Day 27[]
| “ | I'M FUCKING SAFEEEEEEEEEE WHERE TF IS THAT GOOD SHIT MEME WHEN I NEED IT | ” |
–Tyler | ||
| “ | We just blindsided Zane in a clusterfuck of a Tribal Council and The Death Machine alliance comes out on top. The Death Machine alliance is me, Evan, Alex, Dom, Szymon, and Tyler while Sarah, Nuno, Sam, and Perry watch from the outskirts. RIght now, Perry is our main target for the next Tribal but if he wins, we got plenty of other targets to choose from. Let the games begin | ” |
–Joe | ||
| “ |  Skye Islands - After Merge Tribal 1 Perry just told me Domonique has the idol, WHOOPS  SKYE ISLANDS Merge COnfesh 2 So the merge idol has been found, fuck |
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–Alex | ||
| “ | DAMMIT DOM! STOP! Fucking! Stop! Look I love you dragging people but THIS IS NOT THE FUCKING TIME! THIS IS NOT GOOD FOR MY FUCKING GAME! You know I'm actually considering using Perry for one vote to get Dom out because seriously, she just became a HUGE wildcard and I don't know if I can go any further in this game with her. But the rational side of me knows I can't yet because it could go 5-5 if I do. So Perry needs to go next, then Dom. Only one problem, Dom has two idols. The brain idol and the merge idol so it would have to be a blindside of James proportions. I swear, Survivor only gets good once the merge hits | ” |
–Joe | ||
| “ |  LOL FIRST MERGED TRIBAL My god this challenge. ....I THINK I SHOULD THROW THIS TO GET RID OF PERRY |
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–Evan | ||
| “ | so Perry told people about my idol and I decided to say fuck it and tell the whole tribe about it. I also told Joe & Szymon that I have the merge idol but I think it put more of a target on my back with Joe but I don't think he'll get rid of me without getting rid of Perry first. I need to move Alex, Evan, Joe and Szymon out of the way so I can just ball out in this game (after Perry leaves). Sarah is strong socially but idk about her strategic game tbh. Joe is good strategically but he sucks at challenges. Tyler is honestly bae af but idk if I can beat him at the end tbh. And Nuno has been messy as hell pretty much the whole time so....let's see how things pan out. Oh btw Szymon and Evan are throwing the challenge to take Perry out. I purposely did my part of the challenge to try and salvage Perry's jury vote lol idk if it will work but it's worth a shot | ” |
–Domonique | ||
| “ | I'm having the time of my life in the majority. It's a much different story than it was in Japan, where I literally had zero reliable allies and had to fight to stay alive. With how this challenge is set up, Dom, Szy, and Evan are gonna throw the challenge so we can send Perry packing. This is our golden opportunity and we can't waste it. After Perry, I'd like to see Dom go. Her two idols are way to dangerous and I don't know if she would use them since Tyler and I REALLY want Nuno out. Evan thinks getting Dom out now is bad, but I disagree. Dom is amazing at challenges and if she goes deep, no doubt she can go on a run. I came back to win, not give someone their second ring. | ” |
–Joe | ||
| “ | When pigs fly, I'm sure that I won't get blindsided..... What the actual fuck, we had: -Szymon being a snitch -Zane exposing the wrong people -Dom going rogue -Alex being smart -Sam mad shit
Right now, I better stay on people's good sides or else..... |
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–Nuno | ||
| “ | So Perry is saying he didn't have a part in the "let's take out Tyler" plan but like everyone else includes him when talking about the plan so :~) ok Perry! I'm going to let him believe he's rebuilt the trust between us but i'm keeping my eye out for him bc he's still shading me out. We've all told him that Nuno is someone we'd consider going after, i don't think he'll believe that but i mean i'm not opposed to either of them going so it's half-true. Anyways I thik everyone is going to throw this challenge and maybe nobody will be immune and i'll be a happy camper! | ” |
–Tyler | ||
| “ | *sees Szymon posted and my turns up* *breaks away like a motherfucker and logs off of FB* *goes off to enjoy a nice and casual lunch at Steak N Shake*
ITS EASY. Sam: "And I thought Wes' tribal was messy, he set the tone" or some bullshit like that YEAH WES' TRIBAL AKA THE ONE YOU PUSSIED OUT OF. Joe: "This tribal proves that we're all stars" Me internally: "No, not really, in fact, a lot of you here still suck" Me: "Agreed!!" |
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–Evan | ||
| “ | So I'll talk later about what happened today, but I don't have the energy to do so rn. Instead I'll talk about my plan moving forward.
