Board Thread:Survivor 24: Caracol/@comment-24207263-20170513163902/@comment-27064583-20170514072850















WELL HELLO  host s, judges, loved ones and fellow ca staways, welcome to the 703 ORG 24 th  season, Survivor: Caracol.. . or should I call it the Teenage Guys Show? Oops

Oh yeah! A show about teenagers doing what they want, whenever they want and not giving a F*CK about what adults say. I guess Beverly Hills, 90210<span style="color:black;font-weight:normal;text-align:justify;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12pt;"> got another spin-off, mmm! GOSH! So exciting! I can’t wait f <span style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12pt;font-weight:normal;color:black;text-align:justify;">or the season finale… and the show’s cancelation, hopefully. =Okay so, I’m supposed to be roasting my fellow castaways…. who’s going to be the first? Let’s start with someone that I haven’t lied to once in this game.= <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">https://media.giphy.com/media/xTiTns0m1Kd4HR8P8k/giphy.gif

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Mmmm I guess we’ll do it alphabetically then. * <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family: "Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">SHRUGS*

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">ANNABELLE!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Wow! Anna, you’re the best. She’s so friendly and has a naïve vibe to her, as if Beth Greene from The Walking Dead collided with the Animax channel… yep you’d never know she was there.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">She’s quiet. But she’s into so many things.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">A psychology major!! <span style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">The major for students who tell themselves; "I dont know why I’m here... So I might as well find myself". Good choice Freud... so where did you find yourself, again? Because girl I never know for certain WHERE your head is at! Sometimes when I talk to you I feel like I’m talking to Cleverbot, except that Cleverbot probably has more insightful things to say… I’m not sure what’s longer, Forrest’s allies list or Annabelle’s responses.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">I’m wondering whether you’re studying psychology or psychology is studying YOU, Annabelle! Although I don’t know if it could, not even Dora could explore you!

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Sometimes, I find you so hard to read that I feel like I’m reading the Twilight Series. No offense, at least you’re not 50 Shades!

<p style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">When you graduate you need to have an appointment with this whole cast! You’d earn some good money, there’s plenty of psychosis to <span style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">psychoanalize here.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You also work with graphic design!! Gosh…<span style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;"> first Psychology and now this? Girl do you even want money?

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify">You’ll see the billboards, logos and etc. she’s designed on every street https://digitalsynopsis.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/09/worst-logo-design-fails-ever-safe-place.jpg <p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">https://smallbusinessbigmarketing.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/maple-syrup-225x300.jpg

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I have to admit I was a little disappointed in how little Spanish you speak, despite having a Hispanic family and living with them before. If I could describe you with one Spanish word this would be it:

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Study one day before! That describes you perfectly, Annabelle, as you take as long to finish your homework as you take to reply to my messages RIP

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">No, for real, I like Hunter! And I'd like to see things from his point of view more often, but unfortunately I can't seem to get my head that far up his ass like… literally everyone else in the cast. Oops

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Hunter’s game should be made into a movie called The Shepherd, because he’s so nice he just makes everyone want to be his sheeps! That’s what a great social game does I guess! Like come on! I couldn’t write this guys’ name down last round. He could literally throw pig excrement on my face and insult my mother and I’d still love the kid and keep him around. Like give him the crown already! I wonder what kind of KING he may be…

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh wait but wasn’t he nice?? The guy is perfect! I don’t see why he could be ANYTHING like Joffrey Baratheon-

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">The fact you were left out of a single vote does not mean you’re on the bottom because cheez, the game has EVOLVED! And there’s voting BLOCS, and there’s still big movez to make! BIG MOVEEEEEEEEEEZ!!!!! And it’s not like your spies don’t tell <p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">you every single move that happens even before the hosts post results (to be fair that takes two ages and a half but ok)! It’s okay, we can move on from that! I’m not pissed at your sanctimonious lying ass, I’M NOT MAD I SWEAR FOR GOD’S SAKE!!!!!!!!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So we’re good. Everything’s fine.You’re still the King anyway. But what’s wrong with your mangatar? Like I feel KINDA bad for the acne  fo for having to be on that face…

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">I wonder if Hunter is as good of a Dancer as he is a player. he would probably step all over people's toes and then he would call them out because they got his shoes dirty!!! He’s also an Actor, I bet he’d be great at crying scenes. Just saying. It’s not like the hasn’t practiced that EVERYDAY this season.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh did you hear Roodman and Hunter aren’t close? They aren’t close. IF THEY SAY THEY AREN’T CLOSE THEY MUST NOT BE CLOSE, RIIIIIIIGHT?

