It's That F*cking Easy/Confessionals

Day 12

“	Lowkey hoping Brian gets removed from the chat fast enough cause I'm scared! But YAS our first blindside, so exciting	”
–Miguel

“	When you're celebrating for voting out Brian but then you find out there's no swap https://38.media.tumblr.com/9ae3b93c4ed20d60008c744cc9263c49/tumblr_npnmlsQrdu1u6xk6jo2_250.gif	”
–Miguel

“	LEX WENT OFF ON BRIAN, SHE'S MY HERO, MY IDOL. I NEED HELP I CANT BREATHE	”
–Miguel

“	I love Justin	”
–Miguel

“	Can I do this challenge? FUCK YA AND I KILLED IT! But, if I play now, that will increase my chances of not being able to participate in the immunity challenge, and being on the outs of this tribe, immunity is the only thing keeping me safe.	”
–Rob

“	So, we're doing the reward-challenge, and there's NO swap yet? No. Fuck no. I don't believe it. I have this crazy-ass theory, so sit down if you're prepared to hear my dragonshit conspiracy: since Matiaf have to sit out two people, what if those two people swap tribes with the two Darsah who perform the worst in the challenge? It sounds very plausible, but also kind of worrying. I can seriously picture the underdogs on our tribe recruiting the Darsah. I'm seriously extremely surprised that there's no swap yet. Like, what the heck? Survivor isn't this easy, and I know that.	”
–Aren

“	I would've loved to have found the artifact, but I suppose the stars just didn't align for me. It just 'aint my week luck-wise. If we lose immunity, I want to boot Rob, Nick or Nam. We have the votes, we just gotta make sure that we don't have a saboteur in our midst.	”
–Aren

“	Aw, schnickeys... Third artifact has officially been found, and since we had the clue, it's probably somebody from our tribe. My prediction is Rob, because when the second artifact was found by Ella he went out on this little paranoia mission and asked everyone if they have it and now he's just laying low and staying quiet, kinda like a ninja. I've surprised myself in this ORG. Not only have I revealed that I do have good gameplay if I don't overplay. Additionally, I've found out that I'm actually a bit of a natural born leader. It sounds weird, I know -- 'Aren, the leader of Matiaf', but it's just how it is. I'm good at the challenges, it's just in my personality and I suppose, even in my blood. I'm really not sure what my fellow Matiaf think of me taking the wheel and seriously helping this tribe out, but hopefully it makes them want to keep me in the game. I'm the alpha-male at the moment and that'll either work as a blessing or a curse for me from now on. I might want to tone it down a bit, just so that things don't get too crazy. If there are two more rounds of these original tribes Darsah and Matiaf, I'm just praying that Matiaf wins both of the next immunities so that we can scar Darsah for good and leave them with a gaping wound-hole coming into the merge.	”
–Aren

“	This tribe has become like a ghost-town. Literally no talking, no strategising, no nothing -- just awkward silence and occasional short conversations exchanged throughout our tribe-chat. In some ways it worries me. It gives me the impression that everyone, especially Rob, are working hard to get themselves out of the gutter and onto the top of the totem-pole. I'm certainly gonna talk to Ella about this ASAP. This tribe shouldn't be this... Ghosty. Kinda freaky, I 'aint gonna lie.	”
–Aren

“	Just had a little chat with Ella. I asked her if anybody has been contacting her, and she said that Rob has been and they've spoken game. I asked her if he's targeting me, and she said that she doesn't think so, which is a relief. I asked her about the artifact, and she believes that Rob has it, just as I thought. Rob isn't a particularly skilled player, but he might actually survive a couple more votes if what Ella has told me is true and he does have the artifact. It'd be nice to flush it, but that'd be very difficult to do. My guess is that the third artifact is something to do with tribal-council, like some OP double-vote or something. It's typical that Rob would find what is probably gonna turn out to be the strongest artifact. Dragonshit, if you ask me.	”
–Aren

