Kyle's Jury Speech

Kesha tribe, getting your look at the true winner of Survivor: Chaos. Heather Leigh Cameron, also known as Priscilla Pringle, the main protagonist in 'The Predicament of Priscilla Pringle or All's Swell…. 
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 <hr>All corny ass jokes aside, it's time to get down to things! I don't really know what to say or do at this point, I feel like the 3 of you played rather luckluster games compared to some jurors (Emily, Aras, David). However, you made the end, so I can't discredit you for that.

I guess I'll just go in alphabetical order!</center> <hr>
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Elias, a lot of us feel you played a decent strategic game and were a large part of Aras and David leaving. However, I feel as though you played the WORST social game out of the remaining 3. You never made the effort to speak to certain people, myself included. However, despite this, I'm willing to give you a chance to explain yourself a little better. I have two questions for you.

1. How do you feel you did socially? 2. Were you the one who orchestrated any of the moves in this game? If so, which? <hr><table class="wikitable" style="margin:auto; text-align:center; font-size: 8pt;"><tr><td style="background-color:#FFFAFA;">

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Jake, I'm going to be completely honest here, I think you are getting third place and I do not feel as though there is anything that could turn that around. With that being said, I don't think this is your night! My questions for you:

1. Out of his large, rich body of work, which work(s) by American actor, writer, producer, and director Donald Frank "Don" Cheadle Jr. is/are your favorite(s)? 2. Besides getting the idol played on you, what was your best game move? <hr><table class="wikitable" style="margin:auto; text-align:center; font-size: 8pt;"><tr><td style="background-color:#FFFAFA;">

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Luca, some believe you played a weak game. However I feel you are *lady gaga voice*talented, brilliant, incredible, amazing, showstopping, spectacular, never the same, totally unique and as of right now I AM VOTING FOR YOU TO WIN THIS GAME. Wig flew. My questions for you are: 

1. What was your best move this game? 2. If given the choice, would you change anything you did? If so, what? Anyway next, our last finalist... <hr><table class="wikitable" style="margin:auto; text-align:center; font-size: 8pt;"><tr><td style="background-color:#FFFAFA;">

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Whitney, You're perfect ?, you're beautiful ?, you look ? like Linda Evangelista ?.. You're a model ? ?. Everything ? about you ☞ is perfect ?! Did you stone ? those tights ? ? Oh, you're smiling ? ! They eat ? her up ? EVERY?SINGLE?TIME? she's on that damned ? stage ?.She ?ftsdbsds?. She could walk ? out there in a fucking ? diaper ? and they'll ? be like ?: "Whitney! ? Your smile ? is beautiful! ?".
1. We know by all we're all ugly. On a scale of 1-10 how ugly is this final 3 in your opinion? 2. Stretch, kick, curtain up Don't pop the head, it's showtime folks An actress ain't got coins for cabs That's why I paint for subway dads Judy, Julie, Audrey too As a little boy, I lived for you Now I'm a dame, I own the stage Five, six, seven, eight, off the page Y'all might think I live for drama I just want you to feel mama Showy queen, that's my name Subway fish is how I came Express, create, the theater's safe Don't come for me, 'cause Love Trumps Hate Life imitates art Dreams come true NYC, I'm coming through?

Bikini girl out. (Also thank you to whoever made the bora bora font because I stole it) <center> </center>