Hey guys! First of all, I wanna thank the hosts for all the abuse I had to take from them this season because in the end it made me STRONGER (jk love you guys <3 (yes, even you, Tyler)).

Nam, Yuki, congratulations on making it to the F2! You guys did great so you should be super proud. I’m gonna address each of you individually in a bit and you will have to answer ALL of my questions in order to get my vote, but first I want you to know a few things. Firstly, even if you think you’re winning/losing already, always give your best, you’re still playing the game and crazy FTC results have happened quite often before so you both gotta bring it, okay?

Also, you know I love strategy and all that stuff and I know you guys did good on that part, but what I’m looking for as a juror is the person who played the best social game, since after all Survivor is a social experiment. So keep it in mind when answering my questions, don’t talk too much about strategy, focus on your social abilities (and also don’t bring up your physical games cause lol idc about challenges).

Yuki, let me just start by saying that I loved your journey this season <3 You went from being the always on the bottom, never getting her way underdog during the pre-merge, to evolving into the HBIC, blindside machine post-merge, and I was living for it whew. When this season started, I knew the girls were gonna slay and I was right; if you win this season, it will continue 703’s latest trend of having only female winners post-SI, with Charley winning Siem Reap, Danielle winning Tokelau, you winning Socotra, all cool stuff.

Having said all that, the reason you became an underdog pre-merge in the first place was because you put yourself in that position by being a little, well... Annoying. Almost everyone would get constantly frustrated by you, you worked waaay too hard to save lost causes Ivy (she barely even said hi to the tribe) and Luna (she highkey sucked at challenges), trying to get all female alliances going (lol but Lex shut that shit down <3) and sending 10 or more messages at a time. Whenever someone would take more than 1 minute to reply to you (it was legit one minute, I counted) you would start freaking out, thinking they were gonna send you home at the next tribal. No, some people actually have stuff in real life they need to attend to before checking their fb messages tf. So my first questions for you are: Do you think someone annoying and suffocating should win Survivor? Why/Why not? And, do you agree you were annoying and suffocating? Please feel free to elaborate, you’re good at that after all.

Another thing that sorta bothered me about you was how you would put yourself in such a high standard, calling yourself a super loyal player when in fact you were anything but. You were pretty much ready to flip on Darsah post-swap had Bryce and I not snatched Rob to our side first, and when it was time for you to vote me out, I understand you had to lie and all that, but you actually had the audacity of PMing me at least 3 times during the day telling me you were worried people were gonna flip on you during that vote. You were voting me out so all the talks about how you were worried that Darsah wouldn’t stick together were just unnecessary imo, so my next question to you is: Do you think I should vote for someone who lied when they didn’t have to? You also told me a million times that you wanted to keep Darsah strong, and yet here you sit next to a Matiaf, and yes you can try to argue that you would’ve taken Eva to the end but I’m pretty sure you wouldn’t have so my next question is, why should any Darsah vote for you when you didn’t keep your word?

And finally, the main thing that’s keeping me from voting you tonight is just the way you handled things with Lex. I understand you guys were fighting and all that, but the fact that you continued it even after she was voted out, saying things like “Can I add her back to the chat? I want to fight her” and calling her a bitch and all that, kinda left a bad taste in my mouth. I don’t care what she said or did, she’s 14, you’re 22, you should know better than to act that way smh. Do you think you handled that situation poorly? Is it really fair to get mad at someone for wanting you out when you also wanted them out? So yeah, lowkey you better give me something good for this because Lex was like my little sister in this game so it might make me not want to vote for you in the end.

Oh and one more thing, I read your speech and you mentioned you were aligned with Nam since Day 1, you were also aligned with Ella, Ivy and Luna since Day 1 and Ella and Nam weren’t even on your tribe lmao so out of curiosity, did you have any premades going into the season? And be honest about it, FTC is the time to finally tell the truth. So that’s it, remember to answer all of these burning questions xoxo.