“	AREN'S SOCOTRA GAME-TIPS #1 - Hello there folks! ScorpioTheBadGuy here, presenting to you episode 1 of my Socotra game-tips! The reason that I've decided to make this series is because I'm bored and everyone on my tribe has decided to turn into a ghost, so yeah, time to turn that frown upside down and make YOU viewers happy! Today's tip is about bonds. As I said in one of my first confessionals, bonds are extremely important in this game and you have to be willing to make 'em, fake 'em and break 'em to become the Sole Survivor. How do you make bonds in the first place, though?... Simple! Don't be shy, PM anybody who you're interested in aligning with; make small-talk, chat about your other tribemates. Heck, flirt for all I care! All of it helps. After getting to know that person, feel free to tell them that you're interested in working with them. If you want to fake a bond, AKA somebody you don't like wants to work with you, fake as much excitement about working with them as possible. Do NOT reveal that you don't like them. Play 'em as if they were a final immunity-challenge. To break a bond, just vote the person out and then apologise after or some shit. if you're looking to break a bond, break it in style. Anyways, that is the end of episode one! Sorry that it was so quick, ladies and gents'. I'll make another episode soon! Bye!	”
–Aren

“	So Charlie is applying for s32 in the main ORG and sooner or later he was gonna find out I won a season there so I decided to tell him first, since I didn't want others to use the "main org winner" stigma to get him to turn on me. Hopefully he will understand that that game happened a year ago and that I'm loyal to him... On another note, this feels a lot like coming out to people you've just met irl "person: so hey about this thing... me: yeah about that, i have something to say. i am... person: yeah? me: im a... person: youre ga.. me: im a main org winner! cry emoticon pls still love/work with me person: oh wow"	”
–Miguel

“	Call me desperate but I need a tribe swap more than a whore needs good dick. That's saying something.	”
–Charlie

“	I'm currently just depressed. Kinda like 99% of the lonely people on Valentine's Day. Waiting for the results suck! I just want to get into immunity already, so that we can beast it and rack up another win. I've thought about it though, and I still can picture a swap on the horizon. Heck, it might even be at the immunity! Ya never know. I still wonder if this challenge has something to do with the new tribes, and if it does, then I just hope and pray that I'm put on a tough tribe who will Matiaf the game until the merger. 'Matiaf' might as well be renamed to 'Beastiaf' because we're that fucking beastly at challenges. We're kinda like the grizzly-bears of the game, I suppose you could say. Darsah can be, the, uh... Darsah can be the deer. That sounds legitimate -- an old-fashioned battle of predator vs. prey. The hunters vs. the hunted.	”
–Aren

“	Finally, people are talking to me and shit is finally going places! Me and Rob had a short-but-sweet conversation about being tired, so that was fun -- it helped reinforce my relationship with Rob, kinda. Me and Nam also exchanged a few words. He's paranoid that he'll be goin' out if we lose immunity, and I can't blame him. He's high up on the targets list. However, I would kinda rather getting Nick out. He's busy with Retribution at the moment and can't contribute anything to the tribe. Plus, he kinda sucks at challenges, I 'aint lying. So, we lost the reward-challenge. A lot of people are like: 'eh, not a big deal, only an artifact clue'. And I'm just here like 'AWWHH HELL NAH, I WANTED THAT DAMN WIN'. The momentum of winning challenges was fantastic and I'm not letting us go on a losing streak, fuck no	”
–Aren

Day 13

“	This is the best example of "be careful what you wish for"..there are ways I can stay but I'm definitely a huge target if ever we lose, since I believe they think my whole alliance is waiting for me on the other side.	”
–Charlie

“	I just went from an outacst to swing vote. Right now Matiaf thinks I am sticking with them. THATS A FUNNY JOKE! Aren and Kop, I purposely turned my backs on you guys and I am purposely not going back. They think that with Yuki they have the majority but really I am teaming up with Bryce to take them down.	”
–Rob

