Eighty-Eighty Problems/Confessionals

Day 1
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- I don't know if you know anything about me, but y'all gonna die. ANARCHY?!?!? Are you fucking shitting me? It's a perfect twist WHEN I HAVE FUCKING TIME TO PLAY ON THE FIRST DAY. You pieces of shit.

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- SUMBAWA - Messy Confessionals 1a

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- YAS OMFG DANI JESS AND BRIAN <3 <3 <3 fucking ew, Linus

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- I wish I had a family-"" member in Russia. fuck me

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- Alright, we've just started the game and already I'm arriving three hours late. Well, I'm not unpacking.

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- Going into this game, there's a few things I'm not going to tell people. They don't need to know that I'm working for a master's degree in the history of warfare. They don't know that my senior thesis as an undergrad was on the strategies of the battle of Antietam during the Civil War. And they especially don't need to know that I already know Jordan and Lexus.

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- I begin my first ORG ever and of course it's an anarchy season lmao. But talking to all nineteen of them, I like them all. Voting one of them out means I'll have to detach my mind completely from any personal relationship I may have with them, and adapt to the kind of games they may be playing. I'm also really glad some of them are reaching out beyond the group chat. It's just like, okay this person attempted to have an actual conversation with me, I want them to stick around.

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- Julia is a fucking bae. Literally started talking to her because her name was almost Julia Landauer and she was the true goddess of Caramoan, but she's actually such a cool chick. Hopefully however this initial clusterfuck of anarchism goes I end up with her, because I think we're tight enough that we can really do well together.

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- surprisingly, I like almost anyone. Except for Aro ignoring my message. Little shit. This may be simpler than expected.

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- The easiest way to get ahead in this game, from what I see, is to do as much research into your opponents as possible. So naturally, I'm really glad when idiots use the same username for every website. With a quick google search, I can discover everything from your ORG history to your favourite hentai. Way to go, sport.

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- The first person to ask me for an alliance this game was Linus. On one side, he seems to be talking to everyone and he's already said he thinks I'm smart, so naturally I'm worried me that he might not be as loyal as he claims to be. On the other side, he is a Ron Paul supporter, so maybe he is naive enough to keep me around.

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- I hate everyone so far this season. I can't stand any of them, especially that old lady. whatsherface. Excited for the game to start and paranoia to set in, because right now everybody is in the honeymoon phase where we all love each other and they all make me sick. Let's stir the pot and make shit happen.

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- SUMBAWA - Messy Confessionals 1b

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- I know it has only been less than 24 hours since the chat opened. However, I must tell you that I don't know of anyone except Aro. It is a bit difficult to get to know people in a short period, but I intend chatting with a few people. For now, I will just observe the players in the main chat. I love people from different countries so I look forward to getting to know them.

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- BTW, I see a lot of vulgarity in the chats, but it doesn't bother me at all being older than most of the players. I am quite open in that respect. Just go with the flow.

Day 2
"anarchy"

- I really hate to be the one to complain early, but OH MY GOD, ARE MY TEAMMATES EVER SO FUCKING STUPID. The communication skills within my team are seriously lacking. I wouldn't be surprised if we lost within the first 15 minutes of this challenge. It's currently a clusterfuck of shitty communication.

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- We're in the middle of the immunity challenge, and Dani is going ballistic because someone apparently took her imaginary turn. ""I WANT MY TURN. I WANT MY TURN."" What are you, six? "YOU'RE RUINING OUR MOMENTUM."" The only thing screwing up our momentum is you whining about your stupid turn. "JOS GO NOW ITS YOU'RE TURN!!"" Yes, I can see that, I can only type so fast.

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- so literally everyone I've spoken to extensively and like got put on the other tribe I'm pretty sure. Thank god we won because I have no connection with these people. I guess it just shows how intense the anarchy part of this is.

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- We kicked ass in the immunity challenge today. We won while the other team was still at like 40. The people doing all the work were me, Dani, Linus, and Josephine. Yasmin did a lot of bitching the entire time but never actually contributed. At least I'm not the first boot. With this anarchy twist, I'm hoping I don't get screwed and put on a tribe with a bunch of AFKs. I just want to make it to the merge so I'll be able to play the game for myself, without worrying about tribe moral. So far the game is looking pretty good, but all of that will change at the next tribe swap. I still hate most people here but I need to make my social game better so it will hurt more when I stab them in the back. It's gonna be funny. I'm excited to play the game.

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- Well... I might be fucked. First boot is written all over my head. I wasn't around for the challenge because, for once, I was out with friends. This blows.

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- SUMBAWA - Messy Confessionals 1c Pre-my team winning WOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

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- Right now I don't trust anybody. Linus messed up in the challenge, fucking us over. I like the dude though, so I'm not even mad. Because of this twist, I'm scared, man. I was strong in the challenge today so people might want to vote me out because they don't want me on the opposing tribe to kick ass there. I don't know man. I don't trust anybody. Julia's imploding though so we might just vote her out. Haven't talked to her either. I'm fucking pissed about this twist, you know what fuck it I don't even know what to do at this point. oh well, it's all in the game.

