"F*ck This Entire Situation"
Season Survivor: San Marcos
Episode Number 15/15
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F*ck This Entire Situation is the season finale of Survivor: San Marcos.

Challenges[edit | edit source]

Immunity Challenge: Fallen Comrades. I'll be giving you quotes from each of of your 15 eliminated castaways. All you have to simply do is guess who said it! You are not allowed to contact anyone to ask if they said the quote OR share answers with each other! The person with the most correct guesses wins immunity and a spot in the final 5!

Winner: Sim.

Immunity Challenge: Five Stations. Read carefully! Your ultimate goal is to correctly assemble a puzzle. In order to do so you must collect 5 bags of puzzle pieces, each located at a different station scattered around a 'maze'. You must go to each station, one at a time and complete a task. Once you have obtained the target goal of the task, you will untie your bag of puzzle pieces, and continue to the next station.

Winner: Nathaniel.


Immunity Challenge: The San Marcos Trials. Today, you'll be competing in the San Marcos Trials! These trials are designed to test how badly you want a spot in the final three and the title of Sole Survivor. For each trial, you'll get points depending on how well you do. First place will get 5 points, second place will get 3 points, third place will get 1 point, and fourth place will get no points.

Winner: Nick.

Tribal Council[edit | edit source]

Tribal Council 16: Yaknad[edit | edit source]

Tribal Council 16:
Yaknad
First Vote Revote
Voted
Against
Voter Voted
Against
Voter
ChrisS22.png
Chris (3 votes)
ClaudiaS22.pngNickS22.png
SimS22.png
Claudia, Nick & Sim
SheaS22.png
Shea (4 votes)
NathanielS22.pngSimS22.png
ChrisS22.pngClaudiaS22.png
Nathaniel, Sim, Chris & Claudia
ClaudiaS22.png
Claudia (3 votes)
ChrisS22.pngNathanielS22.pngSheaS22.png
Chris, Nathaniel & Shea
NathanielS22.png
Nathaniel (1 vote)
NickS22.png
Nick
None NickS22.png
Nick (1 vote)
SheaS22.png
Shea
VOTED OFF:
SheaS22.png
Shea

Voting Confessionals[edit | edit source]

Im_a_chicken_nugget

Im a chicken nugget

–Shea


Ellis can go!!!

But my vote is for Chris

–Nick


Let's do this girl

–Chris


i am like out of witty parchments to make rip

it gets exhausting throwing shade for 10 tribals straight

–Sim


Claudia, if it's me, then I wish you all the best. If not, well, it's been fun playing with you!

–Nathaniel


I feel like what we're doing is kind of dumb but it's funny

–Claudia



Revote Confessionals[edit | edit source]

We really messed up this tribal.

–Shea


*nervous af*

–Nick


You're insane I hope we never speak again

–Chris


Whether you or I go home

It's been amazing to play with you You really are the best ally anyone could ask for ❤

–Nathaniel


I really do like you, but you seem very against me, so this is about me trying to get to the end

–Claudia



Final Words[edit | edit source]

I'm not sad, I'm really happy with how I played and I can leave this game knowing I played a game like I've never played before. I made merge for the first time ever and I flipped on everyone and made huge moves. I love the Final 5 on a deep and personal level and I can't wait to see how this turns out. Love you guys ❤

–Shea



Tribal Council #17: Yaknad[edit | edit source]

Tribal Council 17:
Yaknad
Voted
Against
Voter
ClaudiaS22.png
Claudia (3 votes)
ChrisS22.pngNickS22.pngSimS22.png
Chris, Nick & Sim
ChrisS22.png
Chris (2 votes)
ClaudiaS22.pngNathanielS22.png
Claudia & Nathaniel
VOTED OFF:
ClaudiaS22.png
Claudia

Voting Confessionals[edit | edit source]

I am so sorry I have to go back on my word, but you would sweep me and anyone else in jury. This has been the hardest vote for me in my entire org career and I sincerely hope we can still be friends once this is over with.

–Nick


Let's hope this isn't my first wrong vote

And Chris is such an amazing player, tbh This vote will determine how this game ends

–Nathaniel


This is the single hardest vote I've ever casted. I am truly sorry :(

–Chris


Nothing but respect for you! <3 But also fuck you a little bit

–Claudia



Final Words[edit | edit source]

Thank you hosts for such a good season! This is honestly the best game I've ever been in and even though it sucks coming so close to the end, I can still say I'm really happy with how it went. Also was lucky enough to make some amazing friends.