“	So, a new tribe. I thought I'd be good at a tribe swap but now it kinda seems like I can dominate this game. I have my main allies Patryk & Max. I have Nick and Nam who are enemies of each other and then the outs Charlie and Eva. I've talked a bit with Eva and told her there were two groups. Ella/Patryk/Max and Nick/Nam. The funny thing of this, I can test Eva out. If she's willing to vote with Nick and Nam, Nam will obv tell it me since he trusts me. He has the feeling I saved him at last tribal we attent, but in theory, I haven't saved him at all. I saved myself. So, even though I think I have the control in this tribe I'm not sure if I manage to keep being safe. It'd be amazing to win challenge(s). But for now, let's enjoy the game and don't play faster/harder than I already did since I'm not on the bottom for now. No time to worry.	”
–Ella

“	Fuck. Shit. Fuck. Shit. Dragonshit. Dragonshit. Dragonshit. A swap just happened, and I'm on the minority. WHAT THE FUCK?! Every single time I've faced a swap in an ORG, I've been put on the minority. Sigh... I just gotta stay calm, and see the silver-lining in this. I'm not out until Nuno tells me that the tribe has spoken. Anyway, so, I'm on a tribe with Yuki, Miguel, Lexus, Bryce, Kop, Rob and myself. As soon as I got online, Kop told me that Yuki would flip with us. He claims that me, him, Rob and Yuki could work together. Honestly, it sounds kinda fishy... I don't know if I trust Kop, or Yuki for that matter. I think Rob would vote with me, but I'm worried that Kop would flip to Darsah for his own benefit. If the worst comes to worst AKA we lose immunity and I feel like I'm definitely packing my bags and saying goodbye, then I'm gonna warn Miguel that Yuki betrayed him so that we can make this easy, group together and not only boot a Darsah, but I could keep myself safe in this game for another round. God, this really sucks. Praying for an immunity-win. Our tribe is pretty strong... Just praying that we can smash these Darsah 2.0's skulls off in the coming challenges.	”
–Aren

“	So the Matiaf people haven't said hi to me yet but they're already trying to get Yuki to flip. Oh they are going DOWN	”
–Miguel

“	Phew. Just had a chat with Rob, and he's in for the alliance. Thank the lord! So, hoping that it'll be me, Kop, Yuki and Rob to stay in this baby... I'm still nervous, though. I don't know if I trust these people. I'm considering flipping over to Miguel and guaranteeing myself safety. Although, at the same time, I'd be betraying Kop and he's a member of my old Matiaf alliance. I'm honestly gonna see if we lose or not, but I'm a chameleon, and I WILL change my colors. A lot.	”
–Aren

“	WOOT! Some crazy shit just went down, but I feel great. I feel like I'm in a position of power. I sold-out (yes, I know I'm a traitor) Kop, Yuki and Rob to Lexus. And guess what? SHE ADDED ME TO HER ALLIANCE CHAT! It's that fucking easy. So, now we're probably gonna boot Rob if we lose, and that's great. Also, guess what? On the Darsah alliance-chat, I could see all of their past fucking messages. Strategies, everything... And there's one message that particularly tickled my pickle. Miguel said, 'I asked Ella for the artifact clue and she gave it to me lol'. What the actual FUCK, Ella? She literally handed OUR artifact clue over to fucking Darsah. She plays way, way, way too hard... This is just crazy. Ella making the merge would be dreadful. Praying that she gets taken out. Although, if I'm aligned with Miguel, it'll possibly be a good thing if she's also aligned with him. It would give us some numbers to work with.	”
–Aren

“	Ella is such a wincess. I cannot put it into words how much that term suits her gameplay. She's an absolute princess to your face, and then when she strategies she turns into a witch. This is absolute dragonshit and I'd love to expose her. Although, I'm also a traitorous liar, so I guess we're even. It's the tale of the wincess vs. the chameleon.	”
–Aren

“	Miguel is super paranoid. He's wondering if I'm a spy, and I'm just like: 'I'M NOT A FUCKING SPY I WANT TO VOTE WITH YOU GUYS AND SAVE MY ASS, JEEZ.' I told him I'd make sure that the Yuki/Kop/Rob don't vote him though, so that calmed him down (thank God.) Me and Lexus are pretty tight. She's my friend's girlfriend, so we kinda bonded off of that right off the bat. I'm sure she won't betray me, which is good. God, this game is so hectic. It changes- and changes- and changes- and changes. It's like the Butterfly Effect -- do or say one little thing incorrectly and the whole result of the game will shift.	”
–Aren

