Shut The F*ck Up/Confessionals

Day 14

“	damn it spu being confident ends up being blindsided ;-;	”
–Norbert

“	These hoes ain't loyal! (No they ain't) Nah, Nah! Enough singing. Gavin has officially been outed from the Counterstrike. He tried to call Xavier unloyal but he's worse. Last round he went bat shit crazy. He tried to get me out but didn't thanks to Perrys Angels and convinced Reid, Norbert and Sean to vote for Dan. There's a new chat, but we'll make him feel safe in the other chat. Then we're taking him out. This isn't history, flippers don't win. he even went around telling people about the Counterstrike but conveniently left himself out of it. *eyes emoji*	”
–Jaylen

“	old shang is retarded. Why switch to dan and not tell me? That cost you reed	”
–Tom

“	Everyone voted out as of now has not switched tribes once. Will that continue, or not? Stayed tuned :)	”
–Gavin

“	It shouldn't have been a "blindside". I told them explicitly that reed was the target. Are they failing math class?!?! Do they realize without my vote they only had 3?!?!?! Reed deserves to go because of that.	”
–Tom

“	UGH WHY REED WHY!?!? He had to go behind Tom's back and not use an obvious vote in his favor. I told him to include Tom, but nope <_< that didn't happen. So instead, without permission from the rest of our alliance, he pulled the Counterstrike card, which is mostly irrelevant at this point anyway since most of the members have betrayed it's secret to everyone. And now I'm stuck trying to figure out how to save Sean or Norbert, since we need at least 6 at the merge. Also, in other news, our tribe is a total flop at challenges because nobody else here can do shit so our only real hope is design or posting challenges. I'm fairly certain I can get myself to the merge no matter what, but if I don't make it with numbers, I'm going to be put in a tough spot. It's time to think on my feet and figure something out fast before Eddie and his goons gain the upper hand.	”
–Perry

“	Reed is furious at me for no reason. He got out and it was a victory for me. My plan from the start was to assemble the original Qin together and form a strong pact so that people trust me enough to give me the information I need. We have a strong pact right now but our numbers are decreasing day be day. We want to get back on this and if the original qin's enter the merge with a minority, it will be pretty difficult for me to navigate my way to the finals. Now, I need to convince everyone to throw this next immunity challenge so Tom has no security and we absolutely guarantee his demise. I want him gone. He can cause hell with his challenge skills. He's my best target. I have a broader outlook on this game which I think will be in my benefit. I'll try to make decisions that don't ensure me safety for a couple of tribals but I'll make decisions that'll get me to the end with the right amount of people sitting in the jury. So as for now, it is mission kick Tom out of this game. Hopefully he doesn't find the idol which would be a complete pain in the butt for me. I think I have a better chance at finding the idol then anyone here because of my consistent guesses. Oh well, we'll see.	”
–Max

“	these counterstrike people need to stop already... It's like the irrelevant people aligning with the relevant people to try to make it look like they are playing good games when really it's the relevant people playing good games and the irrelevant just haven't been targeted yet. Honestly it's a struggle.	”
–Eddie

“	ok these people need to shut the fuck up like I was fucking busy you fucks. Like I'd rather not submit then be annoying as fuck like them. Jesus	”
–Eddie

Day 15

“	this game is full of liarrrrrs. I think only Jaylen is 100% honest with me. Perry is cautiously honest, like 80% maybe. Eddie, dan, max, gavin are alllll liarssssss. Sean and Norbert maybe, but thats because they got fooled by reed.	”
–Tom

“	I feel so alone... This counterstrike alliance jaylen whipped together early on really handicapped me. Screenshots are bullshit. People dont have audio or video recordings ready as proof in real survivor. This council tonight gonna be riddick	”
–Tom

“	YAAASSSS we finally broke the Qin curse! Hallelujah!	”
–Ian

“	Perry thinks Tom is a threat! This is absolutely great news for me because I want everyone to hate this guy. But Perry himself is a huge challenge threat and i want him to get the hell out of this game too. I want both Perry and Tom against each other. This way it'll open a cracking point for the original Shang. I want that whole group to suffer from betrayal and dishonesty. That way, the original Qin will further themselves in this game and from there I'll advance in my own ways. Perry also thinks Eddie is running things which is interesting because getting Reed out was mine and Bryce's decision. I'm still gunning for Tom and this changes nothing.	”
–Max