So yeah, thank all of you guys for breaking my wikia virginity and I hope I can return in future for round 2! 💜

–Claudia



Tribal Council #18: Yaknad[edit | edit source]

Tribal Council 18:
Yaknad
Voted
Against
Voter
ChrisS22.png
Chris (3 votes)
NickS22.pngNathanielS22.pngSimS22.png
Nick, Nathaniel & Sim
NathanielS22.png
Nathaniel (1 vote)
ChrisS22.png
Chris
VOTED OFF:
ChrisS22.png
Chris

Voting Confessionals[edit | edit source]

I love you so much, but if I want any chance of winning, I need to get rid of the winner.

–Nick


Chris, it's you or me. Whoever survives probably wins. Good luck!

–Nathaniel


You've played a good game, but it's my game now

–Chris


I know you're probably really mad, but if this FTC is anything like the rest of the season, you'd win hands down. You're also probably wondering why Nathaniel was allowed, but the key word is allowed, and maybe he isn't all that he's hyped up to be, whereas you actually are. This was honestly a last minute decision, and I'm so sorry, but I know you'd win because I'd vote for you in a heartbeat.

–Sim



Final Words[edit | edit source]

Well I played my heart out. I gave it all I had, but sadly it wasn't enough. I'm really proud of myself for being the final newbie standing. I think I played a good game. I know I left on a negative note but it's hard not to after such a long game. I believe I would have won if I made final tribal. I wish Nick, Nat and Sim the best of luck. You got the villain of San Marcos out of this game!

–Chris



Final Tribal Council[edit | edit source]

Tribal Council 19:
Jury Vote
Voted for
Winner
Voter
NickS22.png
Nick (5 votes)
ChrisS22.pngJennaS22.pngAustinS22.png
BrandonS22.pngRhiannonS22.png
Chris, Jenna, Austin,
Brandon & Rhiannon
NathanielS22.png
Nathaniel (3 votes)
ClaudiaS22.pngRenzS22.pngElmoS22.png
Claudia, Renz & Elmo
SimS22.png
Sim (1 vote)
MalikS22.png
Malik
SECOND RUNNER-UP:
SimS22.png
Sim
RUNNER-UP:
NathanielS22.png
Nathaniel
SOLE SURVIVOR:
NickS22.png
Nick

Voting Confessionals[edit | edit source]

You played well... good job hope you win

–Chris


Stellar FTC performance! You earned this!

–Jenna


If you told me in Azer if I'd later on vote for nick to win 703 I'd tell you you're fucking insane. To one of my most notorious enemies, to my most loyal ally in this game, congratulations, you earned it.

–Austin


Nick, I worked my tail off to make sure that you and sim had a chance at this finale! Well after more than two weeks of convincing my fellow jury members that you and sim were better players, i think that my work has paid off, i hope you win my friendx you deserve it :)

–Brandon


Nathaniel, you've danced your way to the fire and I'm so proud of your accomplishments in this very difficult season. Win or lose, you gotta keep your head up. I also wanna say that if you lose, it's because the jury would rather vote for a friend than the person who played the best game and risen over mediocrity. It's been a pleasure playing with you, and I hope you win.

–Renz


As much as I hate to determine my vote on a FTC game, you matched the answers I hoped for the best of the 3 jurors, best of luck to you!

–Rhiannon


After thinking this for soo long I think that you responded best to my questions! Hopefully you get four votes more! Good luck!!

–Elmo


'm annoyed people might think I'm voting a certain way but I did legit think between the three of them sjsbsbs but originally, I was going to vote Nathaniel. However, you convinced me otherwise.

–Malik



Trivia[edit | edit source]

References[edit | edit source]

External links[edit | edit source]

Survivor: San Marcos Episodes

Actions Prove Loyalty

· Self Preservation Is Key
· Transforming Them Into Pawns
· No Blood On My Hands
· Destroyed The Tribe
· I Feel Nothing
· Sold Their Soul To The Tri-Headed Devil
· My Current Dilemma
· The Purple Blood Summit
· Talking Mad Shit
· Shea Needs MEDICATION
· WHAT THE F*CK?
· He's Such A Stupid Little Bitch
· You're Fake As F*ck
· F*ck This Entire Situation
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