Board Thread:Survivor 24: Caracol/@comment-24207263-20170513163904/@comment-30582641-20170514214700

Round 2, pendejos y pendejas:

Forrest, about my bio words, of course I ain't that shit. It was ironically pretentious. There were two ways you could have figured that out on your own: Either you could have actually Googled those words instead of just saying you did, and you'd have discovered that recominant is a type of protein, and Cartesian aanxiety, or you could have taken a step back and realized that obviously no one talks about themselves that way. How polynomial of you.

While we're on the topic of my pretentiousness, yes Forrest, sacrificing a bit of superficiality like short fingernails so I can engage in a musical activity in the privacy of my own home is soooo pretentious, especially when I get paid to do it. It's called a hobby. I'd tell you to look it up, but you obviously don't know how.

Anna, in Morocco at least I dared to go toe to toe with Whitney and Kristen. Maybe if I had just seethed privately to everyone else on Najma about how someone really needs to put the two of them in their place like you, then I could have lost to the guy who lost to Tate too.

Luis, you made fun of my mask so I'm back for blood. No more Mister Nice Stormtrooper. I have a big forehead, but at least I'll keep my hair for life. You have grays in your twenties.

Also, here's a picture of my hand, nails and all. Luis, you really zinged me when you pointed out my knuckle hair. Now, uh, point out my knuckle hair. Finally I may not have an SO, but at least it's by my choice ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ What's your excuse?

Live from the bedroom, Roodman signing off.