You all can literally line up to eat my ass. 

I don't need your damn pity, I don't need your validation, your vote would be nice but I think I have a better chance at getting James Franco to agree to have a threesome with me and Gilbert Godfried. 

I'm not going to win. Guess who else isn't? Any of you.

So screw your little questions. Screw your OTT shadey answers. Screw your fake "pulling for me".

I underestimated how much getting told "you have no shot" multiple times in a row would affect me. I am quite a sensitive soul.

So instead of hoping to convince anyone to vote for me, I'll just ease my own frustration by crushing that hope myself.

Fuck. you. all.