These Bitches Are Cray/Confessionals

Day 4
"anarchy"

- I'm pretty sure I'm chill with Brian and dani and I'm like the only person ash seems to trust so this might be good for me. Aromal nidoran may be going home if we lose

"anarchy"

- lmao okay 13 person tribal council sounds fun and all but that's n o t happening I'm not about to be doing that. I'm gonna bust my ass in this challenge and make sure my team wins. plus since there's also a reward it could perchance be a clue to the idol, and since will is on my team the two of us can work together to find it easily.

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- So, maybe I'm kinda the devil. After the vote my parchment for Yasmin got described as pretty mean, and although people got a good laugh I'm thinking it's probs best not to tell anyone it's mine. I do like being the secret villain honestly, so I think I'm going to keep being nice to everyone's face just to give em a little extra kick on the way out the door, maybe I'll even start signing my parchment with some pseudonym to get people speculating on who it could be.

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- I'm quite legitimately giving my entire team tricks for the game. Let's see how incompetent these fuckers are.

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- I LOOOVEE this team. People I actually like? Yass!!

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- from what I've heard from ash, her entire team is doing terrible in this challenge. I have no idea how team three is doing, but I truly believe that Josephine knows what she's doing 👀 👀 I think my team has a great chance of being safe again but hopefully I don't jinx it

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- I'm glad that I survived the first tribal council. My number one issue at hand is that I don't seem to be in a good position socially, out of the loop, if you will. It's a minor cause for concern, but I don't think it's anything I can't recover from.

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- So, in order to improve my standing within the game, I've decided to try to initiate social connections with my teammates. Here's to hoping I'm not awkward.

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- My gut tells me our team is going to tribal. If we do lose it'll be interesting,because before she left Yas told me not to trust Ash and Dani,and they're both here. Apparently those 2 gave the go ahead for Yas to write down Anthony's name,who interestingly enough,is also here. I'm cautiously optimistic because I'm friendly with everyone here,but all I wanna do now is submit my challenge score and get my ass to bed.

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- this season is lit af, and i actually don't hate anyone yet <:

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- LMAO IM LAUGHING cj is over here calling someone a rat in PMs and im like ""well patrick was just talking to jess were you talking to him....?"" and jess goes and SPILLS THAT IT WAS PATRICK damn all i know is, cj isnt voting for anyone in my alliance, and no one knows were an alliance, and everyone is sabotaging their own games LMAO

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- AJ, Patrick and Jessica are on my shitlists. Patrick and AJ can't keep their mouths fucking shut, and Jessica is too well liked.

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- it's way too early to make a power shift but idgaf. If CJ wants to go after Jess then it's my mission to get out CJ

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- Well fuck that didn't take long for Patrick to be dead to me. Some of these bitches are cray.

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- Patrick is a fucking rat. I didn't even talk to him for five minutes and he went and told Jessica that I wanted to vote her out. What the hell even is wrong with him? What I told him was that she was standing out the most in general, I never once said she was my target. But now Jessica thinks I'm gunning for her and I can't trust Patrick any further. This Tribal is a clusterfuck and I have no clue what's gonna go down.

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- Well this shit just went fucking nuts. I'm fucking trying to save CJ's ass right now, and I really fucking want Patrick or AJ out tonight. Patrick fucking ran to Jessica about CJ wanting Jess out, and even though I know he totally did (legit cause I mentioned it yesterday too) I'm just trying to act like it might have just been everything getting blown out of proportion. This vote is going to be insane. Let's hope I can just ride the wave.

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- I love how easily almost everyone I've talked to took AJ as a target. Like, I shaded him pretty hard for running to Yasmin, and now Zak is parading his name and I'm getting the heat off of me, but it's all going as planned. Seeds were planted, and they grew.

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- i'm talking to linus, and honestly he made me laugh so hard i had an asthma attack lmao. i showed him mrblackdarkness666.

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- I'm so glad I don't have to go to this tribal because it would be insane. A 12 person tribal this early is a LOT. However, I don't think this one will be as unified as the last one, so lines might be drawn this vote, which may put me as a swing vote soon. At least that's what I'm hoping for.

