Board Thread:Big Brother 9/@comment-24900484-20190512212212

Hello the 3 finalists, it is me, the Challenge Beast, the All Around Great Person and House Weirdo, Matt! I am here to ask you some very important questions about your games in this Big Brother game that we are just finishing up. Before I do, I just want to thank the hosts for a fun season. For my first ever Big Brother game, I had so much fun so tysm! Ok so now for the grilling (and unfortunately for Chelsea, there is no maple glaze for this grill)

Dawn

Dawn… well uh I don’t really know how to start my speech for you so there it is. Your speech was good, however I think you are trying to oversell what you “did” and kinda can’t admit that without Tia you would have no real argument. Tia is mentioned a lot in your speech, and as you have said you constantly like checked with her if she was ok with a plan. However, it seems like you relied on her too much, as if she didn’t like it you had to change it. That says to me that you didn’t really hold any power in your relationship with her, and just let her control you into doing what she wanted. Plus you only have 1 comp win to your name (I’m not counting the safety win cause you like HAD to win that to still be here) and it was a creative one that we all knew you were going to win so it was no real surprise when you did? So like eh.. I do have to commend you on your social game. As a whole, you do seem to have the best social game (although not with me, but I’ll let you know now that I don’t appreciate being constantly spammed with like 13 messages in a row and be expected to do the same back, cause I just don’t) but you seem to have had the best connections of the three of you with the rest of players. However, I just don’t feel like you really used this as to your advantage as it just meant that you constantly had to betray people and leave people really hurt as they entered the jury. Your damage control does seem to have lacked and to me, your attempt to get Tia’s vote by doing a “personal message” for her is good, but alienates the rest of the jury, and ya kinda need us to win! So like yeah I suppose how I feel about your game is that its alright, but your strategy and competition wins are severely lacking, and it honestly just feels like you floated and took out people when it was convenient as the bigger players went for each other.

Kostas

Again…. I am underwhelmed. Your speech was quite honestly… a load of waffle. Like you come across in your speech like you are some sort of criminal mastermind who orchestrated his way to the finale when well… you really didn’t. Yes, again you had alliances but we all knew you were busy in the middle, you weren’t subtle at all. And then you don’t really say that we had a real friendship which honestly kinda hurt cause again you are alienating a large portion of the jury by singling them out. And when you did, only two were on the jury! It just kinda shows how you again never had any real control over this game, whatever you may think. Everyone knew what you were doing but you were only nommed once. Why? Cause everyone knew they could beat you. And the quicker you realise that the better it may be for your chance at getting votes. And don’t say “iT wAS StrATeGy” cause we all knew it wasn’t. Also the timezone thing doesn’t really work in my book cause you are only 2 hours ahead of me and the deadlines were usually at like 22:00 BST and thus midnight for you so I’m not buying it! I just was disappointed in your game cause I had heard good things about you but then you kinda never showed them. You over-relied on previous connections you had with people and it shows massively.

Jake (the cow)

Ugh yes finally I can talk positively! I am so proud of you for making it here. You have the best comp record here by FAR, like 3 HoHs and 2 PoVs is like amazing. You social game was also good, maybe not as great as Dawns but when you have clear sides of the house I feel like there is only so much you can do so I am still impressed. You clearly knew what you wanted to achieve this game, and even when Chelsea and I left, you clearly had the drive to win competitions, blowing the rest completely out of the water. You hid behind my overplaying ass as well, which was extremely smart. The only thing lacking is that I want you to own to your game more. I feel like you have played an excellent game and I want to see you own that in your responses to everyone. I’m like so proud of you and Penny really snapped huh!

Anyway those are my hot thoughts, here are my questions/tasks for you all!

1.       Write 100 words on why I am amazing!

2.       What is your game defining move that you know you, and ONLY, you made?

3.       Film yourself giving me you longest, most powerful YEET!

And that is all! Thank you guys for reading this and I await your responses. My vote is like 85% certain but I will read everything you guys say so I have an informed vote!

(and yes, my picture is Tyra Banks with Oreos on her Boobs and so WHAT) 