Bjane of My Existence/Confessionals

Day 9

“	Joe be like "good carry us in the challenge" like bish what did I do last time? Honestly most of these hoes deserve each other smh... Don't get me wrong, I'm sure they're all good people, but woo girl not in the challenges...	”
–Perry

“	I really wish Liam was kidnapped instead of Diego so Liam could have stayed. I wanted a chance to play with him	”
–Joe

“	I really love bubble bees, like its my fav flash game ever tbh. But like as a formal request I reallllllly want to do a scavenger hunt tbh! I want to take cute selfies with random objects! But flash games are pretty sweet too, I mean the brawns are really living up to their name! We are smashing it! We've only had to go to tribal so far due to an inactive, and it's quite a nice change from Atismo in Africa. I'm honestly so happy with this game so far, it's been such happy sailing! Granted a swap is anticipated which will fuck me up the wall without lube, but I'm trying to not think about that, right now I'm in a happy paradise. But pls if I swap I want it to be after more scary people are gone. (perry szymon dom nuno leave please ) The sad thing is that out in the viewing lounge, I can almost guarantee that the four of them are the most popular. I mean I know I'm like, more of a middle man when it comes to popularity, I think it's mainly because I haven't really shunted myself into the community with all of the big names. I mean I'm not saying I don't like them four, I love three of them but only out of the game. In the game they scare me shitless, so I want them all gone. The chances of that happening are next to none but I have hope. And hell if going against the favs makes me hated or a villain, then good. That's exactly what I want to be. I think I sound like really salty and envious here lmao, but hey, we can't have the big names taking up the entire show, I'll try my upmost to take them down and out. If I fail, then at least I tried. But who knows, Beauty and Brains might have the same philosophy as me and then the underdogs may rise, but for now we will always just have people going along with the populars. And don't get me wrong, popularity is like the thing I'm best at in real life (everyone wants a bi friend apparently), but it's a nice experience. I'm just thinking ahead here, Nuno and Szymon will take me under their wing if I end up with them, they'll just try to control me because, let's be honest, I'm pretty trusting, but that's changing. Anyway, that's my little rant over. I have been thinking ahead if in case we lose immunity, and I think it will be either Tom or Alex to go. I've buddied up with Alex but he's too shady and j don't like it, so I've already drawn on a template on his back ready for my knife . This game I'm basically taking no prisoners, these asshats better be ready because I will honestly try my hardest to fuck them up! 🌝 Moving on swiftly, I think I have alliances figured out over on brains. I think Szymon is on the outs over there () and the majority is run by Perry and Dom () so I really hope they flop last and we win, because in which case I'll probably try and persuade the tribe to kidnap someone like Luke () probably, I wanna see them all turn on each other and end up like the real brains tribe! Beauty however is a bit more vague, Diego () didn't seemed to fussed about being kidnapped, so I think he had a cosy alliance, probably with Nuno () and Sarah (😐). They seemed to of blindsided Liam pretty well, so that's pretty interesting. Anyway, that's all I have to say at the moment really!	”
–Sam

“	It turns out I'm not the only one onto Wes saying barely anything in the counteralliance chat. Alex went up to me about it, and we both basically just complained together about how much we hate our tribe [: Then he drops the Final 2 bomb, and yeah uh, OF COURSE i'm accepting. We're officially now the #ParanoidTwats and I say fuck it, this is the greatest alliance name ever. How much validity does this have? None, not until we go to tribal. But the brilliant thing I've noticed in my endgame alliances with Tom and Alex is that they should usually be a bigger target than me. Is anyone really gonna go for "the antagonist of Isla del Sol" or the winner of Minoan Empire over me? HOPE NOT, but I doubt it. But the sky's the limit with this alliance, cause I know Alex is game-savvy, and if I get the opportunity to run to the end with this guy I'm gonna do it. YEAH SO UPDATE: Apparently Wes has just been busy? Idk, dude said something about a promotion, I know he has college classes, but I'm still on alert with him. I kinda connected the dots a few hours ago cause my last individual talk with Wes concerned Tom being a sort of loose cannon, and in my last individual talk with Will, he randomly asked me what I thought of Tom. So if they are working together, which I'm pretty damn sure they are, and we go to tribal, I HAVE to make it look like Tom and I aren't as close as we are and that I'd be willing to vote him out. And I sadly may have to should that bridge be crossed. I still need to get this fucking Sam kid out. Thank god. No forced tribal twist just yet, just a straight up tribal immunity challenge. I've been expecting this, and I fully see something going down at the round of 18. I. NEED. THIS. SAFETY.	”
–Evan

