Holy Macaroni/Confessionals

Day 14

“	After Boo's vote	”
–Sam

“	I didn't get a single vote wtf my information was false	”
–Tyler

“	This tribal was actually...liberating. I've been shitting bricks being on the same tribe as Nuno and Boo because they were a power couple. They were trying to come for Bjorn, my closest ally in this game, and I could sense they were edging me out, and that feels fucking uncomfortable. This is probably the best outcome for my game because I'm really comfortable with Luke, we've had great conversations and I feel a lot of sincerity from him. I spoke with him already about harboring no hard feelings, and how I secretly wanted to see Boono (celebrity couple name) taken down a few pegs. Nuno was really started to run things back when we were Dunan, and the tribe swap so far has been better than I could have hoped. I was under the impression that Boono, Luke, and Perry were a SUPER TIGHT cross-tribe alliance, but the cracks are getting larger, and I'm jumping across while I can.	”
–Sarah

“	So there I was, collaborating with Dom to find the idol, and she figured it's gotta be a U coordinate with all the u's in the idol clue. I guessed U22 because it's some album off some band named U2, and I found the idol, or, at least, WHERE THE IDOL USED TO BE. After short thought, I'm about 99% sure Alex has it, because he was the one to suggest U2 as a guess a while back and I figure he'd guess U22 right after. Eventually I plan on being all like 'omg the idols not there who has it' and see if he confesses. If he lies, Alex, the Final 2's over, though I still need you for the short run so irdc [:	”
–Evan

“	I am THRILLED Boo is out. Dude is a shady fuck and honestly I can't have that in my life. Fucking TOODLES. Anyway the Kilbride idol was found. Evan got the right place but it was found. My best guess is that Will has it which makes things complicated. It would be him or Kaeden the first tribal so it's best to just split it the first vote. If Will plays the idol, Kaeden goes. He doesn't, Will goes. I just hope Alex and Tom are truly with us but if not, Szy has Bjorn so it would be 5-4. But still, the idol complicates so many things. I hate idols when they're not in my hands, I really do	”
–Joe

“	NunoConfessionalSkyeIslands	”
–Nuno

“	Holy macaroni! Boo got voted out who I once considered my closest alie, but after I found out about the cross tribal alliance thingy: Perry, Luke, Nuno, Boo, I didnt trust him anymore. Sarah is still my closest alie and she told me what happened. She is safe over there smile emoticon Hopefully a beauty going home is good for me too, cause it might make me a lesser target. Brawn still seems solid on our tribe so hopefully we wont go to tribal	”
–Bjorn

“	Legit, the Brains tribe are so...... misplaced. "I think they're going to backstab us" "Let's blindside them" "Oh, turns out they weren't going to backstab. We should ask them to work with us though". Like, look yourself in a mirror, repeat those words, and tell me: is that a smart thing to do? Do you seriously have the courage to ask someone you just backstabbed that you want to work with them? Well, I really do not know what to do. My brain says stay with brains, my heart says go with brawn. After all, they clearly don't trust us if they just backtab us like that. And we shouldn't trust them.	”
–Nuno

“	Fucking Nuno, why is he such a bad fucking player. He is an emotional wreck here. I told him 'Look, I'll try to kidnap you so you will be safe.' BUT today I learn the mother fucker is throwing me under the bus to Bjorn, who told Will. They both told Szymon and I had to do a ton of damage control. I think it worked but I'm not gonna forget about this. Nuno will go and I will laugh in his face when he does because you just blew up your own game fucker.	”
–Joe

“	Omg, I just found the most useful book of my life on a bookstore. It's called "How To Lose People's Trust In You In 10 Minutes". So far, the author is unknown, but they told me the initials are A. and P. :O	”
–Nuno

“	Stupid fucking hoes starting drama. Nuno and Joe planting a chip in peoples head about an alliance a couple people weren't included in. Or, it could be Bjorn being desperate as fuck and trying to put the target on Joe to save his ass if we go to tribal. Who knows, all beauties do is start shit. So I have pieced this together. Bjorn contradicted himself and gave it away. He said "this is a secret alliance nobody should know about." then said "Joe told me". That makes no fucking sense. He is obviously desperate and needs to shut up.	”
–Kaeden

