Such A Goddamn Snake

 is the third episode of.

Challenges
Immunity Challenge: Toss The Turtle. In this challenge, the castaways learned they would be playing for invididual immunity and the player on each tribe who scored the highest would win safety for their respective tribal councils.

Winners: Thomas & Eva

Voting Confessionals
"heroes"

- I don't want to do this. But it is time to man up and go with my gut.

"heroes"

- :(

"heroes"

- Robbed Hero :(

"heroes"

- You are fun to talk to but we never talked game so idk where your head's at. Sorry!

"heroes"

- Tried to save you, didn't work. You're a pretty cool guy and I personally see you as an asset but the wind is blowing this-a-way. Not my fault this time!

"heroes"

- Sorry :(

"heroes"

- Bas, considering that if it isn't you tonight, it's probably going to be me, I would be stupid not to vote for you. Bryce is gonna get his, but now isn't the time. Take care.

Final Words
"heroes"

- Despite knowing the plan behind my boot, I still have absolutely no clue why I was voted out. Not to sound cocky, but I can't wrap my head around why they targeted me, of all people. Nobody has explained it to me, so I've been left confused. I really don't think I could have done anything better, so I don't have any regrets. I think I gave it my best shot and ended up with luck not being on my side. At this point, I'm rooting for Eddie. To be honest, I don't really care about or like anybody else left.

Voting Confessionals
"villains"

- A hell of a lot of scrambling went on, I'm pretty sure I *COULD* be on the hot seat tonight, but I honestly believe it'll be either you/Sora or Jay going and that's not me so bye bye!
 * puts vote in urn*
 * walks back to seat*

"villains"

- Bailey, I am SO sorry that I have to cast this vote tonight because you know that I have grown to love you as a human being and I know that at the end of this you and I are going to be such amazing friends. I love you Deputy Bae-ly and I just-- I'm so sorry that I have to cast this vote against you cause you don't deserve this vote, fucking Nippy Titty does

"villains"

- I don't know what's worse your shitty gameplay this season or your hosting

"villains"

- You should really consider quitting the addiction you have of going out @ third tribal double tribal on HvV seasons, it's not healthy!

"villains"

- TTYN Bayleaf lol omg <3

"villains"

- Honestly I'm too over this game to make a new parchment Can't wait to see you guys in the VL
 * 1) JayHasUmbrellaNipples

Final Words
"villains"

- My regret was not getting to know more people, but honestly in terms of gameplay I have no regrets. The thing that took me out was supposedly that alliance that Ci'ere made in the beginning, and if I had sold it out I would be seen as untrustworthy, so really I think this tribe just naturally dealt me a shit hand. I probably could have shut up when Jay was boiling everyone's blood though, but I would have gone anyway so what's one more placement