“	30 minutes in and I'm sick of this game already. FUCK YOU BUBBLE BEES, AND THIS GAME DOESN'T EVEN MAKE SENSE, CAN'T THE BEES JUST POP A BUBBLE WITH THEIR STINGERS. Insanity aside, I'm hoping for something within the 5-10k range.	”
–Evan

“	Bees? Bees bees bees bees bees? Bees.	”
–Sarah

“	I've noticed the Bees move in algorithms of sinusoidal waves. ...By that I mean they move in patterns by going up and down. Fuck whatever I wanted to apply my knowledge of calculus in this okay	”
–Evan

“	Honestly Szymon, get offline if you're just gonna be useless. It's stupid as shit to throw challenges and ignore people. Congratulations, you will not win this season.	”
–Luke

“	Skye Confesh	”
–Alex

“	I've had a lot of going on lately and I'm definitely out of loop in my tribe, and i just can't wait to make a swap. If we lose, i just need to make sure that I'm gonna be kidnapped, and then i will just spill all the tea to the entire tribe that would pick me, because i will not stick with this tribe as a whole, i would love to personally work with Domonique/Joe/Tyler. I told Dom/Joe that i want to still work with them after Miguel was gone which is true but NOT when perry/luke are in this tribe. I will literally do everything to make sure that their cocky ass is going to be send home, because i have a strong feeling that both of them are taking this game way more serious than should. I will not give up and will do all in my power to MAKE A SWAP AND THEN FLIP to find my own secure ground with people. I miss Miguel bae so much and i will AVENGE him no matter what	”
–Szymon

“	Waiting for something interesting too happen but we keep on winning *Throws hands in in the air*	”
–Tom

“	Oh my god these challenges have been terrible for me. I have gotten nothing but terrible scores in almost all of them. Like tonight I am going to pray to the survivor gods and ask for robot unicorn attack, color or something I am good at. Damn man...	”
–Kaeden

“	Okay so I'm trying to connect with Szymon. Not REALLY sure how well it's working. He's a nice person, I was just frustrated with him earlier, especially because we weren't talking. He may think I'm being totally fake (rip) but I am hoping we get to like actually work together... We'll see?	”
–Perry

“	We really need to win this challenge, not because I don't want to vote anyone off, but because I need to get away from these people	”
–Diego

“	Life stuff seems to become a frequent thing in ORGs. With some recent things that have happened (which I won't say), I don't know if I can go on with this season. If I do, I won't really be able to give my 100%. But I don't want to be the guy who quit 703 on the All-Stars season. Especially since it's both my last ORG and I've waited some time for it. I hate being in this position of choosing. I turned in a score that was lower than I could actually probably get, if that's any clue of my current troubles. I just don't know...	”
–Luke

“	My tribe is literally a flop. I say "Guys, the other tribes will destroy us if we just submit shit scores like this". The reaction? *submits shit score anyway* I feel like they're trying to throw this, because nobody can flop that bad in challenges, even if their name is Zane or Bjorn.	”
–Nuno

“	By the way: Two sides of the same coin...... AND THEY'RE BOTH ABOUT A MESS LOL. Perry told me about how Brain is a mess (and like, I'm sure Beauty is the real mess). Apparentely, and I quote: "Dom wants to cut everyone" "Luke is pissing everybody off" "Joe is super paranoid" "Szymon is not giving a shit" "Tyler is just there" So...... Yeah, Joe is paranoid, but what if what he told me was true and Perry is lying 😮? (Me when I don't know if it is Joe being paranoid or Perry lying). Anyways, if I want to find out more about this messy arc, I need to survive and this is gonna be hard when my tribe really wants to lose. Yikes, what a mess.	”
–Nuno

“	Ok, Bjorn, go get a shitty score and ignore everything said on chat...... We are legit gonna lose at this rate, people are not trying at all. Ok. They're actually trying, but...... There is no way I will be loyal to this alliance for any longer. You can't align yourself with flops if all of you tribe is full of flops.	”
–Nuno