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">God. This is the embodiment of the friendzone, they do everything together. They started together, they strategize together, they vote together, they lie to everyone together, they pass their idol to each other, but they aren’t real allies no. OKAY!!!!! COME ON! These two are closer than Forrest is with his <span lang="EN" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height: 115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN">imaginary friend Boris. Closer than Johnny and Plank from Ed, Edd and Eddy. Hunter is Plank btw because Plank is mute and Roodman never shuts the fuck up.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Gets his first lead role in Broadway……. Shrek.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Let’s move on (unlike Hunter after this round).

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:Calibri;mso-fareast-theme-font:minor-latin;mso-ansi-language: EN-US;mso-fareast-language:EN-US;mso-bidi-language:AR-SA">FORREST! Forrest. Forrest. Forrest. I don’t know if you can roast what’s already flaming but I’ll try. He is so lonely in this game that he should be taken to '<span style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends. '<span style="background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;"> Actually, he’s EXACTLY like Bloo. Self-centered, narcissistic, dumb as sh*t, and always gets in trouble.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Literally this Final Six

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Bloo: Forrest

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Mac: Myself, because when I eat sugar I make BIG MOVEZ!!!!!!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Wilt: Lori. Both are super super nice!!!! But both are a bit too passive and too kind and people take advantage of that. Also both of them play professional basketball if my notes are correct

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Eduardo: Hunter. Because I mean, THEY’RE THE SAME! He’s so docile, so kind when you’re nice to him, almost timid, but when he gets mad it’s like you woke the antichrist, like you turned the radio off when the Lady Gaga song came on and Nuno was listening! A SIN!!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Coco: Roodman, because he never shuts the f*ck up and all he says sounds like COCOCOCCOCOCOCOCOCOOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOOCOCOCOOCOCOCOCOCOCOCOCO to me tbh!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Frankie: Annabelle, I mean they’re the coolest chicks and Anna keeps things in order when we make a mess! Which is literally each round.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">But let’s keep talking about Forrest!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">OMFG!!!!!!! The guy who thinks he’s Tiffany Pollard!!! BOY. First her boobs are twice the size of your brain. But why Tiffany? <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman";mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language: ES-VE">Identity crisis? I doubt that's possible. You have "self-absorbed" written all over your face.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-VE">All you need is for someone to spit on you like Pumkin did to New York and it would be easier to compare yourself to her, and you sure as hell have plenty of candidates don't you? There's a line of people waititng to spit on, piss, poop on you tbh.

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-VE">Honestly all that Forrest does in the game is having beefs with people!! Like look at his face! I want to fight him right now!! It’s a new way to play Survivor I guess, just make everyone hate your guts until they think you’re "non threatening". Kristen is the queen of that strategy but it worked just as well as her selfies… it didn’t.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">But there are probably a bunch of positive things about Forrest, like he probably was the most popular home schooled kid in school…. You know, I was talking to Forrest the other day and he told me people called him one of the best social players, and I was like…….. people call you?

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You know last round Forrest and I didn’t vote together, and we voted his closest person, probably the only person he sent more than two sentences to, and since then he has been acting like… well, a child!! Since he likes scary movies, remember that one scary baby from Angelica's dream during that one Rugrats episode? Yeah, that's Forrest.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Forrest loves scary movies so much that his favorite pick up line is “let’s not turn this rape into a murder”…. rip. <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-fareast-font-family:"TimesNewRoman"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-fareast-language:ES-VE">Dude, the scariest horror movie would be the one where you move in next door and I have to listen to your strategizing everyday. It’s killiiiiiing. “HUNTER ROODMAN RUNTER HOODMAN  HUNTER ROODMAN RUNTER HOODMAN  I'M NOT SELLING COOKIES HUNTER ROODMAN HUNTER ROODMAN RUNTER HOODMAN HOODMAN  ROODMAN HUNTER ROODMAN *SENDS STUPID GIF* RUNTER HOODMAN” IT’S LIKE!!!! I haven’t seen anyone as interested in underage boys since Michael Jackson. Chill out. <span style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12pt;">

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So you study psychology as well right? Damn this cast is like a psychology faculty. Imagine Forrest as a psychiatrist.

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<p style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Ok, so he lives in Texas right? Everything's bigger in Texas including Forrest's imaginary friend Boris. He's hung. ;)

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<p style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You know why Forrest likes Britney Spears so much? Because if you meet him and you don’t say “you drive me Craaaaazyyyyyy” then did you actually meet Forrest?

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<p style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Okay next we have LORI, the most threatening person in the cast clearly. Like, the girl even has one of the deathly hallows, she got the invisibility cloak. LORI!!!!!!!!!!! WHERE ARE YOUUUUUUUUUUUUU?

