Board Thread:Survivor 33: Tibet/@comment-33689255-20180713042412

Alright bitches I'm here and ready to write this important shit at midnight because that's a great idea. Anyways, read your speeches, and uh let me address JP first because he's the easy one.

JP. wHat the fuck? Like, do you just assume you're going to win? I have barely any clue what the fuck happened postmerge because you just started writing stuff that happened at the merge and then were like "eh that's fine let me wrap it up" huh? lIke what the actual fuck? aNd you didn't even proofread your damn speech? We got people on the jury here who didn't even know the season was in Tibet then we have people like you who just like go "meh good enough" like come on man. You claim to have your strognest attribute be your strategic game, "as evidenced by me being here" as you say. Well uh hate to break it to ya kid but let's go over a few other people who made it to the end, shall we?

- Russell Hantz 2.0 - Sugar - Troyzan 2.0 - Albert Destrade - Mick Trimming - Hell even fucking Liam this season

So uh, making it to the end doesn't seem to mean much, does it? Can you actually back up what you're saying here? Liam's speech may be considered full of nothing but hot air but I'll be fucking damned if he didn't put effort into that hot air. Your speech does not speak for itself. Because to me, JP, your game was just fucking annoying. Or maybe you were. I don't know. You see, my speech was originally going to be centered around this one question, and I'll get to that in a second, but your speech just fucking rubbed me the wrong way so much.

So getting to that question: do you think anime is real or some shit? You acted like each parchment was a fucking Death Note, with the second your name was written down you would fucking drop dead. That isn't how this fucking works JP. Countless times I would talk to you and you had 2 directives, your game was nothing but a simple flowchart: be in the majority, and don't get votes. Hell, I would constantly pitch a plan to you or ask you to keep me safe and your answer would be "as long as my name isn't written down" "as long as the majority is there" like Jesus H Christ do you know how fucking annoying that was! You and Liam both think I'm voting for you but good God Liam is a fucking goat as all hell but at least he was damn tolerable to strategize with. Like, what the fuck was your reasoning? Was that your strongest attribute in the game? To just regurgiate the same 2 responses each time someone strategized with you? If that's your strongest attribute, kid, you gotta learn to fucking play the game. If I was Liam I would be laughing my fucking ass off, I've won an org partly because my main opponent didn't explain their game too much and I wrote a damn essay, you can't just pull this shit at FTC and expect a free win. So if you want my vote, I want you to explain everything I just criticized. aNd no bullshit either, I want the damn truth.

Ok Liam you're up now.

First of all I'd like to say one quick thing regarding you not being in the loop for the rock draw. That was dumb and I argued with Drew a fuckton about it because legitimately what the fuck Drew. Anyways, You seemed to do a lot of nothing. Which is kind of sad. At the very least, it took me a while to realize you were being a total goat in 2 orgs at once, which I'm not sure if I could replicate so easily. However, you seemed to try and sell your game, like some shady car salesman trying to sell you a fucking rusty ass car but I'll be damned if he isn't good at it! So I just want to know like, does this car your selling to me right now, does it work? Can it run? Is it actually a Mercedes or did you just stick the logo on a shitty Nissan and call it a day? How much of that speech was really what happened? Anyone can say they tried to do shit and well I appreciate that. I appreciate you going for Big Z at the final 4 which seemed to be smart because this entire jury would have fucking loved to suck his dick and vote for him which like kinda shocked me because he seemed to be completely bland but whaaaaatever. However, people kept saying that you were a goat and you had to play the game, straight to your face even! Yet you were still scared to do some things. You cannot let fear take over. The jury needs to see you playing. Who gives a flying shit if it puts a target on your back fucking do it! You won't win otherwise! It doesn't fucking matter if you want to play UTR unless you have a fucking Ben Atom Bomb or some shit to drop at FTC you won't win shiiiit. So why? Why sit there? The jury didn't like your game, but you didn't change it. The aim of the game is to fucking adapt. So why not?

alright thats done now i still like you guys just dear lord some things I had to say <3 