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- As constructive criticism, I think the challenge wasn't run efficiently. If we were given 24 hours, why were the results announced before the expiration time? Additionally, the rules weren't very clear. We thought it was a race and that we didn't have unlimited time to start. I've done this same challenge in Rockstar, but the rules were explicit. In any event, since our team isn't happy as you started early as well, I can only ask that you re-do another challenge.

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- I'm a little nervous that we lost the challenge since I wasn't there, but I've made some good connections so far with Julia, Josephine, and Linus so hopefully they will help keep me safe this round. I've heard Yasmin's name but I'm playing dumb to the people who haven't.

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- so honestly I'm so glad we won immunity. Everyone ive really bonded with was on the other team that challenge. 👀 trying to rig me out so soon smdh Right now I'm holding out hope my homies ash and will survive this vote and if one of them doesn't some bitches are about to get lit up

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- now today was a day where experience paid off a bit. I may not have been the most help posting in the challenge because I was working, but anyone who's ever played 99 Bottles knows damn well someone ALWAYS fucks up and often not realizing it until it's too late. So I'm glad I helped remind my team that we should keep moving in case the other team has made any errors. Now n TC Yayyy. Also props to CJ!

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- Okay so maybe I slightly over reacted about my team, but either way, the communication between my team members was horrid. But we still ended up winning (ya know, cuz I took it upon myself to call out Yasmin's bullshit lol okay let's stop being cocky now). Anyways now that I'm safe, the only thing I worry about is whether or not Ash is going to be safe. She and I share a bond and we're going to look out for each other. But I've seen what she can do with the amazing social ability she has, so I'd be surprised if she were to get voted out. I'd be even more surprised if they didn't vote out Yasmin. She's making herself look more incompetent by the minute with how she's approaching the hell that is Tribal Council.

Day 3
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- ok oops I was meaning to make one of these a few hours ago but I forgot. This anarchy thing is pretty nuts,I've been trying to be visible but also keep my head low in the main chat.I've talked one on one with about 8 or 9 people but I don't have any solid alliances at this point.I've talked with Yasmin and even though she's a good friend,she's probably public enemy #1 at the other team and I don't wanna appear too close to a potential early boot.I'm hoping the big target on the returnees' backs would give me cover for a while but I'm not counting on it. Hopefully when I eventually end up at a tribal people will forget about me.Also why is Jessica clamoring for idol clues in public? She comes off as shady

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- The weird thing about this game is that it's very paranoia inducing. I keep thinking to myself, 'Should I try to get this person out?', 'Can I trust this person?', 'Is this all a ruse to blindside me tonight?' I have no idea what's going on and it frightens me.

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- ya boi has an alliance But shh it's on the down low especially since both of my alliance-mates are on the losing team lmao If one of them is voted out I'm ragequitting from life

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- I'm really tired of all these basic ass white bitches in the Anarchy chat. Like seriously omg. *says while sipping Starbucks*

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- from what I know everyone's voting Yasmin and that's partially my fault because I've been nudging people in her direction all night but hopefully shit goes as planned. It shouldn't be a blindside, its too early in the game for that to be possible. People aren't tight enough to keep a secret. I hope. Plus I think I've made good relations with everyone on my team aka I'm charming them with my witch powder but shhh.

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- So far the people I am really clicking with are Josephine, Andy, Dani and Julia. Dani formed the (And let me preface this by saying the alliance name gives me cancer) Austin and the Oats Alliance with Will, Josh and I. I get along with Josh pretty well, but I do feel like this alliance other than Dani arn't the people I want to work with. I tried to push for Josephine, Andy and Julia to get in, and Dani basically said no to Andy because they have barely talked (Without any hint of irony that I have barely talked to Will...), and said she gets a bad feeling from Josephine, which may be justified since Josephine hardcore detective mode'd everyone in this game and came to the conclusion that Dani would be a really big threat and wants to cut her. Dani likes Julia though so she will probably work with us at least. Honestly I like working with the newer players, and Andy and Josephine are both new and seem pretty game savy, so I really hope even they arn't in the (This name makes me want to sepuku) Austin and the oats alliance, I'll be able to work with them going down since they are really cool. (Even if Posie is a total gamebot). Off of my temporary team I like the feeling I get from Jordan, and I've talked to Ty a decent amount too. Jessica and I have also talked a lot, but something seems shady about her, so I'm a bit hesitant to get too close.

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- Anthony's on my shit list. The fucker went to Yasmin and asked her ""are you asking people to get me out?"" You dumb motherfucker. You couldn't keep your fucking mouth shut, could you?

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- So this is my 5th ORG ever and my new strategy is to be the biggest bitch possible. Is it a solid strategy? Probably not but sometimes the mean girls win. I mean look at Regina.

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- I truly do feel like I am at the bottom of this game. Everyone knew yasmin was going home. Even she did. I don't know how she knew, but she did. Everybody did. I was about to vote Julia out before I asked Dani if she heard anyone going home, and it was her. I'm not very good at making social bonds. I try, but people don't feel like talking to me. So I'm pretty much stuck on the bottom. With 19 people in the game, there's simply too many, and all I can do is just win tribal immunities right now. I don't know where I stand. I'm scared. I fucking hate this twist.

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- fuck me in the ass and call me Sally this tribe is lit af