“	Everyone is doing entirely too much. My plan is going to be to Tyler's Canada/Generations strategy, which is develop strong relationships with people, lay low and make small subtle strategic moves that can get me to the end. Hopefully it works :)	”
–Domonique

“	The next immunity challenge is Tetris which I suck at so yay I get to add it to my resume of mediocrisy! Whatever challenge skills i had before seem to have all but vanished this season, but tbh I'm not mad about that. I think this season has a lot of big egos so I hopefully don't pose a big threat to the others since I'm more of a background character right now. I've decided that from now on my closest ally will be Wes. Perry has allies falling out of his pockets and I think Luke and I are close but I don't think I'm anywhere near his number one. Wes saved me when i needed him to, and he seems like he's an honest guy so I feel like he is the most trustworthy person right now.	”
–Tyler

“	One disadvantage of being away from this game mostly the past couple of days? I can't fucking monitor some of my alliance members to prevent them from doing dumb shit. Joe and I are supposed to be aligned, but he didn't even tell me that he told Nuno basically the whole spiel over here on Kilbride - what the majority alliance would be. Reluctantly enough, that information went right back to Bjorn, a random outsider I planned on getting rid of sooner or later. Bjorn told Will this, and I haven't been addressed about this situation from anyone other than Szymon. Szymon and Joe basically tried to fan the flames of everything, and they're telling me it's all fine right now. If it is? Cool, my cover's safe. If it isn't? Cool as well, Joe and Szy are gonna be called out and targeted as liars. However, if the moment comes when I'm approached by Bjorn, Will, or Kaeden asking me if I'm in any other alliance, particularly this majority one, I'm gonna have to deny it myself, because frankly, I can't throw Szy, Joe, Dom, Alex, and Tom under the bus. We're majority anyways (even though the group hasn't officially been formed. yeah whatever I'm trying to piece it together and it's almost there). As long as we're rolling together, nothing can stop us. Of the 6, I actually trust Dom the most based off what's happened in the game so far. Szy would be a close second. Both have been nothing but great help so far. Joe has loose lips, Alex is hiding this idol from me, and Tom's a bit wild. I still trust all of these people, but it's always good to have a hierarchy in my head. I actually have a brilliant method towards thrashing this challenge - Tetris. See, you can pause the game, and if I can hit print screen and quickly pause, I will always have time to plan my current and future move. The problem? I STILL FUCKING SUCK AT TETRIS. I would build up half the fucking board up, be in need of a line, and never get it. That, and I still botch placements every now and then. And I already know the other tribe's gonna be balls to the walls in this challenge. WHATEVER. AS LONG AS I BEAT KAEDEN IN THE SCORE. [[1]] LOOK AT THIS. ALL I ASK FOR IS A LINE. IT NEVER CAME. THEN I LOST. Back to the drawing board.	”
–Evan

“	Looks like Bjorn is trying to stirr up shit, what a fucktard LMAO Skye Island Confesh-0 On the other hand, now I know kaeden is a goat and tells me information, so I'm losing interest in voting him out tbh :~)	”
–Alex

“	Me when Perry is being so subtle that I'm on the bottom like.... "Oh we just voted you out because we were paranoid we promise not to next time." I am still trying to understand who in their sane mind would say this. Did Sam scramble? Probably, Sam is the probably the biggest scrambler in this season, but who cares? Everyone is the same mess this season....	”
–Nuno

Day 15

“	Could it be??? Could we have finally seen the fall of Kilbride??? Is this real life???????????	”
–Tyler

“	When Bjorn is kidnapped	”
–Alex

“	We won! WOOHOO. I sure do not want to go to tribal anytime soon, considering I am probably on the bottom of this tribe. I really just see me being the next to go if we go to tribal, and that is a thing that people are trying to say is fake, but I don't buy it. Sarah has been talking more to Perry and taking sides with him in stuff so, well, you can obviously see where her loyalty would lie when we had to choose. Man, this is messy! I have no clue what to do next, but winning challenges is a good start.	”
–Nuno

