Board Thread:Survivor 24: Caracol/@comment-24207263-20170513163904/@comment-2114961-20170515035726

Bite the pillow and brace yourselves cause I'm READY for round two!

Let's start with someone who's as easy as he is simple-minded. It's Elmo's world! Or so he probably thinks. You really do live up to your name (if that even is your name) since you have the same level of innocence and kindness as the real Elmo. You even have the intelligence of a pre-schooler~ ^-^ No wonder you havent had the balls to really roast anyone...they probably havent dropped yet. :/ But in all seriousness, I love you and I hope you have fun back at home to the land of gay birds, a literal homeless man, and Diabetes. And before we go, this roast was brought to you by the letter N. For Naive.

Oh Chris. It's funny you pointed out my "complicated" name, considering I STILL don't know wtf a Chinook is! And bitch I may be from Chicago, but at least you'll know where to find me. Where are you from again? New finland? Home of the Chris I referenced before? You must tell the one other citizen there ALL about your org adventures. I'd say more but-ZZZZZZ

Eva. Eva Bo'nina Maria Richtofen Saldago Hildebrand Brown. What more can I really say to you? I mean I give you props about El Salvador, except, who was the "dry" person that won Player of the Season again? Yknow, actually had an influence?? I'd say more but honestly, I think your old manga says everything about you. I mean yikes!

Malik! Love the Naruto references! Veeeery clever. And honestly, if I had to compare you to a Naruto Character, I'd have to go with... Ino! Pretty face, a basic bitch, AND completely useless. :) I know you like to think you can control people's minds like her, but if that were the case you wouldn't be losing Greenland so horribly right now! Sad you wasted the last FTC you'll ever be apart of. :/ But hey, at least you're pretty.

Maya & Miguel! Or well, just Miguel, even Maya doesn't want you. Anyways you seem to have a veeery weird perception of our season. How did I do nothing when I was literally managing two alliances while you hung on Max's every word. I know it's hard seeing the competition from Max's anal cavity, but don't think you can give him rock shaped butt plug and suddenly think you're on top! I at least new what I was doing and didn't pull a rock draw out of no where to get ahead. I would have voted Max off if you asked, but I guess you didn't have the cajones.