My last plan was to win immunity (check) to get out Alex (no check for me). The plan now is to save my ass C: If people were concerned before about me controlling people, literally all of my sheep have left. I don't have an idol, but people know that at least 2 idols are out there (and probably the brawn one too). And I think I'm relatively trustworthy. With that in mind, I plan to reach out to people like Tyler P, Dom, Joe, Evan, Sam, etc. and try to get myself cemented back into the game. This upcoming round, I'm nervous as hell because it would be super easy to vote me out, so I'll do whatever it takes to stay. In the rounds following (assuming I make it) I'm going to try to get into something a little more permanent. I need to stay with the numbers until at least final 8, because if (before then) Alex decides to take me out, he can just sit me out of the challenge. So with that in mind, it's time to shift from my traditional gameplay and channel what Tyler told me about social game. I need to be friendly, useful, and not a sketchy hoe. Let's see what I can make happen. |
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–Perry | ||
| “ | I am doing EVERYTHING I can to try to throw this challenge. I 'woke up late', I 'missed a post', but Poirier took FOREVER. This man's wasted on weekends and hitting the books on the weekdays. Yeesh. If it honestly comes to a point where I'm the last man with the last post left, I honestly may contemplate DOING ABSOLUTELY NOTHING should we reach that point. WE MUST LOSE. | ” |
–Evan | ||
| “ | Ok so it's time to try to save my ass. The plan currently for this round is to survive any way possible. Right now, it's looking like that means axing Nuno instead of me, which I'm 100% ok with tbh, after all the times he's lied to me and tried to come for me...
I may not have immunity, since at this point, Szymon's basically throwing it, but I still have my social game, which apparently Nuno is flopping at. I'm back to being tight with Dom and Tyler's on my side. Sam will also probably vote with me, since we're in a similar spot. That said, I've heard Szymon, Joe, maybe Evan and sorta Alex want me gone over Nuno, so that's not great. But fortunately, I have a really good case to make. 1. I have no followers left. 2. No items. 3. Relatively trustworthy. 4. Plus, you can get Alex to waste his sit-out power on me next round if you want me gone so bad. So it's worth keeping me around. Every round I stay is a victory, so we'll see how this goes... |
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–Perry | ||
| “ | Nuno the vote is between you and Perry. And you are getting on people's nerves. Shut up | ” |
–Domonique | ||
| “ | YEAH SCRATCH THAT LAST CONFESSIONAL THIS ALLIANCE SUCKS! THEY SAY THEY WANNA THROW THE CHALLENGE BUT THEY'RE AHEAD OF US. FUCKERS DO YOU NOT WANT PERRY OUT? YOU SAY YOU DO BUT YOU'RE FUCKING NOT! SERIOUSLY FUCKING STOP | ” |
–Joe | ||
| “ |  Webcam video from September 28, 2015 10 23 PM (UTC) |
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–Sam | ||
| “ | TFW Alex's sleep schedules fucks over your team, and by extension, the rest of your game. This is probably it for me, let's be honest lol. | ” |
–Sarah | ||
Day 28[]
| “ | So we won immunity, slayoncé, and Joe immediately wants perry gone, ok Joe I get that ,I understand, but I feel like I actually shouldn't vote perry because.... A) It looks better if he is on the jury because he voted me and i didnt vote him back oop, B) If he has an idol and stays, he won't go against me because I voted Nuno, C) I can tell my alliance I'm throwing my vote on Nuno JUST IN CASE, even though it's smarter for my personal game, OOPSIE | ” |
–Alex | ||
| “ | So this is what the immunity necklace feels like. What a lovely feeling. | ” |
–Joe | ||
| “ | Pardon my mood if I sound cranky in my confessional. I JUST DID A 100 PIECE, ROTATING, ALL BLACK PUZZLE. AND I HATE PUZZLES. it's for an hoh in some other org.
SO, this should actually be our most straightforward tribal left. It was gonna be so easy. Except it wasn't for a while. Alex took forever to wake up but the other team got back on track and all won immunity. Szymon, Dom and I threw this challenge in a blatant and obvious manner. There was once a time when we were all online and Nuno was all "hey we're all on". Nothing was said since. SAVAGE. I don't really care if they know or not. Now, this SHOULD be the easiest vote ever. Perry goes. 6-4. Or not even. Basically, the plan was to tell Perry the vote is on Nuno, and to tell the minority 3 legitimately nothing or to pitch a random name. So the vote is possibly 6 Perry, 3 me (those hacks want me gone for some dumb reason), and 1 Nuno. 6 > 3 > 1. I love math. ...THEN ALEX WANTED TO MAKE THINGS TRICKY. First, he wants to throw his vote to Nuno to cause confusion. So 5-3-2. THEN, he wanted to get Tyler to throw his vote to Nuno as well, so now it'd be 4-3-3. WELL, one of the "3's" are on me. And I'm not having that! Nope nope nope. All it would take is one flip and I'm fucking toast. I know I won't be idoled out, but god knows what items are still left over from the auction to end my game because we wanted to be cute and split the vote. So with Joe's help, he and I got Alex to back off of that plan in the alliance chat, so right now only he and possibly Perry should be voting Nuno. 5-3-2 again. Sorry Perry, you did play your heart out despite the whole stigma around you coming into this game. You pried for information once you found yourself with no allies, you never stopped giving it your all, and you truly do represent what a triple threat is in this game. I'm expecting more votes, but I'm not ready to go just yet. I got my team with me, and we're steamrolling through this game. |
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–Evan | ||
| “ | I don't know who to vote for. I think this is the first time (besides Ivan/Topaz) that I've really regretted a vote. This shit got me like I don't want to vote. I think moving forward my best move would be to take Perry out. I've voted Nuno out already so I'm ok with that LMFAO but I'm trying to become the first two time winner and if Perry stays, that means Alex/Evan/Joe stay longer & I'm ready to break that shit up. | ” |
–Domonique | ||
| “ | ’Ok, so you're not dumb.' Perry, I think that's the LAST thing you wanna tell someone when you want their vote. You're better than that | ” |
–Joe | ||