for me getting targeted during that double tribal LOL @ you thinking I would fall for that. That's cute tho

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- This game is.... darksided. I got an idol clue for the auction but it is like useless since I suck with those kind of stuff, so it's nothing. Right now, my plan would be to take Alex or Evan out, considering they are both from the opposite alliance and, well, threats. People gonna think I'm a sheep for this? I'm seriously thinking that it would be dumb to sheep someone who went behind my back our first vote together??? What we're doing right now is a play, with act 1 and act 2 and act 3 and shit. Act 1 is me getting Perry's trust and getting the other side out. Act 2 is getting Perry out. Act 3 is making sure that the connections I made are cool with them being taken to F3/F2. It seems simple, it's just hard. Also I really don't want to get raped by Sam yet.....

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- KK so I came up with a plan with Joe, I came clean to him with the idol, considering I am going to play it on myself this tribal either way, he is going to make Perry believe that Evan has it so they all vote for me and I whip my idol out and destroy their plans and will sit there and be like muahahahahaa bitches

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- Ok so Nuno is now proposing that we pull in Tyler and Szymon and Sam and vote out Joe (lol) since he's unlikely to have the idol. I happen to know he definitely doesn't have one. At the same time we would hopefully scare an idol play out of Alex, not sure on that one. There are pros and cons here. Pros: My core 4/5 stay. Someone I don't trust leaves. Maybe an idol gets wasted. Cons: Alex is still in the game, and he really wants me out for some reason... Additionally, Joe is definitely a vote against Nuno, which is valuable to me, since I don't REALLY know where Nuno stands on me. He's acting much more cooperative than he was premerge, but again, he was fake before. And if Alex stays in and Joe goes, Nuno can easily pull in Sam, Szymon, Tyler, Alex, Evan and vote me out.

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- So Alex told me he has the brawn idol which shows he trusts me 100%, which is great. It seems like Perry is in the lead for the challenge so the next best option is to blast Sarah. I don't trust her. Never have, never will. In case someone on the other side has the idol, someone on our side is gonna plant a vote on Sam. We need to get Perry to think Evan has the idol and is with Perry so Perry and his group vote Alex. Alex plays his idol, Sarah goes. If an idol is played on Sarah, it's an African repeat as Sam goes with only one vote. Savage? Yes. Hilarious? No. It's HYSTERICAL.

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- So Joe just told me that Perry wants people to prove to him that they voted the way they were supposed to vote with a screenshot, what a pathetic twat lmfao Looks like I might not have to play my idol after all because Perry is seriously retarded enough to actually attempt to split the votes, he is such a fool in this game, it's unbelievable

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- Skye Island Confessionallll

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- I knew Alex and Evan were close But let me find out Evan is exchanging dick pics for loyalty What kind of male escort teas What kind of Jackd/Tinder/Grindr teas What kind of Alex does splits on the dick teas

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- Between paranoid whackos and delusionals and annoying assorted others, I'm honestly impressed there isn't a bullet in my head tbh Hour like idk 19?? I'm doing hella well, everyone else has slept at some point :') but not me grin emoticon I have no regard for my own health yayyy

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- This game is depressing, but I'm happy that Sarah is in game. She's like the only person who can cheer me up in here, considering everyone else is asshole driven and trying to be smartasses (like Tyler wanting Perry out without a plan, much like Wes). So, Sarah when you read this, you are my fav <3

Day 26
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- I"M GONNA FUCKING SLEEP FOR A DAY BYE

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- Earlier at the auction I got quite possibly the worst item of all time. I was bombarded by Heather and Tyler. It was terrible. But you know what? This can actually help me in the game. Anything that gives players a reminder on how I went out early on the main or how my 703 resume isn't the best among these all stars is honestly fine with me. I WANT players to think I'm not a threat, the less attention on me, the more leeway there could be for me to plan my moves and strategize and do all that other bullshit. Also earlier today I was approached by Joe and Alex where one of them (or both, idc) attempted to devise some master plan to get us a majority this tribal. ....They wanted me to fake a convo with Joe saying I had the idol so the votes could go to Alex. What. The. FUCK. NO. I'M NOT DOING THAT. I'm gonna get votes if we go through with this. Since then, that plan has gone to shit and I think it's off the table for now, and thank god. But really I'm somewhat frustrated with Alex and Joe from a game standpoint that they would want to just stick my head out in the crossfire. It's these little things that make me constantly shift who I want to give my long-term loyalties to in this game. I think the only one I trust in this game 100% is Domonique, I would run to the end with her just cause one it'd be fucking funny cause we already did it once, and two she's told me about her TWO idols. That is very powerful information in my hands that I'm going to keep secure, and I don't plan on telling anybody. I'm also thinking of maybe trying to run to Tyler P to the end too. It'd be a curveball due to our history, and I do think I can beat him because he's been at the bottom throughout all of premerge. Perry wins immunity, shocker. This dude's like the final boss of a video game, except I'm meeting him at the halfway mark. I had no chance in the challenge since I was at a football game (and hey fuck it, it was damn well worth attending it was a great game), but I could've given it a run if it would be on a weekday. So apparently Joe is telling me that Perry legit thinks he has a 9-2 majority over me and Alex and that he wants to split the votes on us two. Either my allies are doing a REALLY good job of masquerading as a loyal ally, or Perry is just giving Joe bullshit and Joe is eating it up. It's probably the latter. Either way, I am pretty concerned because I do think I'm getting votes and this isn't what I envisioned in the first merged tribal, here come Chile flashbacks. So the plan now is to just pick off someone like Sarah, Zane, Sam, Nuno, shit idc. We gotta do what Domonique and Tyler P want. And honestly why the fuck not, some identify them as 'swing votes', I'm gonna identify them as 'great allies'. What they want is what they'll get. As long as I have me, Alex, Szy, Joe, Dom, and Tyler voting in unison, it's a wrap because I know there's no idol being played on the other side.

