Board Thread:Survivor 31: Byzantium/@comment-33222212-20180419005923

I'm gonna be edgy and make a non-Google doc speech

Augusto, first off, on my OTTTTTT exit when I ranked everyone who voted me out in the tribe chat and I put you last, you weren't actually last. I was bullshitting to try and get them to take you to the end.

Second, congratulations on actually having a decent speech unlike the other two finalists, and using zero emojis in your speech!

Since Nicole and Pris are obviously tight, my question for you is what happened at the final 4? How did you survive, and would you say that you were primarily in control of your own survival, or were other people making all the decisions without you?

Nicole, outside this game, I like you. Inside this game, not so much. I'll get straight to the questions.

At the final 6, you tried to get Andre out with bossy intimidation tactics, threatening Augusto and I with rocks if things didn't go your way. Why did you use a strategy that is obviously a poor social tactic, has already been shown to almost never work on actual Survivor, and obviously didn't work here?

You told me, in exact quotes, that Andre "hasn’t really pissed any of the jury members off," when the other jurors' speeches clearly indicate otherwise. So please tell me, why on earth did you believe that Andre was a jury threat?

Andre, the other jurors have already addressed the many issues with your game, so I don't need to rehash them here. However I actually don't think you're total satanic scum, so sorry for all the bashing you're getting, all the finalists still deserve respect. One of the problems with you voting me out was that you set yourself up for 4th place. You knew that Nicole wanted you, in her eloquent perfectly spelled words, "ded." So what was your plan if you hadn't won immunity? Would you still have survived?

Are you straight?

Lastly, questions for everyone:

All of you thought I was a "social threat," but at Ponderosa, the jurors thought otherwise. Why was your perception of the jury so inaccurate?

Is the Big Bang Theory a good show?

If you were in charge of a 703 returnee season, would you cast me, and why or why not?

What are your thoughts on turtles? 