Board Thread:Survivor: Visayas (Season 18)/@comment-5001881-20160707024310/@comment-13693174-20160708025044

So.. guys, you know I love you all. but this is the challenge so let's get real.

Mai - if you wouldn't have legs, you wouldn't buy shoes, right? Then why do you buy bras? You are so ugly your partner takes you with him to work every day so he doesn't have to kiss you goodbye. Wait, you don't even have one.



Luke - you are so fat, I need to take 2 buses to get to your good side. You're literally in two different time zones at the same times. You are so fat you can make money  during the summer  by shadowing people.



And let's not talk about you, Dusk - you are so fat, you need NASA satellites to take a selfie. you are so ugly that one time we went to the zoo and the gatekeeper thanked me for bringing you back.

Hmm.. Simon? you are so stupid, that when you see a "Stop" sign, you give it a high five. So stupid you were ran over by a parking car once.



Hieu, I didn't forget you - you are so stupid, that if you were locked in a supermarket you'd die of hunger. I'm sure you spend your time sitting on your television and watching the couch.



Alissa, your turn - you really amaze me. you are so fat every time you wear high heels you discover oil deposits. When you were born, the doctor looked at your head, then looked at your butt and told your mom "congrats, you have twins!".

Ayhan - where do I start? you are so stupid, when you see a "+18" restriction you go home and bring 17 friends with you,



Last but not the least, Ben - seriously where did you get those glasses? they are so thick I'm sure when you read a map, you can see the people. your nose is so big you can make a career by being Pinocchio's stuntman.

That was it. you're welcome to roast me back anytime <3