Board Thread:Survivor: Skye Islands (Season 12)/@comment-4975295-20151015224017

Alright guys, I would say congratulations but honestly, I don’t want to vote for any of you. Now before I continue, I wanna say I enjoy you three as people and personally, I like you all. But in this game, we got the worst possible final three. The three of you didn’t do anything in this game that stood out besides be their alliances yes man, a begger, and…well I don’t know what to call you Sarah. And this isn’t just me who thinks this. There are a few people within the jury and even a host that are disappointed with this final three. However, I have to vote for one of you so here goes nothing. Ain’t gonna make it easy. Here’s how this will work, after a short speech, I’m gonna ask a few questions and then I will give you guys a task. The task is the same for everyone so I’ll save it for the end. Let’s start with my fellow Death Machine member.

TYLER Tyler, we talked early in this game and then kind of drifted apart. You were someone I wanted to work with and it seemed like we would. However after we stopped talking, I aligned with Szy and put myself in a majority with Perry, Dom, and Luke. However I never written you off as a possible ally. When we made the merge, we finally aligned after the shenanigans on NuTorrin during the double tribal and for a good portion of the merge, we ran the game. Our talks during this time were kind of awkward but I enjoyed whenever you talked in the merged tribe chat (the 9/11 joke is still one of my favorite moments). We eventually made a final three with Evan but right after this, our final three dreams were crushed when Dom actually split the votes on us. But during our time, I never saw any strategic side of you. You always kind of agreed to our plans and never gave ideas of your own. And that’s bugged me because when the game started, Evan built you up as this great strategic player that I would get along with and I didn’t get a chance to see that. You just seemed like the alliance follower. And you can’t preach loyalty because if you were loyal, Evan would be sitting with you and Nuno, not Sarah. I know they’re easier to beat and you do have a solid chance at getting my vote but there are things I need to know. 1. Do you agree you were just the alliances yes man or not? If not, why? 2. What was the biggest move YOU made? 3. If you are so loyal, why is Evan sitting on the jury because of a 3-1 vote and not because he lost the tie breaker?

NUNO

I got to say, when the cast was revealed, I was excited. We finally got a chance to play together. After hosting two seasons on 703 together, I finally got to see how you play! To say I was annoyed is a very big understatement. You were incredibly messy, having random outbursts of either anger or paranoia with me after the Boo vote, which I had NOTHING to do with. Even after I told you I would push for you to be kidnapped so you would be safe, you went and told Bjorn ‘Szy and Will are on the outs.’ Now what I was told was you said ‘Tom, Joe, Evan, Dom, and Alex are in an alliance’ which you denied. However, as I was leaving, you did admit you told Bjorn ‘Szy and Will are on the outs’ which is basically the same thing as the statement above. You then asked ‘Why would you even believe Bjorn?’ There is a BIG reason I believed him. During the swap, I only told two people outside NuKillbride about the alliance so I wouldn’t get picked, you and Perry. This was so I could gain Perry’s trust that I would share information with him and so you wouldn’t pick me. Bjorn had zero ties with Perry so when Bjorn is going around throwing me, Dom, Tom, Alex, and Evan under the bus, the only logical conclusion was you. You then blamed ME for not trusting you. Nuno, in these games, you gotta own your mistakes. I know my main mistake was giving Dom the impression I was SO close to Szy I wouldn’t vote him off and that got me the boot. That was my mistake and I paid the price by being blindsided. However, you blamed me for believing Bjorn for something you admitted you did. You blame others for the mistakes YOU make and a good player, even an ALL STAR, knows not to do that. And from what I heard, you were the EXACT same way in Rome. You blamed Jamie for every mistake you made because you couldn’t handle owning them. Also before I left, you did get cocky with me. You say you hate it when people did it but you did get cocky. Then in your answer to the final four TC, you worded it like you managed to go from the minority to the majority during the merge. I don’t think you understand WHY that happened. You were used by bigger and better players to make the moves they couldn’t make with their alliance. It wasn’t because you convinced them, you were just used as a vote.With all that said, you’re the only one who has a shot for my vote. But you gotta OWN your mistakes. Take some fucking BLAME. Don’t pull a Luke and blame your downfalls in this game on other people. You do that, I may vote you. Now, for some questions. 1. Do you agree that, at times, in this game, you were extremely messy? 2. Do you think you were used as a vote or no? If not, explain. 3. What song do you think describes this season? Explain.

SARAH Last and not least, Sarah. For someone who was put on the social tribe, you SUCKED socially. I know it goes both ways but guess what? I’m on the jury, you’re in the Final Three so YOU got to answer for it. We literally spoke TWICE during the game. After Zane’s blindside, you just didn’t speak to me. I had to go to you to start a conversation. And out of everyone in the minority, you’re the only one to not try and talk strategy with me. Nuno, Sam, and Perry atleast tried after Zane left but you just sat there on the chat and did basically nothing. I’m confused to why you were cast. I know Minoan’s cast was below average (Yeah Alex DARED me to tell that to the Minoan cast so yeah, your cast fucking sucked). Like to me, the only real memorable people were Alex and Yannick, but I kind of know why he wasn’t cast, having three Youtube players in the game would be a CLUSTERFUCK. But I don’t know why you are even here. I do think there could have been better choices for your spot like Grace, Emma, or Eddie. And strategically, you failed BIG time. I never saw any vote you cast as a strategic one. It’s like you just put your cast mates names in a randomizer and vote for whoever is chosen. You tell Alex he needs to vote me but then you go and vote for Tyler? Like…what? Like I would call you a floater but this final three is nothing really BUT floaters. 1. Was there any strategy behind your votes? 2. Why did you tell me you wanted Dom to win and then vote her out two Tribals later? 3. Are you really deserving of the title All Star? Convince me.

MY TASK Alright guys, time for the task. As you know, we have ten jurors. Will, Wes, Zane, Perry, Sam, Alex, myself, Szymon, Dom, and Evan. My job for you is to separate three jurors into one of three sections. Great, Good, Bad. Since only three jurors per section, I’ll remove myself from this so there is no ass kissing/dragging. So you will only put Will, Wes, Zane, Perry, Sam, Alex, Szy, Dom, and Evan into these sections. The ‘Great’ section is for the three players you think played the best games this season. That if they were here at the end, they would win hands down. The ‘Good’ section is for the three players you think played alright games. Not the best but if they got to the end with the right people, they would be a satisfying winner to this great season. The ‘Bad’ section is for the three players you think played the WORST games this season. The players you think that if they got to the end, they would have been shit on by the jury of they got to the end. That’s it from me guys, good luck and I can’t wait to see your answers.  