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- Of every god damn challenge we could have lost why did it have to be this one. Shit has hit the fan on this tribe. It started off with CJ going around telling everyone he wanted to vote off one of the most social players in the game Jess and somehow not have it blow up in his face. So fucking Jessica is running around like a paranoid mess (Although I can't blame her) and suddenly it becomes apparent that AJ and Patrick are close with Jess. Well guess fucking what, so is Dani heavily which sure is odd considering I'm in an alliance with her and she hasn't once mentioned Jess as being allyish, and hell, even Jess told me there was probably going to be some bad blood between her and Dani do to a previous game. Lexus has also been talking to me a lot and now she's telling me to vote out Jess and has mentioned an alliance possibility. But thats not all, in the middle of this Ash, who seemed tight with Dani and I straight outta left field is suddenly Ash comes in strong saying she also wants to vote out Jess. Buuuut wait, theres more. I told Dani that after I skyped with Lex she was going to talk to Will, and Dani blew my fucking cover by confronting Will about it!?!?!? What the hell is anyone in this game even doing. Now is not the time to declare someone else your target, now is not the time to publically make your alignments clear, and now is not the time to fucking destroy your allies game who has been completely upfront and honest with you simply because you are Pissed at Will for talking  to the wrong person. Right now, my number one concern is to keep heat off myself since now Lex is a bit suspicious of me, and after that who knows. Maybe I will vote Jess out, I like Ash and Lex a lot so it seems like  a fine option, or maybe I'll vote out CJ, and keep ties with the snitch as well as Jess who I do like honestly. Whatever happens a whole lot of stupid gameplay has went down this round and everyone needs to stop showing their god damn hand  so much because guess what, I'm the one who is going to take the fucking heat for it. Fuck you all for having anarchy so I cant just stick to an alliance. Fuck my tribal council mates for having no clue what the word subtlety means, and fuck my supposed ""Alliance"" of Will for possibly flipping, and Dani for putting a target on my back where none lay before.

Day 5
"anarchy"

- So I was initially scared after learning that there would be 12 people instead of 6 at tribal but the last 2 hours have been seriously fun. So long story short CJ made a mild comment about Jess which Pat interpreted as wanting to target her and went straight to her with it which made CJ the numero uno target for the boot tonight Then,CJ had a long talk with me and I kinda led him on a bit,and now he's under the impression we're going to blindside the fuck out of Patrick or AJ.I went straight to AJ with this and a plan's been set in motion for a CJ boot The fun doesn't stop here.Ash,not wanting to take the easy way just told she doesn't want to vote CJ out. Ash is probably my number one ally at this point but she's waay too shady and I don't think she has as power as she thinks she has. So all in all,this tribal is going to be exciting one way or another.UTR gameplay is the fucking best <3

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- Linus is telling me all about Lexus and Austin and how they used to be a couple, and I'm just trying to restrain myself from laughing because he has absolutely no idea that I've known everything he's been telling me for months now.

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- well so much for UTR gameplay,I just got caught smack dab in the middle of AJ and Pat vs CJ so I'm gonna do a GC and disappear from facebook for a while and return a few hours before tribal

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- On the bright side of this insanity, I seem to be allied with all the correct people. I definitely did the right thing by putting myself out there as early as I could.

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- Ash is just... such a fucking awesome person. Like, I could go home right now and it would be worth the fact that I met Ash. We're just two peas in a pod like instantly, and it's like, where have we been in eachother's lives this whole time? It seriously feels like we've known eachother for ages. She's just so cool and I really think that we can go far together, and if we don't I won't even mind trying.

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- HAHAHAHAHA I HATE THIS VOTE ALREADY. People are lying out their asses, and I get to hear it all. This is why I lay low early on.

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- I can tell Zak is a smart player, but suggesting voting out AJ to Jess after I told him they were allied? Not so smart. I was laughing so hard. I'm just gonna use him as a shield and toss him when I need to. He's not scared to put himself out there, and am I complaining? He takes the heat off me while doing my dirty work. He's definitely going to be a big player, but he's no Charley. I can take him.

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- i don't know who the fuck we are voting, and everyone is messaging me. majority says cj, but then some others are saying aj and patrick. so this tribal got me stressed af.

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- I've been talking to Zakriah for all of 60 seconds and he's already telling me everything about what's going on. I love it, drunk people keep secrets better than him.

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- so this vote seems like a clusterfuck about to happen. Patrick is the main target now.The dude is such a trainwreck.He freaked the fuck out and apparently threw Dani under the bus for some reason.But Zak is pushing for AJ to go,I really don't know why but he is pushing hard. Ash is my only source of info but I'm still not sure whether she's trustworthy.So I'm really nervous as fuck now and I'm pretty sure atleast 3 people are gonna get votes tonight.

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- You know, I bet one seriously underrated benefit of being on Survivor is that you wouldn't have to hear your roommate's sex noises. Oh wait, Ozzy and Amanda. Nevermind.

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- yo fuxk this shit my god this is the most ridiculous tribal council probably in the history of all tribal councils in all of everdom so fuck all of you >:( :\ </3

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- people are backing out of shit that was well hashed out ages ago and now I don't even care so goodbye Patrick lmao I'm sorry I tried so so so hard to make it aj but you HAAAAD to gun for CJ instead... I'm probably gonna vote for Patrick rip:)

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- low-key crafting a noose rn why couldn't CERTAIN PEOPLE just stick to the script Y'all I need fucking therapy after this shit. Lmfao