Tom, you will roast these hoes here. ^_^
Blaine-
You look like what would happen if Batista had hot sex with Yul and somehow had a child
Zane-
Tough guy, tough enough to get into the Salty Spatoon. Your ego shoots up to the moon.
Ivan-
Ivan my pal who is almost always drunk. Your insides probably look like Graces hair.
Grace-
Hearing you talk makes me wish Jake was still here.
Trace-
You may think you're this huge heroic figure. The shit that comes out of my ass has more heroism than you.
Casey-
I was almost convinced you were a snake. Until I realized they have Backbones :/