“	Oh boy, have things gotten weird. I can tell it wasn't going to be a good day when it all started with Bjorn saying "I have something to tell you." He basically just opened a can of shit. I miss the nice relaxed days of old Kilbride. Bjorn made all these claims that Joe was trying to orchestrate this big alliance. But he didn't hear this from Joe, he heard about it form Nuno. It just became one big game or telephone and I have no clue what the original message was. I don't know who to believe. Of course Joe denied everything once word got around, but there are also some Brawn members that were supposed to be in it. Bjorn's story has some points that make a lot of sense. It also has a couple of holes but Bjorn sells it well. There is a reason he was on Beauty. This tribal would have already been a tough choice between Joe and Kaeden but now I have all of THIS to worry about. it's going to be a long day.	”
–Will

“	So yesterday we blindsided Boo. I felt bad about it, but he and Nuno were too strong a pair. Also Boo at least claims he had the idol. If that's true, it's one thing less for me to worry about. If he's lying, no harm done so far. For the time being, I'll have to assume he was lying for safety purposes. We also won immunity by means of a miracle. Apparently god (and Wes) was with us today. Not 100% sure what we're going to do moving forward, but I suspect a double tribal council is on the horizon.	”
–Perry

“	So I was talking to Perry about who he thinks Bjorn gave hi idol clue to and he's giving the shadiest responses. He didn't even know Bjorn was added to the tribe chat? Idk sounds shady... I think Perry got the idol clue and he didn't wanna share possibly... I'm keeping my eyes peeled	”
–Tyler

“	Yeah safe to say Kaeden was drunk as shit during this challenge. 220. Are you kidding me? Is this a joke? Initially, Bjorn was gonna go home, because he had blabbed, and it spread around quickly so he's kinda seen as this frantic, slightly annoying challenge liability. But he was kidnapped, and I got the vote on Kaeden in a fucking heartbeat. Everyone's cool with it, except Will. Of course, he's still under the Brawn mentality and him and Kaeden think the vote is Joe. However, Joe told me that Will said he'd be fine with Kaeden going, so long as other Brawns told him. So, Alex, Tom, and/or I will cover that later tomorrow. But yeah. YOU CAN STOP HEARING ME RANT ABOUT KAEDEN'S USELESSNESS NOW. FAREWELL. Alex and I have kinda noticed something with Tom. He's kinda crazy lol, but not crazy in the bad way, crazy in a good and slightly weird type of way. By that I mean he's always thinking a few rounds ahead (of course we all are but he's extremely vocal about it), he sometimes acts before thinking, and he has this sort of comical bravado to him that's fun and slightly stressful to deal with. I basically wanted to get an official majority alliance chat running, but Tom's like, nah, we'll just use them for their votes. I just want to say, Tom, you do realize that an alliance based off of individual talks among its members isn't going to last if a group chat isn't made, right? It's whatever. I think I'll just get a 4 man group of Dom, Szy, and Joe going just so they know I'm with them, and I genuinely am. So yeah. TOM, WAKE UP BROTHER.	”
–Evan

“	Yeah, kaeden has it in for him. Wants to score the lowest on the tribe and laugh about it. I think I'm happier to write his name down than I was writing Jakes or Andrei name down in IDS. And as the fairy tale goes along. Those two got voted out thanks to me. . So kaeden the tribe has spoken	”
–Tom

“	Me approaching Will about voting Kaeden after being the last vote: "Ok I'll do the same", you're such a BAAAAAAAAAAAAD liar Will, BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD	”
–Alex

“	Allright Im actually glad I got kidnapped cause I dont trust my tribe, they are all nice but nobody really talks a lot of strategy to me. I heard from nuno that Joe was starting a majority alliance without me in it, so I talked to szymon, will and kayden about it cause they were also not in it. But Joe did some damage control and I blamed everything on Nuno, who I dont trust anyways so yeah no big deal. Also, I still trust sarah the most on the other tribe so she obviously got the clue from me. She told me perry is really pushing for me to join there alliance of Perry, Luke, Sarah, Zane and probably someone else too. So thats a good thing cause if nobody is offering me an alliance that perry alliance is my only choice. Ofcourse I dont want a resurgence 2.0 so perry has to go at some point. But now I need him cause my fucking tribe isnt giving me anything to work with.	”
–Bjorn