“	Jeez, Rob is so snakey... It sucks that he probably has the artifact, because I'd love to have the pleasure of writing his name down. I'd love to sit him in my car, drive deep into the woods holding a shotgun, drive to a desolate area, then run towards a cabin with him, open the door, pull out my shotgun and... Put him to sleep -- y'know, lay him in my bed and read him a bedtime story. No.. I'm not gonna KILL the guy. What is wrong with you people? Jeez.	”
–Aren

“	I've done some damage-control with Miguel by sending him more screenshots of what Yuki has been saying, and he's falling further and further into the trap of trusting me. I know that I say it as if trusting me is a negative thing, but it's only because I'm a chameleon and I shouldn't be so trusted. But nonetheless, Darsah is taking me in and that's all that matters.	”
–Aren

“	I am so mad, I am fuming right now. Darsah actually has the majority yet we're probably all gonna get picked off one by one because of some people being DUMB AF. Ok so where do I begin, first we have fake ass shady ass hoe Yuki who talks a lot about being loyal to Darsah but then she joins an alliance chat with the other people and now we can't even know if she's trying to trick them or us. Then we have LEX, she talked 10 minutes with Aren and then she fucking added him to the alliance chat we have with Bryce so now he has access to us talking about targeting Yuki pre-swap skfnapofnaf I am livid. This is honestly a hot mess, Bryce, Lex and I have a chat with Yuki, one with Rob and one with Aren? They all say they're gonna be loyal to us but I know at least two of them are lying little bitches. Yuki says she's staying loyal to us because we kept her over Brian, Rob apparently wants to work with us cause he and Bryce are Azerbaijan friends and he was on the outs on Matiaf. And Aren is friends with Austin so he wants to work with Austin's girlfriend, because that totally makes sense? Tbh I don't see a reason why he would honestly want to work with us so in my mind he's a lying hoe and he's gonna get it. I don't know the name of the other member of the tribe yet even though we already talked but if we lose I guess we're voting them since everyone else swears they're working with us :))))	”
–Miguel

“	" I'm the sheltered kid that everyone still treats like I'm sheltered but I have upgraded to at LEAST PG-13" no im done im going to bed	”
–Miguel

Day 14

“	Eva is not my father and I refuse to be Kelley Wentworthed out of this game bc of a swap. I'll do everything I can to stop it from happening.	”
–Charlie

“	Ahh dragonshit. So, the immunity-challenge is a fucking drawing challenge where we're all pitted against somebody from the other tribe and we have to draw each other's mangatar. Best one wins a point for their tribe. Correct me if I'm wrong, but I'm against Charlie who I'm pretty sure designed the amazing Darsah SOS. In some ways me being against Charlie might be good though, because I suck at art so I wouldn't have beaten anyone from Darsah, so it's better that I go against an amazing artist so that one of our more skilled-artists isn't beaten by him, if you get me. At the moment, I'm just picturing the million-dollars: I can imagine riding on it, and using it to build a big-ass fucking crevice. Hey, why don't I do that? With the power of crevices, I can take over the world. >:D crevices are love, crevices are life.	”
–Aren

“	AREN'S SOCOTRA GAME-TIPS #2 - Hello there folks! ScorpioTheBadGuy here once again for Socotra Game-Tips! Today, we'll be discussing the importance of knowing when to win challenges and when to throw them. So, as we all know, challenges are one of the most important things in Survivor. Generally, people try their best in them no matter what, but sometimes it's a smarter idea to throw challenges so that you appear as less of a threat. In the pre-merge/pre-swap phase, generally throwing a challenge is a bad decision, as it will not only cost your tribe a member but it'll also put you in high risk of being voted-out. However, it can be an intelligent decision if there's a member that's particularly cancerous to the tribe. In a swap situation, throwing a challenge is more practical and respected, especially if your original tribe has the majority. However, no matter what, always be careful when throwing a challenge -- do not get cocky. In the merge, throwing challenges is 100% warranted. Individual-immunities, individual-rewards -- if you feel safe, then throw challenges. Not only can you use this at the final tribal-council to prove your strategic-prowess, but it also means that people will NOT target you as a physical-threat. Anyway, that was all for today. Goodbye, and have a good day!	”
–Aren

