Board Thread:Survivor 40: Annihilation/@comment-6293216-20190714205755/@comment-192.232.30.37-20190715163746


 * Joan & Zach: At the last tribal council, the two of you played your idols and saved yourself from elimination. After such big moves, what do you guys do next to keep yourself alive?

oh, its quite simple, really. I'm using mind control. I've spent the last 72ish hours traveling the world, from as close as Michigan to as far as Romania, planting lil microchips in their phones, computers, etc. Slowly, the radiation and exposure to the actual living breathing fireants i put in each chip, every single person in the cast is now under my complete control.

Basically every time they do something that doesnt benefit me they just get bit by a dying, starving, dehydrated fire ant. they probavbly cant even feel it given that the ants are likely too malnourished to do any damage, they might still feel something crawl on them, and that'd probably be annoying for like 2 seconds til they swat it away. I bet its working like a charm!

guys please let me know if its working i spent so much time and money i could have used on literally anything but dropping off live ants around the world. im in serious, massive debt and broke multiple trespassing and smuggling laws and have a warrant out for my arrest oh god this wasnt worth the stress oh god oh fuck