“	Honestly Nuno you are not my mom oke! He is really scaring me because he is saying that my score sucks and that I need to multiply it by 4 at least. This challange is really hard for me and I dont appreciate him bitching about it. I dont trust him at all as an Alliance member eighter. Im not good in challanges and I dont have time to play them like the whole day, so he shouldnt be such a bitch. I feel like he might need to go home if we lose, I dont care if he is the best at challanges on our tribe, I dont trust him.	”
–Bjorn

“	Can we just talk about Samuel messing up the easiest fucking thing in a fucking challenge... taking a screenshot? What a flop.....	”
–Alex

“	I talked to sarah about nuno being a dictator. If we lose I want nuno gone tbh, I trust Diego more than Nuno at this point	”
–Bjorn

“	Praying that we don't go to tribal again. I've talked to Bjorn and we've both kind of been turned off by Nuno being really...pushy? Yeah, pushy, over wanting us to get over 13k in this challenge. Child that it is a ridiculous expectation. We're beauty not brawn, and we're not known for being challenge beasts!!I love Nuno, but he's showing a really serious thirst for victory, and it makes me wonder what lengths he'll go to in order to win this entire thing. It makes me wonder if he'll flip if he needs to. At the same time, he's been our biggest cheerleader, so I'm having a hard time telling if he's cutthroat or just enthusiastic. So for now, tentatively targeting Nuno, if not, then Diego.	”
–Sarah

“	We are the Beauty tribe for real. We are the pretty people who just sit around camp doing nothing and we aren't pulling ANY weight, because Bjorn and Zane do not understand how the game works, and even with all the tips we gave them, THEY DON'T TRY. I am seriously thinking about going against my alliance and getting them out next. Diego has pulled his weight way more. I seriously think Bjorn and Zane are awesome, but they suck much at challenges they are the bane of my existence at the moment. The Zane and Bjane of my existence.	”
–Nuno

Day 10

“	TFW your tribe wins 4 straight challenges in a row	”
–Evan

“	Samuel making it obvious that him and Boo are aligned, "Boo hasn't really done well in challenges....." *gets 2nd on his tribe*, Sam you are so dumb, YOU ARE REALLY DUMB, FOR REAL MessyHair	”
–Alex

“	Me when Zane keeps getting kidnapped when he's not even going home LMAO	”
–Nuno

“	So we're going to tribal and highkey offended that Kilbride didn't invite me back, like have fun with Zane the square. But I get home and Nuno has already messaged me to vote out Bjorn, who I actually trust rn. I honestly feel like he, Boo, and Sarah all have an alliance cause Nuno DOES NOT want to vote for Sarah even though she's placed fairly low in both the flash game challenges. I don't want to get Jace'd and be voted out for hardcore campaigning to keep Bjorn but I also feel like I don't really have a voice on what happens at tribal	”
–Diego

“	Diego trying to get Sarah out when he is going home...... Sarah trying to vote Diego when Bjorn is being shady..... our tribe is legit screwed and me and Boo are hoping for a swap lol	”
–Nuno

“	Well my flip tribe lost again and we are back at tribal. I've formed a final 2 with Nuno and told him about the idol to gain even more trust. He wanted to flip on Bjorn but Sarah wasn't feeling it and I agreed that it wasn't the time. We are gonna go for Diego and hopefully our YAS Squad can slay this upcoming challenge or hopefully there is some sort of swap to save our days.	”
–Boo

“	So Nuno and Boo agreed to vote for Sarah which makes me happy because i want to see her go home but I also feel that it was to easy to convince them to vote for Sarah which makes me think that they're voting against me so they don't really care whether I vote Sarah or Bjorn	”
–Diego

“	00p bye Diego I can't help it if everyone else sucks!!1!	”
–Perry

“	nuno that piece of shit is targetting me goddammit. Luckely I have sarah and boo who are saying they have my back. Thank god. Diego has to go cause sarah and zanna want her out first But if nuno and I swap on the same tribe, its gonna be bye nuno	”
–Bjorn

“	Im talking to szymon and apparantly Perry knows that we know that szymon is on the bottom. I told the YAS alliance that we should kidnap szymon if we get the chance. Nuno and Perry are very close apparantly, Nuno must have told Perry this. My trust in Nuno is really 0.0% lol. Hopefully I can trust Sarah and Boo, cause if not, Im going home tonight. Perry knows that Diego is on the bottom too btw, if he got that from Nuno, that would mean that Diego is going home tonight and Im still safe	”
–Bjorn