“	This tribe is a very interesting one. I met Bryce earlier, and I particularly like him. I obviously made that little agreement with Miguel that I'd get the Yuki/Kop/Rob alliance to vote for somebody other than him, so I told Yuki that we should vote for Bryce. She was kind of against it, but eh, no worries. I'm slightly worried about losing this challenge and being voted-out, because what if the alliance doesn't trust me? You never know. I suppose that I just gotta go with my good gut and vote off one of the Matiaf boys with them. But then again... With if my GUT betrays me? What if my gut was the true villain the whole time?	”
–Aren

“	I have one love in this game. One passionate love... And no, it isn't one of the girls. No, it's not strategy. No, it's not the challenges. No, it's not the environment. No, it's not having to wipe my ass with leaves. No, it's not having to cry myself to sleep as spiders crawl on my bare back. It's not a single one of those things. Not even close. Yes -- I know that I'm a weirdo, but today, the 20th of January 2016, I'm coming out as a crevice-lover. The whole game, crevices have been my love and motivation. Fuck, they're the only reason that I came out here... They're so majestic and sexy, I'd love to rap myself around one and make sweet love to it. If only they weren't inanimate, I'd probably marry one as well. I may be known as the chameleon by day, but I am the crevice-lover by night and I always will be the crevice-lover by night... Sweet, long crevices... *begins to drift off to sleep, but immediately opens my eyes back up*... Jeez... I'm going insane. Perhaps the jungle is seriously taking it's toll on my brain. I should get some sleep. Bai.	”
–Aren

“	When it's Day 14 and Aren already has 55 confessionals. Sorry hun but ain't nobody got time to read all that.	”
–Miguel

“	Jaylen and Natalie need to step their confessionals game up	”
–Miguel

“	Yuki is just so funny, yesterday she thought she was some hot stuff cause in her mind both sides were begging her for her vote but today when we told her how the Matiaf crew are throwing her under te bus HARD, just seeing her acting conflicted, half not wanting to admit that she'd considered going with them, half not being able to hide how angry she was of having to be stuck with us, the people who have her forever at the bottom of the totem pole. It was delicious to watch wink emoticon	”
–Miguel

“	It's day 14 -- wowzers. Can't believe it's going so slowly. I just want this game to progress. I'm going to try oh so hard to defeat Charlie in the challenge, but it's unlikely. I just need a superb design... I've been thinking about it, and I have a couple of ideas, but... Hold on a minute... His name is 'Charlie'. OH. EM. GEE. I SHOULD TOTALLY MAKE MY DRAWING OF HIM BASED OFF OF CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY! ?? Yes, yes, yes. Originally I had a design named 'badass Charlie', but it's time to scrap that and bring in the big guns -- Charlie and the Chocolate Factory. I fucking love it. This could be so, so successful if I draw it correctly. I want to bring my tribe to victory so badly, and I will put every little pint of effort that I have into doing that correctly.	”
–Aren

“	Okay, admittedly, I'm probably going a little too bananas with my confessionals this season. Lemme talk some game just to calm ya'll host's breasts. I'm not always crazy (but I do always love crevices so please do not judge me.) I'm still nervous about the quietude of Matiaf 2.0 at the moment... Gives me a bad vibe. If I go home pre-merge, I'll be pretty dang upset, honestly... It'd pain me a lot. Kinda like a fragile teenage-girl after a bad breakup.	”
–Aren

“	Literally just pulled an all-nighter speaking to the camera and making confessionals. I feel proud -- I feel fulfilled. If I continue this, I can probably make it to 1000 confessionals by the end of the season! I just need to get my ass in gear and I can beast this -- the same goes to the game itself. I know that my confessionals are extremely fourth-wall breaking, but ah well, it's MY confessional. Not YOUR'S, so don't be so prissy! I know what ya'll are thinking.	”
–Aren

