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i am your host eve o'connor and i will be guiding you through a fact-filled jury speech that is sure to shock the viewing audience at home and make gasping noises loud enough to be heard all across the globe. first of all i would like to congratulate our final three on making it this far and thank the hosts for an iconic season! now, let the tea sloshing begin.
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★·.·´¯`·.·★ ELIAS ★·.·´¯`·.·★</big></center><div class="floatright">

</div>well, we surely had a pretty rocky relationship. we never really got along very well, and i honestly can't really think of a justification for that. i think we distanced from each other after the screenshot exposé which is also when i started to actually want you out of the game, plus the fact we were never on a tribe together before that and thus never really spoke much to each other. when we were put on a tribe together though, i tried to throw the challenge to vote you and then when we were actually at tribal you were immune, which is... yikes. i do want to apologize for throwing to get you out though, i understand how frustrating that can be.
<p>i have to say i'm impressed with your game and how you successfully avoided becoming a target post-merge when you still had a penalty vote and could easily end up being a target. i don't know why exactly you were never considered our target but i think you worked things out with nic and he said he had respect for you for having a penalty vote just like him so we agreed with him to go for jake instead. after that you were free to vote how you wanted and i have to say it was a pretty bold move to go against the majority and vote me when the idol was used. i didn't pay much attention to what you did after that but i think you avoided being a target for the most part and you definitely have really strong jury management.
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★·.·´¯`·.·★ JAKE ★·.·´¯`·.·★</big></center><div class="floatleft">

</div>i didn't really have a problem with you until around the time right before the merge when you started acting really shady in the main chat and constantly shading people like mikey and nic out of nowhere and when they weren't even online. i felt like it was a little arrogant on your end so that's why i defended mikey that one time and thus pretty much started an argument that ended up dividing the game post-merge. since then we kind of cut all ties, which is understandable.
<p>i respect the way you didn't wait for others to tell you who to vote and rather just voted who you wanted, some would say that's silly but i find it totally respectable that you didn't give a fuck who others were voting and didn't just resort to being a spineless sheep/follower to whichever side you felt more secure in. i'm surprised you and emily actually got david to give you his idol because i was REALLY certain he'd keep it to myself since it was obvious if he used it on anyone else the target would instantly switch over to him the tribal after it was used, that being the reason why i didn't use mine. i think ultimately you played a somewhat messy game but i think you definitely rose to the occasion and played the most chaotic game, so that's a good thing.
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★·.·´¯`·.·★ LUCA ★·.·´¯`·.·★</big></center><div class="floatright">

</div>if i'm being honest, i think you honestly have the highest chances of getting my jury vote, simply because you easily played the least messiest game. it is true you never made any really big moves for yourself, but the truth is you never needed to. i think you successfully avoided being the target week after week and that's a really big accomplishment right there. i felt you really trusted me and it came kind of as a surprise because i felt you were strongly aligned with david/emily/jake pre-merge. the fact you managed to stay in the game after the spice hoes kept leaving side by side without gaining any sort of target on your back i think was amazing and pretty hard to pull off since you were associated with most of us.
<p>it's hard to compare you to the other two because their games were a lot more out there, but if i were to go off of who played the best, i think it would probably be you. you have the best social game out of the three and best jury management tied with elias i believe. you stayed in the middle and played a really impressive under-the-radar game. well done!
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<hr><center>that is it for my jury speech. again, congratulations to all three of you and you're more than welcome to defend yourselves if you think anything i said isn't exactly true! this was a pretty fun season and although i was extremely bitter over my elimination and will eternally hold grudges against each and every single one of you (jk), i'm over it and ready to flop in my next survivor org. i wish all of you best of luck in becoming 703's next survivor superstar and also can't wait to see you all again on all-stars. mark your calendars and glue down your wigs with super ultra hot glue 500°f blaze that bitch up. goodnight friends and fats.
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<big>*•.¸♡ drives off in pink ferrari ♡¸.•*</big></center>