“	Today, Tom came to me and claimed that he found an idol in column E. That could be total bullshit or he could be telling the truth, either way I'm losing my opportunity to find an idol. Maybe we're just unlucky, but I'd figure 5 people working together could eventually find one. Alas. Anyway, the way the numbers currently stand it's 8 vs. 6 in my mind. Our tribe minus Jaylen (since he probably still thinks Counterstrike is a thing lol) plus Sean, Norbert, and then Max (since Dan blatantly left him out of his majority *screenshots*) Vs. BEND + Tom (since he's a sketchy hoe who they're stupid for trusting) + Jaylen (again, Counterstrike lol) So basically, we have a majority, it's just badly placed, since original Qin happened to get a clean majority over Shang on new Shang. So we only have Jaylen left to eliminate, and they have ample choices. So I worked really really hard at that immunity challenge, because our alliance can't afford to send Qin to any more than 1 tribal council (where Jaylen would go home). I hate having to lose anybody, but I especially can't risk the platypus squad, which would hopefully carry me to the end at the merge. So what do I do now. I basically need to revamp my perceived strategy. I need Tom, Eddie, and Jaylen to trust me more. I need them to believe that I want to work with them, that I actually believe their obvious lies, and that I am not planning to take them out as soon as the opportunity presents itself. They need to feel unopposed. So I'm starting to work on Jaylen, trying to make him feel comfortable. If he feels comfortable, I can vote him out without the threat of him playing an idol. If I can manage that, we can enter final 12 with a 7-5 majority, which would be perfect.	”
–Perry

“	I can't believe I'm saying this, but, ladies and gentlemen? Shang, for the very first time, will more than likely will be attending the next Tribal Council. Not by force. But by a challenge loss. I just took a look at the score difference between Qin and us, and we're losing by about five hundred or six hundred pictures, and there is no fucking way in hell we are catching up to that. Is there a mercy rule in Survivor? Because if so, I'd very much like to ask for one. Yeah, it's that bad. But, on the bright side of things, Tribal shouldn't be too much of an issue, I guess. From what I've heard, my name, thankfully, hasn't been going around. Our intended target, Reed, went home, which was pretty neat to see. Such a devastating blindside all at the hands of the underdogs. You're very welcome. The thought of wanting to get rid of Tom, or maybe even Norbert, has been floating around the Original Qin alliance, too. I believe at this point the Original Qin has the subsequent majority over the second version of Shang, so voting people out should, hopefully, not be a problem.	”
–Noah

Day 16

“	The rest of my tribe is flopping at this challenge, so while I COULD spend 2 hours getting all 30 levels in under 100 deaths, I don't think I'll waste the time. Especially when I'm sure I can just get the idol clues from Sean or Norbert.	”
–Perry

“	Convinced Max hes a target, which he is And convinced him eddie and dan are after him. Max said hed vote with me. So got him, me, norbert and sean to vote bryce. Eddie and dan said theyd vote max, but they lied last time so well see. Proved to bryce eddie and dan are after max so he said hell go with majority and vote max. Noah seems stuck on cutting.norbert which is fine. That would make votr 4-3-1 with bryce going home and cutting out a Qin, giving my group an edge. If everyones lying, then norbert is going home on a 5-3 vote. If everyone but max is lying (which is most likely) itll be a 4-4 tie between bryce and max. Hopefully my idol bluff keeps votes away from me. Eitherway, i think i bought 3 more days. Im not gonna play the fake and use it as leverage in the future. Probably promise to give to someone if i survive a future tribal.	”
–Tom

“	This swap is the worst thing ever. Everything I set up for myself went to shit. My alliance of six is down to three. I'm practically on the bottom of my tribe! Breaking a fucking challenge curse on my tribe didn't help me! My closest ally (at least I think) is gone! These hoes ain't loyal and I'm running out of people to trust. They want me to lie and deceit... So be it! It's time to really start playing the game. Even if it hurts some people. Sean and Norbert should be nervous considering only people that didn't swap tribes have gone home	”
–Jaylen