“	Just came back from an intense swimming-session. Anyways, I'm about to start working on Charlie's mangatar, so wish me some sweet old good-luck, VL. I have a few general ideas on what I should do, but I think that I've finally settled on one. Lets just say that... My brain isn't aflutter anymore.	”
–Aren

“	So... I just finished the first part of my Charlie design, and... and... IT LOOKS FANTASTIC! He's so sexy with his 6-pack, all the chicks chase him 5 miles down the street just to fondle his precious locks of hair, and that's the story as to why he's so fit. Even Miguel finds him sexy as fuck. I'm so proud of you, Badass Charlie. :'D make daddy proud and win a point for us.	”
–Aren

“	And my Badazz Charlie design has been officially submitted. I don't feel very good, though... I'm nervous. I feel like a father after he lets his child run free into the world. I just... Care about him. What if he fails? Will he feel bad? Will he blame me? I sure hope not. I'm here for you, Badazz Charlie -- just remember that. :') as father and son -- elder chameleon and younger chameleon -- deeper crevice and narrower crevice -- we will survive TOGETHER.	”
–Aren

“	The results will be posted in about 7 hours. Despite the fact that our drawings are pretty bad, I'm still excited. I'm actually really looking forward to seeing Charlie's drawing of me. We'll probably only win over about 1 or 2 points, but it 'aint a huge deal. We're gonna knock Kop out of the game and that's what I'm excited for. If Matiaf 2.0 face tribal tonight, it'll be super hectic. On another topic, Yuki annoys me, like, a lot. She's super paranoid and kinda uses the token 'sweet-girl' tactic to get herself further into the game and I don't like it because IT DOESN'T FUCKING WORK. Seriously, I can appreciate using that tactic if it actually helps you in the game, but when Yuki does it it's just whiny and irritating.	”
–Aren

“	AREN'S SOCOTRA GAME-TIPS #3 - Hello there folks! ScorpioTheBadGuy here once again for Socotra Game-Tips number 3! Today, we'll be talking about the importance of flipping on alliances, tribes, and voting blocs alike! Flipping is an essential part of Survivor if you want to win or just generally make it deep into the game. If you are not willing to flip on or backstab your alliance-members, then the chances are that you will not go very far into the game. Remember -- in Survivor, always keep several doors open. Do not close off all options just for one alliance or alliance-member. For example, Alliance A is consisting of contestant A, contestant B and contestant C whilst Alliance B is consisting of contestant D, contestant E, contestant F and contestant G. Clearly, Alliance A are in the minority and somebody from that alliance will be voted-out. However, contestant A flips on their alliance and agrees to vote contestant C off with Alliance B. Therefor, contestant C and B are voted-out in succession and contestant A is the last remaining member of Alliance A. Makes sense, right? Remember, folks, if you can't beat 'em, join 'em -- that saying combines well with Survivor. Anyway, that is all for today folks, goodbye!	”
–Aren

“	Oh schnickeys -- I think that my tribe actually has a shot at winning immunity. Patryk's inactive, Nick's busy with main ORG Retribution and Lexus has an amazing drawing so that's already 3 points to us. Kop also has a good drawing, so I'm praying that we'll win 4-3! Who knows? It could be 6-1. Ugh, it'd be amazing to bring home the victory. I'm so driven with rage right now, I just want this win within my grasp. I want to feel the victory. I want to feel Darsah 2.0's blood, I want to feel Darsah 2.0's tears. I want everything.	”
–Aren

“	Everyone is being suspiciously nice, and pretending they don't know a lot. I mean, so am I, but still. Smh.	”
–Charlie

Day 15

“	Literally anyone could go home at this tribal. This is Ali levels of messiness rn	”
–Miguel

“	Aren flipped to our side way too fast which is kinda worrisome considering he wasn't in the outs on the other tribe but he also tell us every single thing that the other people are doing so maybe he's loyal?	”
–Miguel