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<p style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Lori is amazing because she’s this Christian lady that you would not expect to play hard, at all. Like you kind of just expect her to be someone’s sheep and to talk about Jesus once in a while but this girl!!!!! She just messaged me saying she’s at a punk rock concert. Lori!!!!! The last person you would think enjoys alternative music AND Game of Thrones. That’s why they say, don’t judge a book by its cover…. Unless it’s from the Twilight saga of course. Don’t read that cr*p. What GOT character Lori would be?? Hmmmmmmmmmm, I’m thinking Sansa Stark. She started this innocent lady, but she’s gone through so much, she’s had to become tougher, you know Lori was blindsided a couple votes ago, and I thought she would understand and she was just going to continue to sit back, but next thing you know she’s forming alliances and blindsiding people and I’m like

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<p style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">GUUUUUUUUUURRLLLL!!!!!! SLAY ME! I’m proud of you, no wait Lori don’t blindside me <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:Wingdings;mso-ascii-font-family:Arial;mso-hansi-font-family: Arial;mso-bidi-font-family:Arial;mso-ansi-language:EN-US;mso-char-type:symbol; mso-symbol-font-family:Wingdings">L <span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US"> NOT ME LORI I SWEAR THIS WHOLE ROASTING THING IS ONLY BECAUSE I WANNA WIN!!!! So anyway congrats Lori for playing the game harder than…. Well, harder than Forrest at least.

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<p style="margin:0cm;margin-bottom:.0001pt;line-height:18.0pt"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">So let’s finish with…….. ROODMAN!

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Roodman, your whole persona is roasting yourself. I refuse to help.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">WELL OKAY! At first sight Roodman looks like the kind of guy to laugh when the teacher says <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif"; mso-ansi-language:EN-US">"sex", "genitals" or "sperm"........ and he probably is. Or like the evil kid of the classroom that’s always up for a prank……….. and he probably is. But he’s also a nerdy guy that plays classic guitar and does juggling. WOW! This guy can do anything… except probably getting a girlfriend of course.

<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Since there’s a lot to say let’s remember the time Roodman messaged me while drunk. First, the guy looks like the type that lets his life go after one sip.

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<p class="MsoNormal" style="text-align:justify"><span style="font-weight:normal;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:16px;">Roodman: TRAMPOLINES '''!! IDOLS ! HUNTER ! SNEAKY PLANS! CONTROL! '''

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Anyway Roodman, the mask you were using last night didn’t even cover 25% of your forehead, but you tried. Oh btw! <span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt; line-height:115%;font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">You have more hair on your knuckles than your face, what’s your secret? My sister is asking!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Has someone ever told you you look like an extra on "Orange is the New Black" credited as "asian lesbian"? No? Oh.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Man, If I was your guitar I would hang myself, I wouldn’t want to be touched by those fingernails! CLIP THEM ASAP!

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">Sometimes Roodman is someone that kind of makes you wonder… gosh, is this the sperm that won? But you know, HE IS! He probably won the race in a scooter or something! Roodman is like a little flea that’s biting you and you want to get rid of but you can’t, he just never goes away!! EVER! He’s going to outlast Cher and Madonna at this point. And considering he’s going to look 5 years old until he’s like 60 then I would put my money on that.

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<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">But I can be subtle! Don’t worry Roodman I won’t tell anyone you have fourteen idols! And no your alliance with Hunter is totally secret nobody suspects you two are still close, not at all! WHAT? YOU FOUND ANOTHER IDOL? DUDEEEEEEEEEE! OMG. You deserve it!

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12pt;line-height:115%;font-family:Arial,sans-serif;background-image:initial;background-position:initial;background-size:initial;background-repeat:initial;background-attachment:initial;background-origin:initial;background-clip:initial;">You know, despite the game not working for him at the beginning of this merge, Rood ALWAYS finds a way to stay on the loop with the hope that he can micromanage every movement everyone makes! It’s like Caracol: the little dictatorship, a Roodmantorship! It’s like a country where you have to pick your boogers and eat them each time you have a different idea than Roodman’s. Giving me Kim Jong Un teas. Trust me I know about dictatorships...... I live with my grandma! <span style="font-family:Arial,sans-serif;font-size:12pt;">

<p class="MsoNormal"><span lang="EN-US" style="font-size:12.0pt;line-height:115%; font-family:"Arial","sans-serif";mso-ansi-language:EN-US">Oh well, that’s all I have! Guys, please don’t take this seriously! I’m just kidding okay? Well no. I’m LYING!!!!!!! I’m not kidding. NO HUNTER, NOT WITH THE HAMMER! I won’t lie again! NooooOooOoooOoooOooOoO!

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