“	These guys got caught red handed. All the original shangs are trying to work together and micromanage the vote ultimatum in the hopes to keep Tom. But to all the bitchboys trying to ensure Tom makes the merge so he can sweep up all the immunity challenges and prevent any other member not in his alliance to win, I WILL NOT BUDGE. My goal stays the same. I don't want to be influenced by a foe like Perry. He also send me a screenshot saying that Dan was in another alliance with Eddie, Tom and Bryce. That according to me is absolute crap because if that was the case, we wouldn't have gotten Reed out last time. Some of these people are shady as hell but I'm shadier considering the fact that I started the rumor that Norbert was the target if we lose. This way, I avoided being double crossed by both Tom and Perry since they are exchanging information with each other. Right now I need to find their idol ASAP Cause it could be very useful!	”
–Max

“	People fuckin up lookin for the idols lol	”
–Perry

“	Right now, I'm going to strive for a far fetch plan in the event we go to Tribal Council in the event Tom has an idol. I've been trying to seem like a stupid player thus far acting innocent, agreeing with everything, and acting like I don't know the game that well, so me proposing this plan may make me look like a threat later on if it comes down to our Original Qin alliance, but that's a risk I'll take due to our low numbers. Come merge, which I think will be final 12 or 10, probably 12, Qin wll have to pull some major moves to try and stay alive... hopefully I won't have to turn on them because I like our little fractured group. First things first though, I have to do some major damage control with Sean.	”
–Bryce

“	I'm pulling Tom hardcore right now. As I've said before, it is my personal goal to get this guy out of this game before the merge. I have also heard my name thrown around especially. Dan has been telling people to vote for me. I don't know if its a hoax or a ploy for them to fall in but I need to be more careful. Anyways, I've convinced Tom and I have his, Sean's and Norbert's vote in grip. All three of them are voting for Bryce. That is good as long as its not me. Now that I've secured my safety, I want to get the original Qin together and convince them to not split the votes. Because if they do, then Tom will know I didn't vote for Bryce with him and I'll be in some huge shit. Hopefully, that idol is not real. To my knowledge, he told Perry about the idol today so if they were really tight, they would've shared this information a long time ago. This hints on a possible fake idol ploy. Who knows? Anyways, right now its time for me to Tom. I want him gone. And even if that idol is real, the vote is not gonna be for me because the other 3 people are voting for Bryce. This ensures my safety but I don't want to feel too comfortable. If all goes according to my plan this is how it should play out: 1. Tom plays idol and it is real: 3-1-0 or 3-2-0 (Bryce gets out) 2. Tom doesn't play idol or he plays it and its fake" 3-3-2 revote of 3-2 (Tom gets out) 5-3 if we all vote for Tom (Tom gets out)	”
–Max

“	Scared, I was the one to come up with the split vote plan but I missed tribal council when it first came out and they set it up... I don't try them with a plan this fragile, something will go wrong. Just before tribal, Dan suggested to Noah, Eddie, and myself that he wants to take out Max... I'm scared he may try to do that regardless of the obvious disadvantage in numbers we have going into the merge if it does happen. I'm not sure if I will go with my own plan just due to the fact that they set it up themselves. Hopefully Tom goes tonight, if not, then Norbert. I won't be shocked though when a Qin goes home.	”
–Bryce

“	Ok so apparently we are splitting the votes, this is honestly super fucking scary, I have had so many bad experiences with split votes I hope this isnt another negative one.	”
–Eddie

“	it really annoys me that Tom has "the idol" like I'm hoping that was from google or something because like I really want the idol, I want the most attention at the merge, like I want the season name changed to "Survivor: Resurgence - The Story of Eddie" and having the idol could really help me do that. I mean if he really had it he would play it point blank and not be such an attention whore and put it on at tribal, like "look at my necklace guy" ...okay 2 Chainz calm down, I am the only attention whore around these parts	”
–Eddie