“	Kop is doing too much rn. First he asks me who I want out. I don't give any names but he says rob and yuki so I replied with something like yeah maybe rob cause I didn't want them to vote yuki (how things change whew) and then he literally goes to rob and tells him I'm targeting him. You best find an idol kop cause if not I'm taking you down bitch	”
–Miguel

“	Ah, dragonshit. Matiaf 2.0 lost immunity -- how disappointing. But, it 'aint a big deal. I just gotta relax and not scramble too hard. I have my alliance with Darsah, as long as they trust me we can boot Kop's overly social-ass off the island. So, Kop asked me about the vote, and I tried to say as little as I could but we ended up agreeing on Lexus going home, even though I'm lying. This kind of worries me, as Lexus is apparently kinda paranoid so I hope she doesn't presume that I'm actually going to vote with him...	”
–Aren

“	I am pretty sure I am the swing vote, and I think that it would be smart to get rid of one of the former Matiafs who were gonna vote me next. It is easy to go with either because both have clear ties to the other side, but on one hand Aren is more influential and can be very persuasive, but Kop has Nam at his fingertips and can perform well in challenges.	”
–Rob

“	Great. Pretty sure everyone's locked in for booting out Kop! Thank the lord. I'm gonna be so happy to vote him out. He's strong socially, and a huge threat to my game. It'll certainly be a pleasure to say 'cya Kop!'.	”
–Aren

“	Oh lord, this game is going fantastic for me. Yuki, Kop and Rob ALL trust me, and as far as I know, so does Bryce, Lexus and Miguel. I've sent them so many pictures of me, Kop, Rob and Yuki's alliance-chat to earn their trust, so I'm praying that they realise that I'm serious about Kop the Cop earning a token of epic bootage. If I got voted-out tonight, I'd be shocked at the max... Like, who would want me out? Joseph? He's gone already. As far as I know, I have this thing locked up 'til the merge and hopefully all the way to the finale.	”
–Aren

“	As time progresses onwards, I'm falling deeper and deeper and deeper into this crevice of false security... I want to bitchslap myself out of it, but it's too relaxing. Seriously, I'm ridiculously confident that I'll receive no votes at this tribal, and I feel fantastic about myself. I'm legitimately playing a good game this season. I'm the resident flip-flopper, chameleon and crevice-lover, baby.	”
–Aren

“	Great... Now the hosts hate me. ?? ah well, at least my fellow Matiaf 2.0 enjoy my company. Shout out to ya'll this confessional is kinda fourth-wall breaking, but fourth-wall breaking is my middle name, so.	”
–Aren

“	Woohoo! Me and Miguel have a final 2 alliance. I know that I pledged 100% allegiance to Ella, but that's gonna have to go outta the window. Me and Miguel are the new thing, baby.	”
–Aren

“	I honestly really like him. Very nice guy, very easy to work with. I'm hoping to go far with him!	”
–Aren

“	I'm chatting with Yuki, and God, she is so fucking paranoid. Always like, 'I'm scared of Rob flipping' etc etc, and I just find it hilarious because I'M the one flipping. NOT Rob. She thinks I'm her number 1, and I'm just like: 'You know nothing, Yuki Ho.' BECAUSE SHE LITERALLY HAS NO CLUE. xD I feel bad for her. When or if she finds out that I was the 4th vote for Kop that sends him out, she will be so surprised. She probably won't be able to hold in her anger. Her face would just puff up red like a bomb and I'd run away, thinking to myself: 'got ya!	”
–Aren

“	I miss my old tribe :(((( but I'm glad my ass isn't on the line, so good luck to them, they'll need it	”
–Charlie

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–Miguel

“	Me when I was about to ask Aren why is it that he preferred us to Matiaf cause I wanted to know if he's being honest or not but then the hosts VICIOUSLY INTERRUPTED OUR CONVERSATION, I FEEL ABUSED. NO CHILL IN SOCOTRA GUYS, IF YOU'RE READING THIS, SEND HELP, WE'RE PRISONERS HERE	”
–Miguel