Nam, I was very surprised when I saw you commenting in the tribe chat that you thought I hated you lol I actually really enjoyed playing with you this season! I found you to be very charming and funny, and I was rooting for you and glad for you when you ended up being the last Matiaf standing. I only got to play with you for a few rounds but I ~felt~ like I got to know you better than I did Yuki which was a good thing on your part. Like you said, you were the main reason I went home, had I not trusted you I would’ve played one of my artifacts and I would’ve stayed, but after the way things happened and hearing about the way you behaved after I was gone, it does make me question if there even was something true to anything you said, or if everything that came out of your mouth was a lie. I’m not even sure if your story about being at the hospital for days was just a ploy to get people to see you as not as into the game. So I want you to answer honestly, were you ever really hospitalized? If not, then why did you lie about it? If it was all true then, have you been eating more like I told you to?

Ok, so like with Yuki, I was also shocked by your behavior towards Lex and Bryce around F5/F4. I actually kinda saw it coming from Yuki but I never expected you to act that way, I mean, you called Bryce a bitch, a cunt, a dirty pig, a lapdog, etc. You said all of those things… to Bryce? Literally the guy who invented “popping off politely” because he can’t possibly and physically be rude to anyone ever. I saw a totally different side of you and it wasn’t a pretty one. First of all, I won’t even consider giving you my vote unless you apologize to Bryce for all the things you said to him. I don’t care if the apology isn’t sincere, you’re a good liar so try your best and apologize to Bryce for all the unnecessary comments to and about him and make it believable.

Ok, so Nam and Yuki, in the end you both messed up majorly with the social aspect of the game but both of you also played good games lol so I don’t really feel opposed to seeing either of you winning, and I wanna enjoy my new juror experience to the max, which is why I’m gonna give you guys a series of tasks (that are meant to be fun!) and if you both answer all of my previous questions, then whoever performs the best in these tasks will get my vote!

TASK #1

If there's anything you should know about me, is that I love parchments <3 All I ever really want from people is to put some thought and effort into their parchments, even more if they're meant to be for me! This season started out strong with Luna casting an iconic parchment for me at the first TC. But when you guys voted for me I was underwhelmed. I got parchments like this one:

^ now that's a boring ass parchment. None of those votes could even compare to the one I got on Day 6:

Omg can you feel the intensity??! So can I :') Luna <3333

So my first task for you is to make a new parchment for me! And it better be GOOD. Keep in mind that it's supposed to be a vote against me and not a vote for me so no ass kissing, you can be rude or vicious if you want w/e but be creative <3

TASK #2

-Yuki, I want you to compare each person who made the merge to a cat sticker <3 and to explain why you chose that sticker for them. For example:

This cat sticker would be Ivy because she ain't got time to WAIT for us to vote her out at TC, no oh, she's got places to go~!

Do this for all 12 people who made the merge please!

-Nam, last time we spoke you were celebrating the new year, so in honor of that I want you to assign people a zodiac animal, I think there are 12 of them so compare each person who made the merge to one of them, like who's the dragon, who's the horse, etc, and explain why you chose that animal for them!

TASK #3

Read the following comment and give the best possible answer you can come up with:

Omg! Are you straight? Like I really got a secret crush on you. Uhm... you know? Just a bit? Oh, was I so dumb I didn't noticed anything. Of course, you seem very manly, like I don't see any gal aura from u. Omg! I'm so.. like I feel so meh right now haha. Or is it just you're so cute and weird that I view it awkwardly? Oh, whut?! Anyway, I still like you, you're still gorgeous! :3

TASK #4

I loved this question that Brett from Svalbard asked, and the answers were really fun so I'm stealing his idea lol

"I want to see how well you know each member of the jury. Pretend you are taking each juror out on his or her dream date. Write a paragraph detailing exactly where and what you guys would do together for that date and whether or not they get a kiss at the end."

TASK #5

Imagine everyone on the jury returns for a future season, what would be the perfect format to bring each one of us back? For example, Luna should return for BvBvB as a beauty cause duh she's a social kind soul, or (earth angel) Aren should return for a Resurgence season because he had a ton of potential, etc. Do one like this for everyone on the jury!

TASK #6

Finally, you guys are trying to win mine, Miguel Angel De Gouveia Da Silva's vote, so you best answer questions about me tbhh:

For Yuki:

1. What is my daughter's name?
2. How old is she?
3. Which season did she play here on 703?

For Nam:

1. What's my favorite food?
2. Who started the ~vicious~ rumors about me having nudes?
3. Who is my favorite host this season?

Ok, so that is it! If you don't do all these tasks I'll just vote for the other person ;)

Like I said, you guys slayed this season and win or lose you should be proud. Good luck and take care!