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- me when Alex called Perry a retard in our alliance chat. This is the shit that makes me wanna flip to Perry's side even though it would be stupid. >_> Alex is always doing the most

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- *glances left, glances right* I am loving all of these brawn individual immunity wins

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- me when I'm trying to give Perry subtle hints that he doesn't have all these votes he think he has and he STILL isn't getting it!!! I feel like these people think I'm stupid like man listen.....I'm trying to tell you get another plan this shit won't work

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- [] (me about this vote)

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- Literally everyone: Imma play such a good strategy, just make Perry plan EVERYTHING and I'll blindside him later haha he'll never see that coming. I'm such a smart cookie. There's talk in the alliance chat? HA *ignore*.

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- Joe & Szymon think I'm stupid "oh should we vote Zane then?" That's what a person says when they've already voted or they've already decided who to vote. Luckily for them I'm not wasting my idol on Zane

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- So I talked to Domonique and Tyler and they both seem ready to vote Zane. Alex Joe and Szymon should vote Zane as well. There's 6 votes on our side. HOWEVER, there was a legitimate 8 man fucking group formed that excludes me, Tyler, and Alex, and they're trying a split apparently. The brains are gonna vote Alex (and that won't happen, Dom, Joe, and Szy will renege), and the sheep, I mean the beauties plus Sam plan on voting me. In a happy world, the vote goes 6-4-1. Zane is voted out by myself, Domonique, Tyler, Alex, Szymon, and Joe. I get votes from Zane, Sarah, Nuno, and Sam. Alex gets a hilarous single vote from Perry. I am very scared though. I know there's no idol play in the air. But damnit, there were 15 fucking items up for grabs in that auction and it only takes one or two of them to be played, or a flip here or there, and I'm gone. I refuse to die though. Nope, I'm not gonna overdo this, ask for an idol to be played on me, ask around for items. No sir. Fuck it. I'm rolling with the punches and trusting this group. For now. If this is my last confessional, it was a great run.

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- HAHAHA so Nuno wants to do a beauties + Sam + Szymon alliance to take me and Dom out later, but Zane told me lolololol This reminds me of Resurgence omg but Zane is way smarter<3 Nuno needs to chill on me, I've tried rebuilding trust twice now. But he is on board for our giant split, so that's good. My evil twin needs to go, there can only be one.

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- That moment when Perry's plan is ripped in shreds, because everyone and their mother is backstabbing him and voting Zane LMFAO

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- Hmmmm so I think Perry has a vote peek and is waiting for me to vote and make a decision then so I might keep them waiting :) Also I think as much as I'd like to believe he'd be on my side, he's shading me tf out right now. I think he's definitely staying loyal to Perry's side which makes me sad bc he would be a great ally. RIP Tyler and Nuno trust building 2015-2015 may you be reborn again someday

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- Sam is like "I don't want to split", guess what I'm doing, telling him to vote Sarah and see if he is a flop ass toad and gets an idol to be played on Sarah LMFAO The current situation is perfect, considering even the beauties are not listening to Perry, so there's a possibility to approach Perry after this vote and talk it out, as he will be the only one voting the way that he planned to. This is amazing. So this tribal council is basically a triple, quadruple, whatever the fuck blindside, because one of Joe/Dom is unexpectedly getting votes, Zane is unexpectedly getting votes, me & evan are safe which will be a blindside to perry and Zane will go home which will be a blindside to many people, oh my lanta holy fuckerry The fact that they are now voting Domonique is also perfect, because considering I was never really sure where she stood, this will be the key trigger to get her closer to me, as if this is all falling in a perfect position for me, I wanna cry tears of joy

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- WELP apparently there won't be 4 votes on me anymore YAYYYY. My perfect game stays alive ((((: Alex told me the beauties and Sam wanna vote Domonique and are expecting our votes. Alex has already ran it back to Dom. Looks like the sheep gained a mind of their own, and Perry is basically alone in this game. Better yet, they DONT have the votes to pull this off, and now this tribal can possibly secure Domonique's long term loyalties to Kilbride. I want a final 6 of Kilbride + Tyler. It's a long shot, but if it happens, I think I can make a run at this. If not, oh well, it's still beautiful to see the minority cripple and flop like this. Apparently they're all now banding together to vote Tyler so disregard what I said. I'm tired of making new confessionals Torrin. Get your fucking shit together. I won't be surprised if the votes back on me before this hours up

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- And now Szymon tells me they are voting Tyler and wanted me to throw a vote on Domonique, these bitches are literally SO inconsistent, it's so funny I am getting Minoan vibes here, where suddenly I know every piece of information without having to really do anything, I'm in love

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- Survivor Skye Islands - Confessional Sept. 27th

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- Why is everything so funny right now I am crying

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- Bless this mess. Honestly all the votes are nearly in and I have no idea, I'm thinking Alex and all that have rallied a shit tonne of votes against me and now my sweet ass is shooting out the door. I told Alex I had a double vote which was like a massive brain fart on my account so let's hope they don't have a sit out pendant or I could of just dicked up jUST LIKE I DID IN AFRICA