Board Thread:Big Brother 5/@comment-26864283-20171218071557/@comment-24642146-20171218181416

PART 1

I think a subtle move i made was attempting to align with you Grant (mainly because that partnership ended so quickly). I actually really enjoyed your company i was sad to see you go and not come back. (This is where the dick sucking ends i promise XD). TBH there was very little subtlely to my game. I think the perfect metaphor here is i brought all the subtlety of Jessica Rabbit hitting Roger over the head with a frying pan. And if you don't get that reference, get on my level people (watch Who Framed Roger Rabbit immediately). I was zaney, and slutty and stupid and over the top and vulgar and violent to the highest extreme. I did things on impulse because they felt correct to me, and i didn't overthink it (most of the time). I made a choice fairly early on that i was going to experience this game with the over the top character. I absolutely fell in love with people, and i absolutely hated others. I targeted threats when it benefited me and i targeted floaters when i felt like protecting the threats. I think the issue with that is that my BB game is as confusing and hard to follow as Nicholas Cage’s acting career. Sometimes my choices didn't have to make sense to anyone but the voices in my head, and i hope that some of the people on this jury can accept that. So, overall if you like a subtle game the bitch sitting next to me wrote the book, and i lit the book on fire because reading makes my head hurt. This crazy strategy worked for me because ive made it farther than i ever have in a BB org and i had a whole lot of fun doing it (despite all the crying), but i can honestly say there was no much subtlety.

 

PART 2:

Ok so i kind of answered this one already with Ali’s question so i will copy and past, but there is more to be said:

Vanessa Rousso and Porsche Briggs. I played in the middle of my alliance (much like porsche), i was never the big fish that needed to be taken out immediately, so i was able to stay loyal to my allies pretty much all the way through. Vanessa Rousso because i used emotion as a part of my game. If i was upset people knew i was upset. I don't think i was ever seen as a strategist, or as particularly smart because of my approach to this game and that worked for me because i’ve made it to this point. I think Vanessa would have breakdowns to disguise and amplify her game. I think i did something fairly similar. A little bit of Janelle too, because in BB6 she was SO FUCKING LUCKY and i think i got to this point because of a lot of fucking luck and that's what you need in the BB house sometimes.

The jury (or most of them XD) most likely thinks of me as Karen from Big Brother Canada season 5. The old foul mouthed hag who had no real friends in the game who has just been dragged to the end of the season because she is too fucking beatable to pass up. I personally love Karen's BB canada game. I thought she was a no nonsense cunt, not unlike myself and i thought Kevin (the gentleman that beat my glorious hag) was a little bitch who waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay over thought the game of Big Brother. But the again Karen lost to a unanimous vote and i may be doomed the the same fait because no one loves bitch hags as much as other bitchy hags XD. But then again maybe my words are confusing you enough to vote for me...probably not though.

OOOOOOOO and if i can choose a drag race girl, i really want to be Katya, but we all know im a stank Trixie Mattel not actually showing how funny she was on season 7, with just enough Phi Phi Ohera to be hated by the VL XD

Part 3:

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<p dir="ltr" style="line-height:1.38;margin-top:0pt;margin-bottom:0pt;"><span style="font-size:10.5pt;font-family:Arial;color:#3a3a3a;font-weight:400;font-variant:normal;text-decoration:none;vertical-align:baseline;white-space:pre;white-space:pre-wrap;">Part 4:

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