*Joan stands up*
| “ | I want to play this jerrycan I stole from the production motorboats, I want to play it on Cali. | ” |
| –Joan | ||
| “ | Nathan brought a canister of matches smuggled up his ass, however the diet based on coconuts mainly has not allowed him to go to the toilet for 25 days, however, he seemed to have been so packed with bullshit that it just slid out of his crack through his short's leg into the floor. I stumbled upon it and decided to keep it. I want to play this lit match on Cali. | ” |
| –Joan | ||
Sadly we must confiscate this contraband as setting other contestants on fire grossly violates the rules of the show and this country. Cali will remain uncooked and all votes for Joan will count.
First Vote....
Joan.
Miggy.
Joan.
Joan. Three votes Joan, one vote Miggy.
Joan.
Joan. Five votes Joan, one vote Miggy.
13th Person Voted Out Of Survivor: Resurrection and the second member of our jury....
Joan.
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Joan, the tribe has spoken.
After a very divided vote last round, you guys all came together for this one. The problem with that is, now Joan is gone and you're all still here. Can't stay united for long in a game like this. Someone's going to find themselves in this spot in a few days, and hopefully you each have a plan if it winds up being you. Grab your stuff and head on out.